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FROM:SOFTWARE UPDATE SERVICESUS@CS.EARTH.STARFLEET.CMD
COMPUTING SERVICES
STARFLEET COMMAND
EARTH

TO:GEORDI LAFORGEG.LAFORGE@NCC1701D.STARFLEET.CMD
CHIEF ENGINEER
STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

DATE:9403.114

PROBLEM:
Recent transcripts of sensor logs showed faulty temperature readings. For example, while visiting 'Hotel Royale', you measured a ground temperature of -291 Celsius. Since a temperature of -18 Kelvins is considered abnormal, an error was generated by the sensor log review computer.

Further study found a bug in the the temperature probe code. Following is a source patch to fix the problem. Please apply this as soon as possible.

PATCH:

*** /tmp/,RCSt1002935Fri Dec 18 16:32:56 1992
--- temp_probe.cFri Dec 18 16:33:04 1992
***************
*** 145,146
  TempRead = call_probe(TEMP, AT_SURFACE, NEARBY_PLANET)
  fprintf(DISPLAY_PANEL, "%f7.2 Celsius\n", TempRead)

--- 145,153 -----
  TempRead = call_probe(TEMP, AT_SURFACE, NEARBY_PLANET)
+ /*
+  * It's a hardware problem which will be fixed in the next
+   * starship release (NCC1701-E, due in March/09).
+    */
+    if ( TempRead < -273.0 ) {
+    TempRead = -273.0
+    }
     fprintf(DISPLAY_PANEL, "%f7.2 Celsius\n", TempRead)

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