This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

B. Gates: We have ways of making people upgrade.

BA: Branch Anywhere

BA: Branch Approximate

BABYSITTER(n): young girl you hire to watch your TV

BAC: Branch to Alpha Centauri

BACKUP MISSING: M)umble, G)rumble, E)xpletive deleated?

BACKUP NOT FOUND: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic, (O)h &*%$|+@!

BACKUP? ... Did you say backup?

BACKUPS ! We don't need no stinking BACKUPS !

BACON didn't write SHAKESPEARE; SHAKESPEARE ate BACON!

BAD: Branch And Die

BAD: Branch to Auto Destruct

BAF: Blow All Fuses

BAFL: Branch And FLush

BAH: Branch And Hang

BALC: Branch And Link Cheeseburger

BAP: Branch And Punt

BB: Branch on Bug

BBBF: Branch on Bit Bucket Full

BBI: Branch on Burned-out Indicator

BBL: Branch on Burned out Light

BBR: Burn Beyond Recognition

BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/n)?

BBS not responding, hit Sysop to continue!

BBT: Branch on Binary Tree

BBW: Branch Both Ways

BCB: Burp and Clear Bytes

BCF: Branch and Catch Fire

BCIL: Branch Creating Infinite Loop

BCPL: Before C, Programming Language

BCS: Branch and Crash System

BCU: Be Cruel and Unusual

BD: Branch to Data

BDC: Break Down and Cry

BDI: Branch to Data Indirect

BDM: Branch and Disconnect Memory

BDT: Burn Data Tree

BDU: Branch on Dense User

BE: Branch Everywhere

BEER ... It's not just for Breakfast anymore!

BEER.COM not found. [G]o to bead [R]un to store [P]ass out here.

BEQ: Buy EQuipment

BEW: Branch Either Way

BF: Blow Fuse

BF: Branch Forever

BFD: Branch on Full Disk

BFF: Branch and Form Feed

BFM: Branch on Full Moon

BFP: Blow Front Panel

BGL: Branch and Goto Lunch

BH: Branch and Hang

BIGBANG.COM finshed. Run again (Y/N) ? Y#%^%& NO CARRIER

BITCH: Babe In Total Control Here.

BLACK HOLE - Where God divided by zero...

BLC: Branch and Loop Continuous

BLI: Branch and Loop Infinite

BLP: Boot from Line Printer

BLR: Branch and Lose Return

BLT: Break Little Thing

BM: Branch Maybe

BMI: Blow up Memory Immediate

BMI: Branch on Missing Index

BMP: Branch and Make Popcorn

BMR: Branch Multiple Registers

BMUS: Beam Me Up, Scotty

BNA: Branch to Nonexistant Address

BNCB: Branch and Never Come Back

BNR: Branch for No Reason

BOB: Branch On Bug

BOHP: Bribe Operator for Higher Priority

BOMB: Burn Out Memory Banks

BOP: Boot OPerator

BORG For President - All Politicians Will Be Assimilated!

BOT: Branch On Tree

BOY(n): a noise with dirt on it.

BPB: Branch on Program Bug

BPDI: Be Polite, Don't Interrupt

BPIM: Bury Programmer In Manuals

BPL: Branch PLease

BPO: Branch on Power Off

BPO: Branch on Power On

BPP: Branch Pretty Please

BPP: Branch and Pull the Plug

BRA: Branch to Random Address

BRAIN.COM file closed. (A)rgue (R)etry (I)nstall Windows (F)orget It

BRH: BRanch and Hang

BRI: BRanch Indefinitely

BRL: BRanch and Leak

BRML - Branch to Random Memory Location (Irish Assembler)

BRO: BRanch and Overheat

BRO: BRanch to Oblivion

BS: Behave Strangely

BSC: Branch on Second Coming

BSM: Branch and Scramble Memory

BSO: Branch on Sleepy Operator

BSR: Branch and Stomp Registers

BSS: Branch on SunSpot

BTD: Branch on Time of Day

BTI: Blow Trumpet Immediately

BTJ: Branch and Turn Japanese

BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. And RTFM.

BTW: Branch on Third Wednesday

BU: Branch Unexpectedly

BUG (n.) An undocumented feature FEATURE (n.) A documented bug.

BUGLESS PROGRAM (n): see: Abstract Theoretical Concept.

BUTI: Blow Up Terminal Immediately

BW: Branch on Whim

BWC: Branch When Convenient

BWF: Busy, Wait Forever

BZR: Branch if piZza Ready

Baby, she's an Ocampa...we won't be married long!

Babylon 5 is declaring its independance from the Earth Alliance.

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. - Guiseppe Garibaldi

Back in my day I had to use EDLIN, and was happy about it!

Back off man, I'm a scientist. - Bill Murray, Ghostbusters.

Back up my hard disk? I can't even find the reverse gear!

Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood.

Backup Initiated: Insert disk 1 of 1362.

Backup aborted: Please remove disk #92 and start over

Backup is for whimps!

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (E)xterminate Bill Gates

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak Out!

Backup religiously -- Pray you don't lose anything

Bad Advertising: Manuel Noriega Skin Care System.

Bad Advertising: Michael Jackson Child Care Center.

Bad Advertising: The Schindler's List Coloring Book.

Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem.

Bad Girl! Come sit on my face, I'm giving you a tongue-lashing!

Bad day: Transfer completed [5720468 bytes at 1 CPS]

Bad day: You borrow on your VISA to pay your MASTERCARD.

Bad dog! Don't chew the power cor..!# NO TERRIER

Bad or missing mouse - Boot the Cat (Y/n)?

Bad or missing mouse driver - probable cat error.

Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who don't vote.

Bad taste - a big plus if you're low on the food chain.

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

Baffled: New user looking for the "Any" Key to continue...

Bajor Hills 90210 - Dax's First Time, "I Awoke To See The Morn"

Bajor Hills 90210 - Kira teaches Sex Ed, "I Said: Put It On, NOW!"

Bajoran bikers who refuse to wear earrings... on the next Oprah!

Bajorans and PMS - A lethal combination. Quark

Bajorans don't like it when you yank their chains.

Bajorans may follow the Prophets, but Ferengi follow the PROFITS!!

Bajorans' sunglasses never slip down their noses.

Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.

Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it.

Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

Banned in 34 countries.

Banned in the USA!

Barbie sat on Pinnocio's nose saying "lie, lie oh lie some more!"

Barclay Burger: D-d-don't eat m-me, p-p-please!

Bashir/Garak for President in 96!

Bat tribble: ^*^

Batman's Worst Fear: Waking up in Catwoman's leathers.

Battle Axes --Tom A. Hawk

Bay 13? No one goes into Bay 13. --Garibaldi.

Be Alert -- what the world needs is more LERTS.

Be Kind to Animals - Don't Eat Them.

Be as a rock in a river; as problems surround you, let them flow by...

Be aware, we now have enough lerts!

Be careful about reading health books, you may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain

Be careful of what you dream, it might come true.

Be different: conform.

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. -- Sun Tzu

Be fruitful & multiply? I am fruitful, I'm just not good at math.

Be glad we don't get all the government we pay for.

Be good and you will be lonely. Mark Twain

Be good, or at least good at it.

Be insane - commit random acts of senseless kindness!

Be kind to your mother-in-law. Babysitters are expensive.

Be liberal in what you accept, be conservative in what you send.

Be nice to smokers. They don't have long to live.

Be nice to your children, they are going to choose your nursing home.

Be on guard against men who can strike from a distance.

Be original.. keep your .BATs in D:\BATCAVE !!

Be part of the solution - not part of the problem.

Be polite. First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.

Be reasonable, do it my way

Be satisfied with what you have, but never with who you are.

Be the seventh caller when you hear "NO CARRIER"

Beam Me Down, Scotty!

Beam down Troi and a six pack - Riker

Beam me a board Scotty! A 2x4, Captain?

Beam me to the star destroyer...whoops, wrong universe!

Beam me up Scotty - It ate my phaser!

Beam me up Scotty - the rabbit just died!

Beam me up Scotty! There's no intelligent life here!

Beam me up Scotty! What do you mean they've repossessed the Enterprise

Beat Me! Whip Me! Take Away My Credit Cards!

Beat a dogma with a stigma.

Beat inflation - steal!

Beaten by a Sweet Looking Little Girl! I'm so ashamed.

Beatnik: Santa Claus the day after Christmas.

Beauty fades. Ugly is forever.

Beauty is a weapon; a smile its sword.

Beauty is but skin deep, but what of Cardassians?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty is power; a smile its power cord!

Beauty times brains equals a constant.

Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Huh-Huh-Huh

Because he's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

Because that's what we do. We're professional botherers. --Al.

Because the Darkness is within us all.

Because the water is still, you must not think there is no crocodile

Become a programmer - crash your computer for a living!

Beef up your life... Have a cow, Man!

Been There! Done That! Don't want to do it again.

Been through Hell? And what did you bring me?

Been through the desert on a car with no name -Crow sings

Been through the fires of Hell, and have the ashes to prove it.

Beep Beep? Must be Earth humor. --Londo Mollari.

Beer, Budweiser, cold. --Riker.

Beethoven composed for 43 years...then he decomposed.

Before God builds, He first demolishes.

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Einstein

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which one you need more.

Before calling Tech Support, ask the Guru

Before going to Confession, [rmdir] *.porn.

Before making a backup, first destroy the originals.

Before the Borg there was Jesus.

Before the dark times. Before the Empire. -- Obi Wan Kenobi

Before you see the light, you must die.

Beginning to chant: "We want our Internet. We want our Internet. We.."

Behind Every Successful Woman is Herself.

Behind a great man, there's a woman preventing him from being greater!

Behind a successful man is a woman who made it necessary.

Behind every good computer - is a jumble of cables!

Behind every great man stands a woman; correcting him.

Behind every successful man is a woman nagging him to death.

Behind every successful man is a woman who wants a fur coat.

Behold the warranty ... the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

Behold, the cave of Kyre Banorg! -- Tim

Bein' an idiot is lot'sa fun when ain't nobody lookin' -- Forrest Gump

Being a congressman means the law applies to someone else.

Being a viking, I eat raw software

Being digested is a painfully slow process.

Being hit with a tuning fork really hertz (har har har)

Being in a good health in the slowest possible way to die.

Being in debt is one way of proving that is possible to have less than nothing.

Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$*#&!@ miracle!

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable. -- Heinlein

Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. -- Thomas Paine (1737-1809)

Belief it the death of intelligence.

Believe in the Bible? Hell, man, I've **seen** one.

Believe in the bible? Hell no, I've read it.

Believe it or not, Worf is developing a sense of humor. - Yar

Believe those seeking the truth, doubt those who find it.

Believe what you will, until experience changes your mind. - Delenn

Bell Cellular: All roads lead to ROAM!

Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.

Ben Kenobi at the dinner table: "Luke... use the Forks, Luke!"

Ben, why didn't you tell me? - Luke

Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me `Old Man?' -- Dax

Benji look out! There's a lion! !@*%^$# NO TERRIER

Benji, Lassi, Rin Tin Tin and Windows 95 = 3 stars and a DOG !!!

Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence -- Time Bandits

Bernoulli's Law "Go with the Flow"

Berra's First Law: You can observe a lot by just watching.

Berverly can turn Data off, but only Tasha can turn him on

Besides, I don't think we have the room. - Sheridan

Besides, friends don't let friends buy Seagates.

Besides, it's no stranger than what you're eating. - Troi

Besides, you look good in a dress. --Riker to Worf.

Best Mac accelerator: gravity

Best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it.

Best guess, Mr. Sulu -- Kirk

Best if read before date stamped on outer package.

Best quote:- NCC-one-seven-oh-one, no bloody A, B, C or D!

Best way to Accelerate WINDows: -9.8 m/s2.

Best way to avoid an accident: stay home!

Best way to keep your friends: don't give them away.

Best way to stop a runaway horse: Place a bet on it.

BestSeller: "When's The Revolution?" by Millie Tant

Bester "That's a lie." Jeff "Yes it is. What's your point?" -- Babylon 5.

Bester will try to stop us. We'll have to kill him - Telepath

Beta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane

Beta-test the Delta Quadrant with Voyager!

Betaziods don't ROFL, they FYJE (Feel Your Joke Empathicaly).

Betazoid Burger: (Changes taste depending on your mood.)

Betazoid Modem: It senses what it thinks you want to download....

Betazoid/Klingon female: A bitch who knows it all!

Betcha can't type RACECAR backwards!

Better Extreme Right than Extreme Wrong.

Better Taglines Through Assimilation. --The Borg.

Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Better a coward for a minute than dead forever.

Better an authentic atheist than a bogus god.

Better days are coming, they are called Saturday and Sunday!

Better hide your Megadeath albums. --Mulder.

Better know some questions than all the answers.

Better late than really late.

Better lock up the silverware. -- Sisko I'm on it. -- Odo

Better loved and lost than never lost at all.

Better pay for a good book than to the consultant.

Better selling than - 'Fifty-three More things to do in Zero Gravity'.

Better starve free than be a fat slave.

Better than you expected or better than you hoped? --Scully.

Better to "gun-proof" kids than to "kid-proof" guns

Better to Trade Knowledge than Something of Value.

Better to copulate than never. - Lazarus Long

Better to create happiness than to pursue happiness

Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Better to have a gun & not need it, than to need a gun & not have it.

Better to have loved and lost...it's also cheaper.

Better to have never loved at all than to have loved and lost it all

Better to light a candle, than curse the darkness- Confucius

Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.

Better to marry a woman who loves you than one you love.

Better to swim in Fantasy than sink in Reality!

Better to understand little than misunderstand a lot.

Between 2 evils always pick the one you haven't tried.

Between NeXT and OS/2 was the 'Dark Ages of Windows.'

Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable -- Monty

Between stimulus and response lies the free will to choose.

Bev Crusher and Kate Pulaski are a "paradox."

Beverly Hills Cop - The slow, white version - Crow

Beverly is in a sweater - 2 drinks!

Beverly is in something slinky - 3 drinks!

Beverly is in something slinky and in Picard's quarters - 4 drinks!

Bevis: he, he... NO CARRIER is cool... he, he!

Beware - I'm wearing boxer shorts and know how to use them!

Beware a Borg-again Christian. Reasoning with them is futile.

Beware of Low Flying Tribbles!

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers. -- Leonard Brandwein

Beware of Quantum ducks (Quark! Quark! Quark!)

Beware of Romulans bearing gifts - Dr. McCoy

Beware of Roumulans bearing GIFs.

Beware of computer techs dragging in a pair of 100 amp jumper leads...

Beware of dark rooms ... They might be the morgue.

Beware of magicians, they manifest anger in strange ways.

Beware of the dead, boy. They have eerie powers.

Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.

Beware the Cobolosaurus Rex!

Beware the small creatures for they have the sharpest teeth

Beyond this place there be dragons! -Picard

Bi-lingual Education...The dumbing down of America.

Bible - ALL knowledge contained therein...

Bible is copyrighted by God.

Biblical computer languages - "Go FORTH and multiply!"

Biblical drugs - Mary Magdalen getting stoned

Biblical laxatives - "Moses took two tablets and went up on the mount"

Biblical smoking - "Sarah lit up on a camel"

Big Brother is watching YOU. Are you watching BACK?

Big Brother is watching you!

Big Cats can EAT you! Big cats can kill you!

Big Sister is watching!

Big deal! My MOTHER died at Khitomer!!

Big fish eat little fish. Prepare to die.

Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice

Biggest security gap -- an open mouth.

Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins, the bravest little hobbit of them all.

Bill Clinton Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send it in.

Bill Clinton before he bills you.

Bill Gates - marriage trouble - wife found out what Microsoft meant!

Bill your doctor for the time in his waiting room

Binary tribble: *.*

Birds of prey know they're cool.

Birds: proof that 'heavier than air' can fly.

Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.

Bjorn of Borg : Wimbledon is irrelevant

Black Holes are Out of Sight

Black Holes are where God divided by zero

Black holes are where God did nothing, in a *big* way!

Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities.

Blackout: Electric company's general screen saver.

Blame it on the dice!

Bleached Blonde Klingon: Today is a good day to dye!

Bless you, Scotty! Go, Sulu! * Kirk

Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew.

Blessed are the censors, for they shall ####, ###, and #### the earth.

Blessed are the humble, for they shall be humiliated.

Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.

Blesss us and splash us, my precioussss! - Gollum

Blind date lie: You're an accountant. How interesting.

Blond math: If 1+2=3, then 4+5=6

Blonde Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!

Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens.

Blondes rule the earth, or at least earth's politicians.

Blood detected. Run VAMPIRE.BAT? (Y/N)

Blood is thicker than vacuum. But only slightly. -- Ferengi Proverb

Bloody Cardassians -- I just got this damn thing fixed. -- O'Brien

Blow your mind, smoke gunpowder.

Bo Derek getting older: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 8 (plastic surgery), 7, 6...

Bobbitt Lesson Number One: Sleep on your stomach.

Bobbitt Penis Not Found: (R)etry (L)ook on roadside (Q)uit

Boeing: The sound a plane makes when it hits the ground

Boldly backing away from where no one has gone before.

Boldly calling where no modem has called before.

Boldly going Forward because we can't find Reverse!

Boldly going where everyone's already been, at a cheaper rate...

Bomb #20, you're out of the bomb bay again.

Bomb kill cocaine weapon president nuclear HELLO NSA!

Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.

Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim.

Bones, I'm a captain! Not a doctor. -- Kirk

Bones, Spock, come with me. Ensign Redshirt, say byebye!

Bones, it's Ensign Book! He's read, Jim.

Bones, it's Ensign Coward! He fled, Jim.

Bones, it's Ensign Flintstone. He's Fred, Jim.

Bones, it's Ensign Vampyre! He's undead, Jim.

Bones, it's Ensign horse! He's Ed, Jim.

Bones, this man is dying. Blast it Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a.....oh

Bonking with Barbie..

Book Never Written: Programming The Female Operating System.

Books are better. No commercial interruptions.

Books on claustrophobia? In that little room over there.

Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.

Books, like people, are too loud when dropped. - Worf

Boot Sector Not Found! Wear Socks? (Y/N?)

Bored? #372. Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God.

Boredom is the curse of immortality. - Cormac McCardle

Boren's Law: When in doubt, mumble.

Borg ... James Borg - 007 - Licence to Assimilate.

Borg Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, you're irrelevant.

Borg C++: Compiling is futile.

Borg DOS 5.0: Assimilate Another (Y/N)?

Borg DOS 6.0 * Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine

Borg Destroyed After Absorbing MS-Windows.

Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!

Borg Hippies - "Make Love. War is irrelevant"

Borg Institute of Technology, Assimilation Department

Borg Moderator: The topic is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.

Borg Network TV: You will be assimilated after the break.

Borg asSimulator 1.0 for Windows NT -- DOS is irrelevant.

Borg at Jurassic Park: You will be assimil....SQUISH!

Borg for President! 'The deficit will be assimilated..'

Borg meets Tribbles: "We are the Borg. We surrender. Please help."

Borg on tribbles: Soft and furry is irrelevant, you will be assim***.

Borg to Ferenghi, Profit is irrelevant.

Borg to Q: Omnipotence is irrelevant.

Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y/y)

Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.

BorgDOS v6.0 - FORMAT C: [Y/y] Resistance is futile.

Borginator 2: Assimilation Day, coming soon to a federation near you.

Borglibrarian: Prepare to assimilate another book.

Borgs having an affair with androids...on the next Oprah

Born Free, Taxed to Death !!

Born naked, wet and hungry...and it gets worse!??

Bosnia is free, said Tom acerbically.

Bosses are so busy delegating jobs, they have no time to work.

Botany Bay Botany Bay...oh, no! -- Chekov

Bow down before me, for I am the Kumquat Haagendaaz!

Boy Scout's Handbook --Casey Needzit

Boy Trekkie meets Girl Trekkie -- Object: Tribble

Boy you'd best pray that I bleed real soon. - Tori Amos

Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.

Boycott reality!

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. -- Kin Hubbard

Boys' abusers are usually women.

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate!

Brain -- the apparatus with which we think that we think.

Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow.

Brain Memory Error: (R)estart (P)anic (G)o Beserk?

Brain Offline - Please wait...

Brain decay isn't your only problem.

Brain disfunction detected....

Brain fried -- core dumped.

Brain not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)arry on

Brain over - Insert coin

Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised.

Brain: An echo-dampening device between the ears

Brain: included. Instruction Manual: costs extra. I bought one...

Brain? I don't need no friggin' br..!!@$#%\ NO SYNAPSES

Brains, like parachutes, work well only when open.

Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away... -- Monty Python

Break on through to the other side -- Jim Morrison

Breakin the Law, Breakin the Law, huh huhh. --Beavis and Butthead.

Breaking Windows and closing Gates

Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...

Breathing affects your health. Do it long enough and you'll die.

Bribery will get you anywhere.

Bridgette, Queen of the Whip

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

Bright as Alaska in December.

Bright idea - find a passing spaceship and get rescued.

Brighten a friend's day, give 'em a SheridanSmile(TM)!

Bring Windows to its knees: Start an application.

Bring order to your life .. use random numbers.

Bring out your dead! --Monty Python

Bring the Holy Hand Grenade! -- King Arthur

Bring the hammer! There's a fly on his head

Britannia waives the rules.

British Gun Control, 1776. Aren't you glad some resisted?

Broadcast Message AT 4:45pm Brain going down immediately.

Brook Shields, The Creature from the Blue Lagoon - Tom

Brook's Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later

Brother's Keeper... the few, the proud, the registered !

Brother, can you spare a meg?

Brothers who assimilate sisters...on the next Geraldo of Borg!

Brought to you by Conservative Republicans Against Progress (C.R.A.P.)

Brought to you by the Department of the Redundancy Department.

Brought to you by the Dept. of Repetitive Redundancy.

Buahahah! 2 second warning! #%$&@)& NO CARRIER.

Buck Naked in the 25th Century.

Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.

Buddha of Borg: Resistance is suffering. Suffering is useless.

Buddhism: If shit happens, It realy isn't shit.

Buddhist nudists practices yoga bare!

Buddhist: The fullness of the glass is an illusion.

Budget: An orderly system of living beyond your means.

Buffalo Bills of Borg- Winning Superbowls is futile.

Buffers=30 Files=20 4Th Quarter, 3rd Down and 5 On 15.

Buffy of Borg! Prepare to be, like, *TOTALLY* assimilated!

Bug -- An undocumented feature of Windows 95'

Bug in reality.sys. Universe halted.

Bug reports to: president@whitehouse.gov

Bug: (n.) any program feature not yet described to marketing.

Bugs are sons of glitches.

Bugs come in through Open Windows

Bugs crawl under doors, software crawls under Windows!

Build a Univac at home in your spare time.

Build a better Windows, and kids will still throw rocks.

Build a better mousetrap and along will come better mice.

Bulldozer (n): one who sleeps through a political speech.

Bullets cost bucks, mister. - Frank to Hawkeye

Bullets speak louder than reason.

Bullitt, you are in command of the Enterprise.

Bulls see a red cape and charge. Women see a store and charge.

Bullsh... I mean, El Toro Crappo.

Bullsheet - A advertising supplement in a newspaper.

Bumper Sticker: (on a dented car) Close Encounters of the Female Kind

Bumper Sticker: CAUTION...We've a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.

Bumper Sticker: TO ALL YOU VIRGIN'S, THANKS FOR NOTHING!

Bumpersticker on SB1: WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY

Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down!

Bungee Jumping: the coward's suicide.

Bungee jumping Tribble: ___------------------*

Bureaucracies do not die then terminated; they change names.

Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies.

Bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste.

Bureaucrat's Law #2: Say what will convince, not what you believe.

Bureaucrat, n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways.

Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise.

Burglar needed. All applicants please see Gandalf The Grey.

Buried the cat. Took an hour. Damn thing kept fighting.

Burn In, Not Out.

Burning both ends of the night.

Burp!......(well it COULD have been worse!)

Bus error (Passengers dumped)

Bush of Borg: We've got to do that assimilation-thing.

Bush said, No new taxes. Clinton said, No! New taxes!

Busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Busy signal? Initiate Attack Dial Sequence.

But Captain I protest I am NOT a merry man! -- Worf

But DAD... Mom waves at people in the car with that finger.

But Daddy, you watched the news on television YESTERDAY.

But Father, all I want to do is siiiiiiiiiiing- Monty Python

But Geordi doesn't want to be assimilated -- Hugh

But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.

But Henry VII he'd never be, 'till Richard III was dead. --Gwidion P.

But Honey, I wouldn't be up so late on a faster computer!

But I *do* know everything! -- Q

But I did read the docs...I just didn't understand them.

But I do believe they think I am some sort of god. -- C-3PO

But I don't have an "any key" on my computer!

But I don't like Spam!!

But I don't wanna Kazon-Nistrim mood ring!

But I feel like celebrating! - Q I don't! - Picard

But I have grown older, and you have grown colder- Pink Floyd

But I thought YOU did the backups!

But Mom, you NEED 1024x768x256 for word proccessing!

But Santa, Naughty IS Nice!

But at least they're not new enemies. * Picard

But captain, can't we just give the Borg Windows '95?

But daddy, if Clinton can lie, why can't I?

But do you trust the government with full-automatic assault rifles?

But does the Enterprise have anti-lock brakes?

But don't tell my Borg, my Achy breaky Borg.

But his destiny lies elsewhere. - Delenn

But honey, I need a new Pentium server so I can reboot faster.

But how can you be SURE that you can never be sure of anything?

But if you try too hard to see it, You'll only become confused.

But it is not MY way -- Worf

But it worked in Beta testing!

But it's NOT an ASSAULT Weapon, it's a DEFENSE weapon!

But it's not black hole season either. --Fox Mulder.

But none of this explains Why in the Context of the Trek Universe...

But officer I swear I was going at Warp 5! Don't give me a ticket!

But officer! I was merely conducting a physics experiment.

But officer, I was only going 10 MIPS!

But sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid. -- C3PO

But sometimes Fido takes a bite out of the messages before sending.

But teacher! My Pentium said that the answer to 1+1 was 1.6746854!!

But the Shadows were only defeated, not destroyed. --Delenn.

But to Klingons, it's entertainment. - Quark

But tomorrow may rain, so I'll follow the sun. -Beatles

But what does THIS button do anyw%@*!....

But what's the speed of Dark?

But when Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctor nearly died.

But when the cannibal woman said, "I want you inside me," I ran!

But when your armor's thick enough, why bother being charming?

But who shall Moderate the Moderators?

But why spend $. just to run Windows?

But you *never* drink coffee in the afternoon! -- Keiko O'Brien

But you can sure get nothing for something!

But you didn't include a tagline!

But you have to realize I've grown. - Moriarty

But, Cap'n! The modem canna take warp 9! --Scotty

But, Mom! I PUT Mr. Data on floppies, first!

But, Mom, I don't like cats. Shutup and eat your dinner.

But, Mom, I hate my little sister. Shutup and eat your meat.

But, Your Honor, the light had dopplered to green.

But, hey! I'm just a harmless little fuzzball.

Butterflies are not insects. They are self-propelled flowers.

Buy American, where?

Buy American. The job you save may be your own!

Buy Canadian - if you can aford it!

Buy Land Now. It's Not Being Made Any More.

Buy Savings Bonds...The government is BROKE!

Buy one, get one FREE! Does it have to be in that order?

Buy the Clinton watch... only $5.95. ($59.95 with tax).

Buy today, Borg tomorrow!

Buy, sell, or get out of the way!

Buying Windows, an Unrecoverable Application Error

Buying an HP is RISCy !

Buzz Aldrin calling lunar module... Raindrops keep falling on my head.

Buzzword: [n] The fly in the ointment of computer literacy.

By 1990, no Australian child will be... What? 1995? Already?

By Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken.

By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

By reading this tagline you permit me to do anything.

By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut

By sunrise I will rule the universe.

By the power of Grayskull, I'm She-Ra, Mistress of the Universe!

By the power of Numbskull, I am Mor-on - Idiot of the Universe!

By the sword we seek peace, but peace only under liberty.

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out!

By the way, what does BTW mean?

By this time tomorrow, we will be at war with the Narn. - Londo

Byte: Painful wound inflicted by dogs, snakes, children etc.

bE yOuNg, HaVe FuN, PlAy TrAdEwArS!

bis: Bug Infected System

bljeghbe'chugh vaj blHegh (Klingon: "Surrender or die!")

buying Windows:the real "Unrecoverable Application Error"

byte: A little nibble.