This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

D NG R!! LANGOLIER CR S NG!!

DATA "Worf...put spot down and use a towel like everyone else!!"

DATA COMPRESSION: Squashing an android.

DAUF: Delete All Useless Files

DAVE . . . MY MIND IS GOING

DEBUG WIN.COM A 100 MOV AX,4C00 INT 21 RCX AC8A W Q

DEC has it now! Unfortunately, it's on back order.

DEFENCELESS, adj. Unable to attack.

DERE M1CROSOFT: SEND W1N 95. T1RED OF BE1NG AOL LAMER!!! SINSERELY.

DEVICEHIGH=c:\cocaine.sys

DICTIONARY: Hacker (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena."

DIODE: What happens to people who don't die young.

DISC: DISmount CPU

DISK ERROR: Please remove pizza from A:

DISMISSED: Starfleet expression for "GET OUT!" -- Janeway

DIVORCE LAWYER'S DOOR - "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back"

DMKVAS132I 08-78 SURCHARGE REQUEST ACKNOWLEDGED : + 50%

DNA Is God's Programming Language Of Choice !

DO or do NOT. There is no TRY. --Yoda

DO {nothing} WHILE (HearFromMe==0)

DOC's??? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?

DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T!

DOG.COM missing. Shall I whistle (Y/N)?

DOGS crawl under GATES, SOFTWARE under WINDOWS

DON'T PANIC --The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [Douglas Adams]

DOOM loves you. DOOM is your friend. DOOM is good for you.

DOOM: Where the Safest place is behind a Plasma Rifle

DOS 6 More mouseware from Mickysoft.

DOS 6.0 - Everything you already have and less!

DOS 6.0... And I thought Windows was a Virus.

DOS 6.0: Bill Gate's latest Virus

DOS 6.0: Confirmation that you need DOS 5 back.

DOS 6.66: The Anti-DOS.

DOS Afganistan version 2...DOS.ISTAN

DOS American Indian version...LITTLE.BIG.DOS

DOS Australian version...DOS.MATE

DOS BOOT [Dahs' boot] (n): A German war movie.

DOS British version 1...HRH.DOS

DOS British version 2...SIR.DOS

DOS CEO version...BOSS.DOS

DOS CIA version...DOS.007

DOS Chinese version 2...YING.DOS.YANG

DOS Discount version 4...HOUSE.OF.DOS

DOS Doctorate version...DOS.PHD

DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:

DOS Error #163: Bug.BAT not found. Windows.EXE halted.

DOS Error #666: Computer Possessed!

DOS Error: Please remove Windows from drive C:...

DOS Fast food version 4...Mc.DOS

DOS Female version 1...MISS.DOS

DOS Feminist version 1...MS.DOS

DOS French version 1...LE.DOS

DOS German version 1...DER.DOS

DOS German version 2...HERR.DOS

DOS Internet version...alt.DOS

DOS Italian version 2...LA.DOS.A.VITA

DOS Little female version...DOS.ETTE

DOS Macintosh version 4...DOS.INTOSH

DOS Male version...MR.DOS

DOS Medical version...DR.DOS

DOS Microsoft version...DOS.ERR

DOS Polish version...DOS.SKY

DOS SciFi version 2...DOS.R2D2

DOS ViruScan initiated -- Windows found: Delete? (Y/y)

DOS has trashed all your files. Have a nice day.

DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"

DOS of Borg: Prepare...oops, out of memory!

DOS problems? Put SET BUGS=OFF in your CONFIG.SYS

DOS, Windows, and OS/2: The Three Kludges

DOS=HIGH... Yah I just KNEW it must be on somthing!!!

DOWNTIME -- Coffee breaks, lunch, or Friday mentality in the office.

DPCS: Decrement Program Counter Secretly

DRAM: Decrement RAM

DREAMWARE: THEY send YOU $25 if you use it longer than 30 days...

DS9 - To Boldly Sit Where Noone Has Sat Before...

DS9 -- last dilithium stop for the next 4 galaxies.

DSTD: Do Something Totally Different

DTE: Decrement Telephone Extension

DU: Dump User

DUCT TAPE has a Dark Side, a Light Side, & binds the universe together

DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.

Dad only hit me once ... with the Buick.

Daddy are We There Yet? --Miles Away

Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean?

Daddy, have you been eating my boyfriends?

Daddy, how come my magnet won't pick up your disks..?

Daddy, if President Clinton can lie, why can't I?

Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?

Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician.

Daddy, you DID have a backup, didn't you?

DaiMon Perot of the Ferengi Party: United We Steal

Dain Bramaged.

Dalek Cheerleaders: 2-4-6-8, who shall we exterminate?

Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon, that's hard. --Scotty.

Dammit Bones...I'm a captain not a doctor!

Dammit, Tuvok, the Prime Directive doesn't apply; they have COFFEE!

Damn I'm good

Damn The Line Noise, Full Speed Ahead!

Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1.

Damn! Outta antimatter. I told Scotty $50 wasn't enough...

Damn, the CRAY is so SLOW (running Windoze)!

Damn. --Ivanova.

Damned if I do. Damned if I don't. So damn it, I will!

Dan Quayle of Borg - "We are Borg, that's B-O-R-G-E."

Danger! --Luke Out

Danger! Danger! Obscure 1960's reference! Danger!

Danger! Human at keyboard!

Dangerous Job #1: Klingon Gynecologist

Dangerous Job #2: Ferengi Auditor

Dangerous Things: Tigers, Lions, Bears, Any Microsoft .0 release!

Dare to dream - no one can take that away from you.

Dark is faster than light, otherwise you would see it.

Dark is never night when dreams make up the light.

Darkness must flow down the river of night's dreaming. -Riff Raff

Darling, if you smell something burning, it's my heart (urp)

Darmok and Windows, when computers slowed dramatically.

Darn it! I'm the wizened wonder, not the Windows wizard!

Darth Vader! Only you could be so bold! -- Leia

Das Bier schmeckt gut, aber bitte nicht auf Deutsch singen.

Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittingrabben

Data Corrupted: [A]bort/[R]etry/[Blame Lore

Data I thought you were dead -Picard "No, I rebooted" -Data

Data bytes (or maybe he just nibbles....)

Data convinces the Pepsi machine that Coke is better!

Data is my favorite character. He's the most . . . human.

Data not current? Give him today's paper!

Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."

Data uses Energizers! His mouth keeps going...and going..

Data! I thought you were dead! No, Sir. I rebooted. --Data

Data, what do you mean, `I've reformatted Spot?'

Data: "But sir...The computer CAN'T run Windows!"

Data: Not enough memory, Sir; someone loaded WINDOWS 95.

Daugherty's Law: Temporary things tend to become permanent.

Dave Bowman at the Kremlin: "My God, it's full of Czars!"

Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE!

Dawn breaks...time to go to bed.

Dawn crept silently across the yard, searching for her slave.

Dawn crept silently across the yard... searching for her car keys.

Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed.

Day 12,342 of EVALUATION Copy ... Gotcha!!!

Days spent at ST conventions don't count against your life span.

Daytime TV: Punishment for workers who stay home when they're not really sick.

Dead chemists Barium when they can't Curium. They should Helium.

Dead embryos. They're not just for breakfast anymore.

Dead fish don't blow bubbles

Dead fish go with the flow

Dead lawyers make the best fertilizer.

Dead men don't need pencils. Or any thing else for that matter.

Dead mouse in hard drive.

Dead or alive you are coming with me. --Robocop.

Dead people may be blue, but they're cool.

Dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinking up the highway.

Deal. "Fax me a $10 bill, I'll fax you the I/O card."

Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program. -- Barclay

Dear Santa, all I want is your list of naughty girls.

Dear Starfleet. Hate you. Hate Alpha Quadrant. Took Voyager. - Janeway

Death - Life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Death - Nature's way of dropping carrier.

Death - the ultimate equalizer.

Death Star -- Intel Pentium Inside

Death Star approaching. Time to firing range, fifteen minutes...

Death Star detected. (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se the Force?

Death awaits you all with big and nasty pointy teeth. - Tim

Death called. You were out. I gave him your pager number.

Death can really ruin your day.

Death has been proven to be 97% fatal to laboratory rats.

Death is a health-care issue. -- Hillary Rodham Clinton [9-28-93]

Death is a non-maskable interrupt.

Death is all in the mind. Once you're dead you forget all about it.

Death is certain, life isn't.

Death is hereditary

Death is irrelevant. --Locutus of Borg.

Death is just a distant rumor to the young.

Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier.

Death is just nature's way of killing you.

Death is life's answer to the question "Why?"'

Death is life's way of saying "Your Fired"

Death is the great equalizer.

Death is the great fertilizer.

Death is the supreme festival on the road to freedom. -- D. Bonhoeffer

Death is what we must all come to if we live long enough. -- D. Garrick

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. --Socrates.

Death takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.

Death to the... uh... Who the hell are we fighting, anyway?

Death: Just Say No.

Death: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Ellen Hubbard

Debt is one way of proving that it's possible to have less than nothing.

Debugging UNIX is not an option.

Debugging: removing bugs from software. Programming: putting them in.

Debugging: the act of introducing new errors

Decibel: A southern girl one better than a nine.

Decisions terminate panic.

Decker: Captain, as your exec, it is my duty to point out alternatives.

Decker: V'ger expects an answer. [*] Kirk: I don't know the question.

Dedicated Word Processor: A secretary who stays after five.

Deep Thought was a Pentium; where else is 6 * 9 equal to 42?

Deep down I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.

Def: Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC)

Def: Address: Type of attire worn by some female programmers.

Def: After-math [n]: The period following algebra.

Def: Algol: The husband of Polygol, their missing daughter is Polygon.

Def: Array: A blast from a CRT.

Def: Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.

Def: Bacteria: The only culture some people have.

Def: Dianetics : The Science of Selling Books

Def: Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy" until you find a gun...

Def: Diplomacy: The delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.

Def: Disassembler: An unattended five year old child.

Def: Evolution: God's way of issuing updates

Def: Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens.

Def: Firmware: Hardware that is starting to melt.

Def: Fundamentalism: Fund=(give cash)+ amentalism (without brains)

Def: GUI: A set of pretty pictures to amuse the illiterate

Def: GiGo: Garbage in garbage out.

Def: Guru: One who knows more jargon than you.

Def: Hanging: An early Western form of bungee jumping.

Def: Happiness: A sensation arising from misery of others.

Def: Hardware: n. The part you kick.

Def: Hex Dump: Where Witches put used curses

Def: Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better!'

Def: Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.

Def: IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity

Def: Iterate: A healthy illiterate.

Def: LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardware!

Def: Language: A system of organizing and defining syntax errors.

Def: Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.

Def: Lesbianage: Gay female spys

Def: Life: What happens while you're making other plans.

Def: Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math

Def: Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

Def: Math Chip: A piece of a broken abacus.

Def: Medical staff - a Doctors cane

Def: Megahertz: When something is really painful.

Def: Memory Map: A sheet of paper showing location of computer store.

Def: Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of.

Def: Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once!

Def: Nitrates - cheaper than day rates

Def: Preconception: A lock on the door of wisdom

Def: Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader.

Def: Sleep - An inadequate substitute for caffeine.

Def: Subway: A place so crowded even all men can't get seats.

Def: Supercomputer - What it sounded like before you bought it.

Def: SysGod - Lord of the Files

Def: Urine: Baseball term: Opposite of Your out.

Def: VaporHelp: Verb; {call MicroSoft Tech Support}

Def: Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Def: Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.

Defeat the fear of death, and welcome the death of fear.

Defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.

Defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and elected!

Defend the right to keep and arm bears!

Defenders only... prosecutors will be violated.

Define FIDONET - Dogs howling at each other around 4 AM.

Define the Universe; give three examples; be brief.

Define the universe. Give three examples.

Definitely Taglineable.

Degeneration and evolution are not the same thing.

Deghmey? Deghmey DIghajnISbe' maH jay'! - Klingon Probverb

Dehydrated tagline! Just add water!

Deja Q: A very, very odd feeling that this ST/TNG episode is a re-run.

Deja Sue: nagging feeling that you've had this woman before.

Deja Suite: Feeling you've been sued for this before.

Del *.* -- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!

Del *.* Are you sure (Y/N) y.. NO! NO! OH SHIT!!!!

Delegate authority; Shift the blame; Appropriate the credit.

Delenn is a member of the Gray council.

Delete $HOME to become homeless.

Delete Windows? What fool INSTALLED it?

Delta Airlines: "Even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!"

Demand a 64Kbps psychomodem and a telepathic protocol.

Demand the establishment of the government in its rightful home at Disneyland.

Demand the impossible!

Democracy is 4 wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner.

Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse.

Democracy is voting for the candidate you dislike the least.

Democracy, where we all get what the majority deserves.

Democrat: A Republican who used to have a job.

Democrats love the poor -- they've made so many of them..

Denial ain't just a river in Eygpt. - AA jargon.

Deniro of Borg: Are you assimi..ARE YOU ASSIMILATING ME?

Density: How To Measure IQs Of Blondes

Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment

Deny guns and deny the right to self-defense!

Denying the truth is almost as silly as disliking it. -- Jack Butler

Deodorant: the lazy man's shower.

Department meeting in 3 minutes

Department of Redundancy Department, may I help you?

Department of the Interior, in charge of everything outdoors..

Depress key to test. click... Release key to detonate.

Depression Alert! There's a Monday coming!

Depth: Height turned upside down.

Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are.

Design a safe nuclear power plant and win $500!

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?

Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. Kirk

Despite The Cost Of Living It Remains Popular

Despite its high cost, living remains popular!

Destroyed... by the Empire!

Detach the saucer, Data. Don't spill the tea!

Detailed instructions are the death of initiative.

Detour sign seen in Kyushi, Japan: "Stop: drive sideways."

Device NIL: is full. (R)etry (C)ancel (G)uru ?

Device, thermo-nuclear, Mk. 53Y Mod 2, 9 megaton. Official use only.

Diagonally parked in a parallel universe...

Dial 911 if you forgot your password.

Dial-a-Guru: 1-900-INSIGHT.

Dialysis? My God! What is this, the dark ages? - McCoy

Dianetics: The Science of Selling Books

Dictionary: Where the future precedes the past.

Did "Q" invent James Bond's weapons?

Did CHKDSK on my brain: 4,677,444 bad clusters.

Did God doze off before he created the land of Nod?

Did God make you an asshole, or did you evolve?

Did I die or is it hot in here?

Did I mentioned lately how much I appreciate you, Lennier? - Delenn

Did I say enough to make my point clear?

Did I say that? - Potter. You were about to, sir. - Radar

Did I say your money OR life? I meant to say AND! - Janier

Did I.Q.s drop sharply when I wasn't looking?

Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away? -- Ripley

Did Intel do the special effects for the movie "Total Recall"?

Did Its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow?

Did QBasic originate in the Q continuum???

Did Qmodem originate in the Q continuum?

Did Schroedinger's cat have 18 half-lives?

Did Sharon Stone Michael on sex?

Did a demon banishment........and the tv disappeared!

Did anyone see my lost carrier?

Did he say *homework*!?! -- Grand Nagus Zek

Did i leave my iron on? --Airplane

Did somebody fire a phaser in here?

Did somebody pee in your gene pool?

Did someone leave the water running? - Captain E.J. Smith, Titanic.

Did that robot say Zaphod Beeblebrox? - Ford Prefect

Did the Corinthians ever write back?

Did the devil really create the world when God wasn't looking?

Did the earth move, or are you in California?

Did the table do something to offend you, Worf? - Deanna.

Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? - Pink Floyd

Did you C that, Mr Spock, no wonder it doesn't work..

Did you _HONESTLY_ have to quote a 75-line message for a 2-line reply?

Did you accidentally format your brain this morning?

Did you enjoy the girl? So did I.

Did you enjoy the snow, Garfield? Quite. I'm ready for summer now.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to restart?

Did you ever wonder what happened to B4? I did. Jinxo

Did you ever wonder...what a rhetorical question is good for?

Did you forget to set your alarm clock? - Riker

Did you get a guarantee with that brain?

Did you hear about the feminist bookstore? There is no humor section.

Did you hear that John Bobbitt got reorganized?

Did you hear the one about the monk, the rabbi, and the Ferengi?

Did you here the one about +++ATH NO CARRIER

Did you install the Write Only Memory?

Did you know it's bad luck to write a check in red ink?

Did you know that 90% of constipated people don't give a sh*t?

Did you know that most people's lives are ruled by telephone numbers?

Did you know that rats can't vomit?

Did you like killing? - Borg Yes. - Data

Did you look at the docs? No, but I fondled the nurses!

Did you really think that we could share all of eternity? - Janette

Did you remember to pay the gravity bill?

Did you remember to shut off the HoloDoc before you left?

Did you see 'im repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? --Monty Python

Did you see something during transport? -- Geordi

Did you see the frightened ones? - Floyd

Did you sleep well? 'No, I made a few mistakes.

Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?! - Han Solo

Did***one***of**you*****feed****my***tribble**?*************

Didja hear about the new Madonna stamp? It licks itself

Didn't I flirt with you last week on Deck 11? - Riker

Didn't I just see your picture at the post office?

Didn't dey warn ya' about Ferengi at de damn Academy?

Didn't see it, didn't do it, don't have the t-shirt.

Didn't they warn you about Ferengi at the Academy?

Didn't vote? Then don't bitch about the results.

Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles?

Didn't you see the 25mph sign? No officer, I was driving too fast.

Die Entropie der Welt strebt einem Maximum zu.

Die Hard: With Tons of Explosives

Die Hard: With Windows 3.1 ... In Super Slow-Mo!

Die Hard: With a BFG-9000

Die Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem. (WHACK!). Repeat as necessary. --M. Python

Die Soon and Decay - A Vulcan Curse

Die and burn in hell forever. Plus one day. --H. Harrison.

Die smiling, life is too important to take seriously.

Die well. - Worf's brother Kern

Die with honor, O'Brien. -- Tosk

Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Elbert Hubbard

Diet Coke all over the monitor. It's not pretty.

Diet Pepsi: Each can now individually inspected by Ray Charles.

Diet: A period of starvation followed by rapid weight gain.

Diff between Genius and Stupidity: Genius has its limits.

Difference between Hillary and liquid helium? About 1 degree C.

Difference between Windows & a virus? The virus is free

Difference between Windows and a virus - the virus works!

Difference between Windoze & a virus? Viruses are done by pros.

Difference between a man & E.T....E.T. phoned home.

Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.

Difference between work & wife. After 10 years work still sucks.

Differentiums - new non-X86 based chip HP and Intel working on.

Difficult jobs I do immediately, impossible jobs are sub-contracted.

Difficulty at the Beginning works supreme success. - I Ching

Difficulty lies not in new ideas, but giving up the old ones.

Dig me, but don't bury me.

Digging myself an exponentially increasing hole.

Digital Watch owners: Your days are numbered.

Digital circuits are made from analog parts.

Digitally Challenged...a non-computer user.

Dijon vu: the feeling you've tasted that mustard before.

Dilate: To live long.

Dilithium crystals? I thought you said Folger's crystals!

Dilithium is down 15%, but the Dow Jones is up by 23%

Dilution is not the solution to polution

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out.

Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

Dinner will be late, the replicators are down!

Dinner. --Delenn. Dinner? --Sheridan. Dinner! --Delenn.

Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff dug out of the dirt.

Dip - Inventor of a famous switch.

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

Diplomacy is a delicate weapon of a civilized warrior. -- Hun, A.T.

Diplomacy: First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.

Diplomacy: Saying nice doggy until you find a gun.

Diplomacy: Thinking twice before saying nothing.

Diplomatic problems can be solved with intense violence.

Direct action produces direct reaction.

Direct all flames to /dev/null

Direct from the Ferengi Benevolent Association.

Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Director of "The Bobbitt Story": "Action! Cut! Cut!"

Dirt (n): Instant mud, just add water.

Dirt is not dirt, but only matter in the wrong place. Lord Palmerston

Dirty Pair vs. the Borg: "Fault is irrelevant."

Dirty look: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.

Disarm rapists.

Disassembler: An unattended five year old child.

Disaster is a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff with empty seats.

Disaster often rests closely to success.

Disc claimer: "Hey, that's MY floppy!"

Disc space -- the final frontier!

Disc write error, please drop dead.

Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics. --Sun Tzu

Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.

Disclaimer: I disclaim, therefore I am.

Disclaimer: I know everything.. But I lie a lot.

Disclaimer: Nope, never saw her before in my life.

Disclaimer: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flames are just ignored

Disclaimer: Written by a highly caffeinated mammal.

Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists.

Disconnect Reason is Loss of Carrier

Discover all unpredictable errors before they occur.

Discoveries are mabe by not following instructions.

Discrimination FOR women begets discrimination AGAINST women.

Discussion is an exchange of intelligence.

Disk Crash... A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Disk Space... the Final Frontier.

Disliking the truth doesn't make it less true. -- Jack Butler

Dismissed... That's a Starfleet expression for GET OUT! - Janeway

Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse!

Distance is irrelevant --Pythagoras of Borg.

Diversity is God's way of amusing herself.

Division Considered Harmful

Divorce - Transition from a duet to a duel.

Divorce Barbie: Comes with ALL of Ken's clothes.

Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Bitch.

Divorce: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.

Divorce: When compatibility turns into combatibility.

Divorced Barbie: Comes with ALL of Ken's clothes.

Do *NOT* look into laser with remaining eyeball.

Do Amoebas carry cellular phones?

Do Borg Dream of Electric Sheep? ah, irrelevant.

Do I believe in the Bible? Hell yes, I've SEEN one!

Do I dare disturb the universe?

Do I detect a note of panic in your messages?

Do I have to pee whenever I see the sign, "WET FLOOR?"

Do I have to remind you that you have the right to remain silent?

Do I have to spell it out for you?! --Londo. Oh! --Sheridan and Ivanova.

Do I need a color monitor for my three-button mouse?

Do I understand what I'm trying to say here?

Do NOT trust ANY Government that insists on disarming its Citizens.

Do Not Adjust Your Mind - The fault is with reality.

Do Not Adjust Your Set - Normal service will be resumed shortly.

Do Not Feed Dog Food To Your Sister

Do Pasta and Antipasto cancel each other out?

Do Sexy Electrons have Current Affairs?

Do a good job and all they want is MORE, MORE, MORE!

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

Do assimilated tribbles become the B*rg???

Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do it now! There might be a law against it tomorrow.

Do not anger cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.

Do not argue with a woman's idea of logic.

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

Do not bend, fold, spindle, tear, or mutilate this tagline.

Do not curse the darkness, check your warranty.

Do not expose this tagline to direct sunlight.

Do not hurt or kill any life unless absolutely necessary.

Do not install prior to installation.

Do not judge a book by its movie.

Do not look at me in that tone of voice.

Do not look in laser with remaining eye.

Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for..*POOF!* ribbet! ribbet!..

Do not proceed to the next screen until told to do so.

Do not read backwards / / / / / / / / / Severe eye damage!

Do not regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.

Do not repeat yourself, and please do not be redundant..

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.

Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side

Do not underestimate the power of the Force.

Do not use while operating motor vehicles, heavy equipment or computers!

Do or Do not. There is no try. --Yoda

Do right, fear no woman. Do wrong, fear a woman.

Do something unusual today, accomplish work on the computer.

Do something unusual today. Pay a bill!

Do the voices in my head bother you too?

Do they sell air bags for computer crashes?

Do this, don't do that, can't you read the signs?

Do we _have_ a "Plan B?"

Do we charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?

Do we have clearance, Clarence? Gimme that vector, Victor! -- Cptn. Over

Do we have to save the universe ... AGAIN?!

Do what you want with the girl, but let me go!

Do wrong & you get fired; do right & you get taxed!

Do you care to surrender now, Captain? - Riker

Do you know how close you came to losing your head? --Duncan MacLeod

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Do you know what I like about Tuesday? It's not Monday! --Garfield

Do you mean an African swallow or a European swallow? --Monty Phyton

Do you need me? Fine. Computer, end EMH program.-HoloDoc

Do you realize you were doing Warp 8 in a Warp 5 zone?

Do you really need your home directory to do any work?

Do you really want the answer? The ULTIMATE answer? - Deep Thought

Do you think binary? 0 or 1?

Do you use Brainwashing Detergent?

Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend...

Do you want a Yes/No prompt? [Y/N]

Do you want me to beg, Delenn? - G'Kar

Do you want this to become violent? -- Wesley

Do you want to make people's heads explode? Sure! We all do!

Do your civic duty and burn a UN flag.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Do, or do not. There is no `try'. YODA-Empire Strikes Back

Doc King. USN. Semper Fi!

Doc says, Urine good condition.

Docs!? Actually, I prefer nurses.

Docs, oh yeah, that's what you use to wipe up coffee spills.

Docs? Why look at Docs? Nurses are better!

Doctor, I think it's time for you to take advantage of my shop. --Garak.

Doctor, my brain hurts!

Doctor, you are a sensualist. [*] You bet your pointy ears I am.

Doctor: The only man who enjoys poor health.

Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints!

Document code? Why do you think they call it "code?"

Documentation is for people who can't read.

Documentation the *best* part of programming. It compiles. :)

Dodjoh, videh, jebah, odoh.

Does "AC/DC Unplugged" qualify as an oxymoron?

Does 1701-D's computer have enough RAM to run Windows?

Does Clinton call Gore, "Number One"?

Does Cthulhu ever say excuse me?

Does Geordi LaForge undress women with his visor?

Does God have reality backed up on tape?

Does OS/2 mean "Half on Operating System"?

Does Spock use pointed Q-Tips?

Does Stephen King qualify as a terrorist?

Does Stevie Wonder what Brooke Shields?

Does Time pass? Yes, it does. How else can you explain Visa bills?

Does Venus have an Earth probe?

Does Windows '95 come with it's own HDD?

Does _anyone_ ever read the manuals?

Does a Buddist nudist practice yoga bare?

Does a kaleidoscope look normal on acid?

Does a medical book have an appendix?

Does a witch use a hex dump for used curses?

Does anyone know who put the Tribbles in the quadrotriticale?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Does immortality come with a life time guarantee?

Does it take an entomologist to recognize a computer bug?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Does killing time leave bad sectors in eternity?

Does life seem worthwhile to you? HERE'S HOW TO ORDER! Send $20 to...

Does no one here understand your incredible good fortune? - Q.

Does the Enterprise printer use a Queue Continuum?

Does the Kingdom of Heaven extradite?

Does the NVRAM have a finite writeability?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Is a bear catholic?

Does the early worm deserve the bird?

Does the green Bajoran Orb contain Kryptonite?

Does the name "Alexander Graham" ring a bell?

Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?

Does this have something to do with an X-File? --Scully.

Does this mean I'm getting a big raise? - Garibaldi

Does your immense vocabulary include 'thank you'? - BJ to Winchester

Doesn't anyone here ever terminate a program? -Doc Zimmerman

Doesn't everyone have to get the cat's permission to use the computer?

Doesn't matter if it's gold--long as it's silver.

Doesn't medicine come in any other flavors than "Yuck?"

Doesn't need Q to tell her when a gas cloud is a lifeform.

Doesn't need an android to provide estimates.

Doesn't quite sample at the Nyquist rate.

Dog Sees God... Damn, it's backwards

Dog Training by Willie Bite

Dog for Sale: Eats anything. Especially fond of children.

Dog! Don't bite that! ZZZZZT! NO TERRIER

Dog. Dog with its head split in half. --Rorschach.

Dogma: a bitch!

Dogma? I prefer Catma, they cost less to feed.

Dogs are always loyal. They don't know any better.

Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines.

Dogs crawl under Gates, software under Windows.

Dogs look up to us, Cats look down on us, and Pigs treat us as equals.

Dogs think they're human: Cats know they're Gods.

Doing Hard Time on the Third Stone From the Sun

Doing it the hard way is always easier.

Doing nothing is the hardest work of all. No breaks, no days off.

Doing what you like is freedom; liking what you do is happiness.

Domestic violence: good old Traditional Family Values

Don't Panic. Just push the Reset button.

Don't Panic.

Don't Smoke in bed, Don't Sleep in an Ashtray!

Don't Steal. The government hates competition.

Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Don't Trip Over That Dropped Carrier.

Don't abuse marijuana... smoke it gently and carefully.

Don't ask me, I only work here.

Don't ask me, I'm only visiting this planet. - L. Norman.

Don't be a sexist -- chicks just hate that.

Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable.

Don't be a wimp...FIGHT for peace...better yet, KILL for peace.

Don't be a wimp...Fight .bak.

Don't be afraid of flying. Be afraid of crashing.

Don't be alarmed, Arthur Dent ... Be very, very frightened.

Don't be alarmed....It's only a clock.

Don't be humble ... you're not that great. -- Golda Meir

Don't be pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.

Don't believe anything until it's been officially denied.

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

Don't blame Congress. If I had $600 Billion I'd be irresponsible too!

Don't blame me, blame my computer!

Don't bother pressing that key, there is no ESC.

Don't bother with a CAT scan, your brain wouldn't even fill one pixel.

Don't bother with hailing frequencies, send them a nice greeting card.

Don't break my heart, my achy-breakyeaargh!#$%#$%#$%... NO CARRIER

Don't burn our liberties to protect our symbols.

Don't buy furs, it takes trees to make protest signs.

Don't call me `sir'! I work for a living! - Wisetongue

Don't compare floating point numbers solely for equality.

Don't compute and drive; the life you save may be your own.

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!

Don't confuse rank and position.

Don't confuse who you are with what you do to survive.

Don't cry for me Argentum!

Don't cry on my shoulder; I'm off-duty. Troi

Don't diddle code to make it faster; find a better algorithm.

Don't diet, download a virus to remove the FAT.

Don't dismiss a good idea simply because you don't like the source.

Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it -Spock

Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow!

Don't do what I SAY, do what I mean!

Don't document the program; program the document.

Don't dream and drive! - Freddy Krueger

Don't drink and drive - Smoke dope and fly home.

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Don't drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon

Don't drop that last bottle of mineral watX9(u NO PERRIER

Don't ever open the drive door when the disk is s) p) i) n) n) i) n) g).

Don't expect life to be fair.

Don't feed the hand that bites you.

Don't feel so close to God today? Guess who moved.

Don't follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they sought.

Don't follow leaders Watch the parkin' meters. --Bob Dylan

Don't force it; get a bigger hammer.

Don't forget to close your eyes when reading a scary book.

Don't forget to remember to remind me to.....uh....uuuuh....

Don't forget to rotate your karma wheel.

Don't get even -- get odd!

Don't get me wrong...but I'm right!!!

Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise.

Don't get wet surfing Cyberspace

Don't give away the home world. --Babylon 5.

Don't give me a Clinton answer...tell me the truth!

Don't go to sleep. It will find you. --Amis.

Don't grumble that roses have thorns....be thankful thorns have roses.

Don't happy, be worry!

Don't have a cow! - "Why not? Mary had a little lamb!"

Don't have any children. It makes divorce so much more expensive.

Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.

Don't hit a man when he's down unless you're darn sure he won't get up.

Don't hit a man with glasses, hit him with your fist.

Don't just believe in miracles, rely on them.

Don't just bleed there, do something!

Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the *hell* out of it! -- Bob

Don't just stand there...KNEEL!!

Don't keep all your ranking officers in one shuttlecraft.

Don't kick my butt, my achy breaky butt.

Don't kill us! Don't hurt us with nassty cruel steel!

Don't knock on Death's Door. Just ring and run. She hates that.

Don't lend people money, it gives them amnesia.

Don't let Kirk show you what he calls "The Captain's Log"

Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

Don't let it end like this -- Gorkon

Don't let school interfere with your education.

Don't let the bastards grind you down --U2

Don't let the bugs byte!

Don't let the green grass fool ya. Don't let the moon get to ya.

Don't let the little head do the thinking for the big one.

Don't let your brains go to your head.

Don't let your meat loaf.

Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

Don't let your possessions possess you.

Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT. --The Borg.

Don't like them. Don't Trust Them. Let them Die! --Kirk.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Don't look back! The lemmings are catching up!

Don't make `~-._.-~`~-._.-~`~-._.-~`~-._.-~`~-._.-~`~-._

Don't make me disobey a direct order. -- Dax

Don't make me mad or I'll use my deadly ninja throwing tagline.

Don't marry a girl whose father calls her Princess.

Don't marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper!

Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards...

Don't meddle in the affairs of a High Sorceress ...

Don't mess with Murphy.

Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers. --Homer Simpson

Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk.

Don't open Windows! My mouse gets a cold if you do.

Don't open Windows. Close [Bill] Gates.

Don't open Windows. You'll let the bugs in.

Don't open the Windows! You let Mr. Gates in!

Don't open the box, no news is good news :-)

Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out.

Don't outlive your money!

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race.

Don't panic. Don't panic... ALL RIGHT, NOW PANIC!

Don't peel the green M&M's because they aren't ripe yet.

Don't permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamp-post.

Don't pick up the ph_)(@#$**^!_@ NO CARRIER

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! --Most blondes

Don't play with matches. Lighters work much better.

Don't play with my ears...unless you're serious about it -- Quark

Don't press any key to continue.

Don't question authority, it doesn't know either!

Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens.

Don't quit until you find someone to blame.

Don't read everything you believe.

Don't read health books - you may die of a misprint.

Don't register, don't vote, don't bitch.

Don't rock the boat if you can't swim!

Don't rock the jukebox.

Don't run from Cthulhu. You'll only die tired.

Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour.

Don't say "Look" when you mean "Please Listen."

Don't say anything and you won't be called on to repeat it.

Don't say during sex: Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

Don't say during sex: Do you accept Visa?

Don't say during sex: I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!

Don't say during sex: Now I know why he/she dumped you

Don't say during sex: Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

Don't say during sex: You woke me up for that?

Don't say male, say chromosomally challenged

Don't set fire to the one I love...

Don't shake me, don't wake me, just take me!

Don't share your telephone line with a woman!

Don't sit and wait for opportunity; get up and make it.

Don't sit on that chainsaw! #$%@&*NO DERRIERE

Don't smoke in bed. The ashes that fall to the floor may be your own.

Don't smoke in bed. The sleeping bag you burn may be your wife.

Don't speak correct English. No one will understand you.

Don't stand between a dog and his fire hydrant.

Don't start the evolution without me.

Don't steal...the Internal Revenue Service hates competition!

Don't step out of line or you'll find it hurts.

Don't suspect your friends -- turn them in! -- "Brazil"

Don't take 11 items in the 10 items Express Check-Out Lane.

Don't take another step! This chicken is loaded! Garfield

Don't talk .bak.

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. --Laurence Coughlin

Don't tear my heart, my achy-breakyeaargh!!^$%~NO CARRIER

Don't tell a woman she's pretty, tell her there's no one like her.

Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

Don't tell him your name, Alfred. OOPS!

Don't tempt me. --Garibaldi.

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure...

Don't thank me! Thank the moon's gravitational pull! --MacGyver

Don't the Powers That Be understand, that this is what we want?

Don't think at all. Just use your instinct. --Mae

Don't think of it as dying, think of it as NO MORE TAXES!

Don't think of them as pedestrians, think of them as semi-mobile speed bumps.

Don't think women are explosive? Try dropping one!

Don't throw away your $.02 words....I collect them!

Don't throw kisses unless the girl is a good catch.

Don't tick off a dragon, Capt'n; the Shields won't handle it anymore. --Scotty

Don't torture yourself, Gomez... that's my job. -- Morticia

Don't touch me! I've got a lawyer & I'm not afraid to use it.

Don't touch my ears... unless you're serious about it. Quark

Don't touch that PLAN&%$@*&!#%@, NO HARRIER

Don't touch that button, Komrade !...$@%#$& - NYET KARRIER

Don't touch that keyboard, we'll be right back.

Don't trust a government that doesn't trust you with guns.

Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than you -- ROA #47

Don't trust the government that wouldn't trust you.

Don't trust the information unless the source is quoted!

Don't trust your eyes, Mr. Paris. We only traveled 100 kilometers.

Don't try to have the last word. You might get it. -- Heinlein

Don't try to scare an armed man. Success will get you a tombstone.

Don't underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of mag tapes

Don't underestimate the power of inflation.

Don't underestimate the power of love.

Don't undertip the waiter because the food is bad; he didn't cook it.

Don't use both feet to test the depth of a river.

Don't use force; use a bigger hammer.

Don't use no double negatives, not never.

Don't vote, it only encourages them.

Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it.

Don't wear earmuffs in a land of rattlesnakes.

Don't wear seatbelts -- we need more organ donors!

Don't wet your Tribble and NEVER feed it after midnight

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

Don't worry - be stoopid.

Don't worry about God. Mary is pregnant again.

Don't worry about hair turning gray, wait until it turns loose!

Don't worry about life. Hari Seldon planned it that way.

Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

Don't worry about the dog, he doesn't bite.

Don't worry about your health, it will go away.

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a damn.

Don't worry, be happy.

Don't worry, it's all part of the program. - The Mice

Don't worry, the fog will lift.

Don't worry, the skunk is bluffing.

Don't worry, this tooth extraction wont hurt...........ME

Don't worry. I backed it up to the RAM disk yesterday.

Don't write less. Take better compression software...

Don't you blow your last resistor on a sister that'll mystify you!

Don't you dare forget your history...Ted Nugent, Rockin' NRA BofD Mem.

Don't you ever say "$#%@@##" to me again!

Don't you get it, Picard? The trial never ends - Q

Don't you hate it when you break your +4 holy avenger?

Don't you just love my fur coat? *&^%%$#@!* NO FURRIER

Don't you know the Queen's English? No, is she?

Don't you recognize your own stomping ground? - Q

Don't you see what this means? Yes. We're going to die.

Don't you see, he said. We are made from our dreams.

Don't you think you're a little over reacting? (Adam to God)

Don't. You're too young to experience that much pain. --Ivanova.

Donald Trump used Windows - look where it got him!

Donate money. Support my fight against materialism

Dont hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you

Dont hide your head in the sand unless you have feathers on your butt

Dont recall us ... we'll recall you

Doom "Nightmare" Mode: Where *nothing* stays dead for long

Doom: Don't trust anything that moves - kill it instead.

Doom: If it moves, shoot it If it doesn't move, shoot it 'till it does

Doom: If it moves, shoot it. Keep shooting it until it quits moving.

Dooming means you never have to say your sorry.

Door Locked, Use Windows.

Door: Something a cat wants to be in the other side of.

Doors open and close, the smash of glass... --Jim Morrison

Dorothy! ... click the mouse, not your heals !!!

Dos Error #012 - Human error, Human error...

Dos Perot: You boot it and it decides if it will run

Dos=High. I knew I was on something.

Dose who live by de sword git shot by dose who duzn't.

Dot of Borg: Being cute is irrelevant!

Dot of Borg: Calling me Dotty is futile.

Dot, I appoint you Minister of Girly Things I Don't Understand. -Yakko

Double the value of your Ford. Fill up the gas tank.

Double your computer speed -- plug it into 220 volts.

Double your dipoles. Double your flux.

Doubt grows with knowledge.

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom

Doubtful Existentialist: "Is it me, or is it just me?"

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith, keeping it awake and moving.

Down With Sierra (& Homework, & Skool, & High Game Prices)

Down by the river in the full moonlight We'll be falling in love

Down by the river on a Friday night.

Down deep in his logic co-processors, the Doc's just a romantic.

Down with catagorical imperatives!!!!

Down with helium balloons! Gravity for all!

Down: System is error-free & immune from users.

Downgrade your system for only $150! Install Windows!

Download a file, get some coffee,thats Multi-tasking!!

Download, upload, download... Is this a computer or a freight elevator?

Downtown? - Ivanova It seemed like a good name. - Sheridan

Dr Dos, can I introduce you to Ms Windows?

Dr. Crusher can cure cancer, but not male pattern baldness.

Dr. Frank N. Stein

Dr. Hill stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator & vanished!

Dr. Leonard McCoy at the crucifixion. "He's dead, Jim."

Dr. Livingston I. Presume (Dr. Presume's full name)

Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way - Data

Dr. Time... have mercy on me.

Dracula is a pain in the neck.

Dracula to bartender, I said "Blood Light!"

Drag & Drop: How a caveman took a wife.

Dragon: A (sometimes!) friendly toaster.

Dragons again? I activate my +6 Surface-to-Air Missiles.

Dragons aren't dead, they're hiding in story books.

Dragons aren't extinct, they've just learned to hide in fantasy books.

Dragons love you, you're crunchy and good with ketchup.

Dream come true: Beta testing at a brothel.

Dream program ended. #$^ NO CARRIER

Dream until your dreams come true.

Dream when you're asleep. Roleplay when you're awake.

Dreams are Free.

Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.

Dreams are free... of commercials!

Dreams do not vanish, so long as people do not abandon them.

Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire.

Dress to Oppress - El Presidente

Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer -- McCoy

Drink 'til she's cute; stop before you get married.

Drink Canada Dry! Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying!

Drink Grapefriut juice because OJ kills

Drink and drive responsibly. Don't spill your beer.

Drink wet cement: Get Stoned.

Drink your coffee! There are poor people in India sleeping!

Drinking Kills Brain cells, But just the weak one...

Drinking alone is bad, so I always order two beers.

Drinking doesn't cause hangovers....waking up does!

Dripping sacasm can leave a nasty stain.

Drive A: not responding... formatting C: instead...

Drive Not Ready: (R)etry (G)o to impulse (C)all Geordi

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Drive by shooting or routine mail delivery?

Drive carefully! Motorists can be recalled by their maker.

Drive defensively, buy a tank.

Drive fast and live long

Drive nail here ( ) to need a new monitor

Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly!

Drive on Parkway.Park on Driveway. America!

Drive right, so more people will be left!!!

Drive the way you wish your children would.

Drives used below the equator spin backwards, don't cha know.

Driving straight into the horizon of commercial TV - Tom

Driving while drunk is almost as dangerous as walking while sober.

Drop Your DOS, We Have your Windows Surrounded...

Drop acid, not bombs.

Drop carrier immediately - but try not to break it.

Drop the guy with the devil ears. - NBC, June, 1965.

Drop the mouse, and step back from the keyboard with your hands up....

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.

Drop your carrier - we have you surr#^%$NO CARRIER

Drop your carrier! We have you surrounded!

Droughts are because God didn't pay his water bill.

Drowning In The Sea Of Love.

Drowning your sorrows? - Taking them out for a swim. - Margaret

Drug Wars: America's latest Vietnam...

Drugs Kill! If thrown hard enough.

Drugs are a bet with your mind. --Jim Morrison

Drugs cause temporary insanity in people who DON'T use them.

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're scenic.

Drugs! Money! Power! Corruption! God, I love Congress!

Drugs, their not just for breakfast anymore!

Drummers Rule #1: Hit Anything To Continue...

Drunk Borg: Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?

Drunk driving on the Information Superhighway!

Drunk tribble: _

Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron.

Dry as a funeral drum! - Pink Floyd

Dry martini, Captain?-There should be dust on the olive. - Hawkeye

Dubious metrics: 1 centipede/second = 1 velocipede

Dubious metrics: 1/2 Soviet press agency = 1 demitasse

Dubious metrics: 10 cards = 1 decacard

Dubious metrics: 10 decor = 1 hector

Dubious metrics: 10 dence = 1 decadence

Dubious metrics: 10 millipedes = 1 centipede

Dubious metrics: 10 monologues = 1 decalogue

Dubious metrics: 10 monologues = 5 dialogues

Dubious metrics: 10 rations = 1 decoration

Dubious metrics: 1000 Kowalskis = 1 Kilokowalski

Dubious metrics: 10^ -1 mates = 1 decimate

Dubious metrics: 10^ -12 boos = 1 picoboo

Dubious metrics: 10^ -12 boulevards = 1 pico-boulevard

Dubious metrics: 10^ -12 dillies = 1 picodilly

Dubious metrics: 10^ -15 bismol = 1 fepto bismol

Dubious metrics: 10^ -15 fatales = 1 femtofatale

Dubious metrics: 10^ -18 boys = 1 atto boy

Dubious metrics: 10^ -18 knees = 1 attorney

Dubious metrics: 10^ -2 mentals = 1 centimental

Dubious metrics: 10^ -3 ink machines = 1 millink machine

Dubious metrics: 10^ -3 on = 1 million

Dubious metrics: 10^ -5 dollars = 1 Millicent

Dubious metrics: 10^ -6 fish = 1 microfiche

Dubious metrics: 10^ -6 scopes = 1 microscope

Dubious metrics: 10^ -9 Nanettes = 1 nanoNanette

Dubious metrics: 10^ -9 goats = 1 nanogoat

Dubious metrics: 10^12 bulls = 1 terabull

Dubious metrics: 10^12 dactyls = 1 teradactyl

Dubious metrics: 10^12 microphones = 1 megaphone

Dubious metrics: 10^12 pins = 1 terrapin

Dubious metrics: 10^15 coats = 1 petacoat

Dubious metrics: 10^15 philes = 1 petaphile

Dubious metrics: 10^18 minations = 1 examination

Dubious metrics: 10^18 stentials = 1 exastential

Dubious metrics: 10^21 piccolos = 1 gigolo

Dubious metrics: 10^3 Kowalskis = 1 Kilokowalski

Dubious metrics: 10^6 bicycles = 2 megacycles

Dubious metrics: 10^9 antics = 1 gigantic

Dubious metrics: 10^9 lows = 1 gigalow

Dubious metrics: 10^9 micrometers = 1 kilometer

Dubious metrics: 10^9 micrometers = 200 pentameters

Dubious metrics: 10^9 questions = 1 gigawhat

Dubious metrics: 2 bulls = 1 Pair a bull

Dubious metrics: 2 homosexuals = 1 bisexual

Dubious metrics: 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

Dubious metrics: 5 holocausts = 1 Pentecost

Dubious metrics: billions and billions = 1 Sagan

Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side, and a dark side.

Duct tape is like The Force: it holds the universe together!

Duct tape, not The Force, holds the universe together.

Due to Budget Constraints light at end of tunnel is off!

Due to Texas law, innocent folks are executed regularly.

Due to it's tendency to incite, the Constitution has been classified.

Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.

Due to lack of interest today has been cancelled.

Due to lack of interest tomorrow has been canceled.

Dueling Bedsprings

Dueling tribbles: *- -*

Dumb And Dumber...vi and edlin.

Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!

Dumb blonde jokes are 1 liners so that men can understand them.

Dumb question: "So how do you *DO* Hamlet?" - Larry King [8-12-93]

Dumb terminals real are.

Dumb: Entering a mind meld with a Vulcan on LSD.

Dumb: When you go to a mind reader and she charges you half price.

Dummy encountered, run chkbrain /f before proceeding....

Dungeon Elevator: "1st floor; Goblins, Skeletons, Green Slimes."

Dungeon Mastering is 1% preparation, 1% insanity, and 98% FREE TIME!!

Dungeon? No, it's an Underground Defense Installation!

Dupecheck? Oh, Alexander Dupecheck, head of Czech. during 1968.

Duplicate File: Delete, Don't Delete, Don't Care (D/D/D)?

Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which

Duplicate message? Blame the Fidonet white hole!

Duracell is irrelevant. We assimilate longer than others.

During inverted flight, wheels go up when selected down.

Dust Bunnies are the poor man's tribble

Dust bunnies disprove the 2nd law of thermodynamics.

Dust for sale: Dirt cheap

Dust is a protective covering sent from God.

Dust: Protective covering for furniture.

Duty call. Garibaldi History calls. --Lennier.

Dying USUALLY isn't a good career move. Of course, it was for Elvis...

Dying bravely doesn't make you any less dead. -SLR

Dynamic Memory Error...(C)rash, (C)rash, or (C)rash

Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere.

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

dBASE XXVII - We *FINALLY* got it Right!

day++; dollar--; Sigh();

dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged!

debrief the pilots? YESSIR! Right away sir!

declaring themselves wise, they became fools!

dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

del *.* Are you sure (y/n) y...NO! NO!!!!!!!

del clinton.*; del rodham.*; del *.tax (if only it were so simple..)

destabilize: To take the horse out for a trot.

dictionaries: If you've read one, you've read them all.

disk space will be assimilated.

disturbing the Force

diversity is the mother of continued employment.

do it now! It may be illegal tomorrow!

do { eat; sleep; } while (alive).

do { inhale; exhale; } while (alive).

do {nothing} while (HearFromMe==0)

dogs crawl under (Bill) Gates, software crawls under Windows...

don't Bill me, Gates!

doomed to believe what she read, whether it was true or not -- P. Dean

down to the direction of the negative up vector...