The Funny Side
Brain Damage Quiz
Following is a quiz. Please answer all questions honestly and to the best of your ability, or your answers may not be honest or to the best of your ability.
- People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
- I can't unclasp my hands.
- I can wear my shirts as pants.
- I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today.
- At parties, I like to sit by myself and collect a great deal of saliva. 6. t/fI often mistake my hands for food. 7. t/fI'd rather eat soap than little stones. 8. t/fI never liked room temperature. 9. t/fI line my pockets with hot cheese.
- My throat is closer than it seems.
- I am annoyed by the taste of my teeth.
- Sometimes I feel compelled to count the freckles on my arms over and over until I lose control of my bladder.
- Most things are better eaten than forgotten.
- Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.
- My patio is covered with killer frost.
- I've lost all sensation in my shirt.
- I try to swallow at least three times a day.
- My best friend is a social worker.
- I've always known when to close my eyes.
- My squirrels don't know where I am tonight.
- Little can be said for Luxembourg.
- No napkin is sanitary enough for me.
- I walk this way because I have to.
- Walls impede my progress.
- I can't find my marmots.
- I like mechanics magazines, but I would rather fondle a marine.
- My uncle is as stupid as paste.
- I can pet animals by the mouthful.
- My toes are numbered.
- Man's reach should exceed his overbite.
- People tell me I'm deaf.
- My beaver won't go near the water.
- I can find my ears, but I have to look for them.
- I don't like any of my loved ones.
- Sometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something before.
- Sometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something before.
- A good friend should stick to the ceiling when the going gets rough.
