The Funny Side
The Cryptic Christmas Carol Contest
Each of the following "clues" corresponds to a Christmas Carol or seasonal song. Some are easy to guess, some are hard. Just the thing for everyone to enjoy in front of a nice warm fire. How many can you identify.
- Oh, Member of the Round Table with Missing Areas.
- Boulder of the Tinkling Metal Spheres.
- Vehicular Homicide was Committed on Dad's Mom by a Precipitous Darling.
- Wanted in December: Top Forward Incisors.
- The Apartment of Two Psychiatrists.
- The Lad is a Diminutive Percussionist.
- Sir Lancelot with Laryngitis.
- Decorate the Hallways.
- Cup-shaped Instruments Fashioned of a Whitish Metallic Element.
- Oh Small Israeli Urban Center.
- Far Off in a Haybin.
- We Are Kong, Lear and Nat Cole.
- Duodecimal Enumeration of the Passage of the Yuletide Season.
- Leave the Broadcast from an Elevation.
- Our Fervent Hope is that you Thoroughly Enjoy your Yuletide Season.
- Listen, the Winged Heavenly Messengers are Proclaiming Tunefully.
- As the Guardians of the Wooly Animals Protected their Charges in the Dark Hours.
- I Beheld a Trio of Nautical Vessels Moving in this Direction.
- Jubilation to the Entire Terrestrial Globe.
- Do You Perceive the Same Vibrations which Stimulate my Auditory Sense Organs?
- A Joyful Song of Reverence Relative to Hollow Metallic Vessels which Vibrate and Bring Forth a Ringing Sound when struck.
- Parent was Observed Osculating a Red-coated Unshaven Teamster.
- May the Deity Bestow an Absence of Fatigue to Mild Male Humans.
- An Event which Arrived on a Cloudless Witching Hour.
- Uncouth Dolph is Aware of the Nature of Precipitation Darling.
