The Funny Side

Better Watch Out

#! /bin/sh
#santa claus is coming to town

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus  town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {
 be good
}

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