Parish Rector Rating Chart --
a)=far exceeds requirements
b)=exceeds requirements
c)=meets requirements
d)=needs some improvement
e)=does not meet minimum requirements
__ 1. strength of character
a) is stronger than a herd of bulls
b) is stronger than several bulls
c) is stronger than one bull
d) shoots the bull
e) cannot see any bull
__ 2. spiritual maturity
a) walks on water consistently
b) walks on water in emergencies
c) swims in water
d) washes in water
e) drinks water
__ 3. communication
a) talks to god
b) talks with the angels
c) talks with self
d) argues with self
e) loses arguments with self
__ 4. adaptability
a) leaps tall obstacles with a single bound
b) must take a running start to leap over
tall obstacles
c) can leap over small obstacles only
d) crashes into obstacles when attempting
to jump over them
e) cannot recognize obstacles at all
__ 5. pastoral calling
a) is faster than a speeding bullet
b) is as fast as a speeding bullet
c) not quite as fast as a speeding bullet
d) would you believe a slow bullet ?
e) usually wounds self with bullet
__ 6. preaching
a) enthralls huge throngs
b) enthralls own congregation
c) interests own congregation
d) seems like sermon never ends
e) sermon ends with congregation asleep
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