Computer Literacy Test

Quiz time...

Who invented the computer?
- Mr. Chips
- E.T.
- Marquis de Sade
What are microchips?
- What a herd of micros leave on the prairie.
- What you eat with microdip.
- The reason you had to take all those computer literacy courses.
What is a floppy disk?
- A painful lower-back condition.
- An album that didn't sell.
- A great frisbee.
What is the first thing you associate with computers?
- Bill Cosby commercials
- Eyestrain, headaches.
- Annoying beeps.
- Three tons of printout where once there was a 3-page report.
- All of the above.
What is FORTRAN?
- Between 3 and 5 tran.
- How to get computers excited before interface.
- Ridiculous.
What is Pascal?
- A leafy vegetable.
- A foot fungus.
- A city in southern France.
- None of the above.
When you need consulting help in deciding what to do with your computer, what organization do you think of?
- IBM
- FBI
- PLO
What is the most important computer peripheral?
- Bill Cosby.
- Someone to operate the computer for you.
- Aspirin.

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