The Funny Side
In Other Words
Complex Ways of Saying Simple Things
- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin.
- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
- Surveillance should precede saltation.
- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
- It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
- Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
- The writing implement is more potent than the claymore.
- It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
- Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
- The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly galled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Farenheit.
- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated the potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles.
- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally.
- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.
- Neophyte's serendipity.
- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic plant.
- The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escallation of a lucrative nature.
- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of fracturing osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.
