The following appeared as a result of Competition number 509 in New York magazine (August 6, 1984). People were asked to provied headlines from tabloids.
South Carolina housewife can move cream cheese with her mind
Baby born with winning lotto ticket
New cure for lonliness: Tofutti
Why Nasturtiums mean heartbreak to Robert Duvall
Doc who treated him says: "Michael Jackson's face a mask. His real face is horror"
Exclusive: Why Pulitzer panel shuns tabloids
"Purebred" Poodle has squirrel's face and tail
Crazed by rapid weight loss and visions of UFOs, mom kills self, family - our astrologer and Elvis predicted it!
Princess Di to become an American
Two women give birth to same baby
Richard Nixon reveals dreams: opens bakery
Angry taxpayers eat 1040 forms
Jeane Dixon: Killer bees to attack G.O.P. convention
Elvis' face appears in Maytag window during rinse cycle
Pavarotti to sing with Kiss
Report cards of the stars
Space alien taught my dog to knit
Uri Geller contacts Houdini
Health food enthusiast turns to stone
What the 10 highest-paid catholic TV performers gave up for Lent
Elves masquerading as children in public schools
Joanne Woodward tells "Why Paul was afraid to love"
"My mother beat me as a child" reveals human chicken
Woman give birth to crocodile
Why Mr. T. sleeps with a night-light
Psychic says Elvis likes Mondale in '84
John Derek's newest "10"
My child's father is a UFO pilot
How road signs reveal your personality
Unborn twins taught to sing duets by mom
Judge Crater kidnapped by martians, says heir
Pres. Garfield knew he would be shot
Dallas star reveals how: "I kept thin and in shape with sex"
What your moles reveal about you
Punk teens getting high from hair gel
Since China trip, Reagan clone running country
UFOs land at Hollywood orgy
Woman gives birth to Aardvark
Clara Peller is my mother
Man's adoption papers reveal mother is a mermaid
Coached by cadavers - passes bar exam
Modern-day Lazarus recounts his amazing journey
Trapped explorer eats own foot
Invisible cat discovers cure for diabetes
How you vacuum reveals secret sexual desires
Socialite grows beard for rock-star husband
UFOs taught me how to type
Cat fortells WW III
Lincoln's diary reveals he had Douglas briefing papers
Siamese twins sue each other
Jane Wyman: "Life with Ron prepared me for 'Falcon Crest' role"
Patty Duke Astin: "Hellen Keller's ghost spoke to me"
Bigfoot ate my twins
"Our computer is haunted": J.C. Penney manager
Cleveland dog born with wheels for legs
Ron to Nancy: "I'm still in love with Jane"
Elizabeth Taylor's plan to enter the priesthood
Entering competitions more than once causes sterility
Kangaroo delivers baby in bar
Pros rate top 10 ski lifts
