This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

E-Mail returned due to insufficient voltage.

E-mail: Burn a wire, not a tree.

E-mail: when it absolutely has to get lost at the speed of light

E=M. The c^2 is just a fudge factor....

E=MC^2. Nice job Albert, now show your work.

EDIT: Erase Data and Increment Time

EEG: Electroencephalogram, EKG: Electrocardiogram, EGG: Breakfast food

EMACS: "Eight Megs And Constantly Swapping"

EMAIL Stamps (Tear at perforation):...email...email...email...email...email

EMERGENCY INFORMATION: How to breathe. 1. Inhale. 2. Exhale.

EMIF: Erase Most Important File

ENO: Emulate No-Op

EROTIC: Small bug from Europe. [Y/n]

ERROR #0005: Windows loading...come back tomorrow...

ERROR #0015: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

ERROR #0054: Computer needs propane refill.

ERROR #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive.

ERROR #0140: Nonexistent Error. This cannot be happening

ERROR #1303: Power not on.

ERROR #1511: Brain Offline.

ERROR #3443: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)?

ERROR #456: Computer not found..We've been robbed!!!

ERROR #4817: CPU not found

ERROR #8686: Your keyboard's not attached...Press any key to continue.

ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's that *&#@ cat?).

ERROR #9909: Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.

ERROR 167: Windows loaded..... system in imminent danger!

ERROR 168: Cloaking Device active -- File not found.

ERROR 351C: Please remove cat from drive A:

ERROR 75FF: MSDOS.SYS not found. Buy UNIX?

ERROR IN BIOS - Press any key to reboot...

ERROR IN ROM - Press any key to self-destruct...

ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!

ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)?

ERROR: FAILED! Press any key to resume error.

ERROR: Keyboard not found. Think F1 to continue.

ERROR: LPT1 not found .. Use backup - PENCIL & PAPER

ERROR: Out of Memory... Should I forget Something (Y,y)?

ERROR: This error message was issued in error. Please ignore.

ERROR: Tribble.dat full

ERROR: USER CORRUPT. TERMINATING.

ERROR: User not compatible. Upgrade user and reload program.

ESC? I didn't realize I was trapped!

ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFGYP WBVKXJ QZ 1234567890

ETHERNET(n):device used to catch the Ether bunny.

EVAL DAY -12,873 (Think you might register now?)

Each cat his own rat.

Each computer thinks that anything outside of itself is remote.

Each day is a drive through history. --Jim Morrison

Each day is a gift from God; that's why it's called the PRESENT!

Each kiss is as the first. - Miramanee, Kirk's wife

Each of us bears our own Hell.

Each one must walk one's own $PATH

Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets.

Earl Grey...no. Make that a lemonade. Cold. -- Picard

Early Bird Gets The Worm.. Second Mouse Always Gets The Cheese..

Early to bed and early to rise makes it a very long day.

Early to bed, early to rise, is a sure sign the modem is broken!

Early to bed, early to rise, your girl goes out with other guys.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

Early to rise is for the birds. I'll sleep late, thanks.

Earth 98% Full. Please Delete Unnecessary People.

Earth is 98% full... Please delete anyone you can.

Earth women should stick to their own males of the species!

Earth's all right for a visit, but I wouldn't want to live here.

Earth: Mostly Harmless (HHGTG 2nd ed.)

Earth: an 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt.

Earthlings: Send more probes. The last one was delicious!

Easy Credit Terms: Buy Now, Pay Forever! ...Satan

Easy is easy to say.

Eat Quadrotriticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong.

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.

Eat a live frog, every morning, and nothing worse will happen to you.

Eat any good books lately, Worf!? Q

Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy

Eat what you like and let the food fight it out -- Mark Twain

Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever

Ecclesiastical Infractions --Cardinal Sin

Echo Trek: To boldly go off topic where no one has gone before.

Edit, Save, Exit, Assemble, Link, Run, Curse, [Ctrl+Alt+Del], Edit,...

Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes. -Norman Douglas

Education is power. Joy is vulnerability. -Gul Dukat

Education is the best defense against the media. (and government)

Education is the progressive discovery of ignorance.

Education: How come we have smart bombs and dumb kids?

Edward Scissorhands was an early Borg prototype.

Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. -- Adlai Stevenson

Eggs are aborted chickens.

Eggses! EGGSES it is! - Gollum

Ego Julius Ceasar Borgorum. Vedi, Vidi, Assimilati.

Ego hatebo latinae taglineae!

Egyptians worshipped cats, and cats have not forgotten!

Eh Mister can we have our ball back?

Eh, Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere! - Monty Python

Ein unnuetz Leben ist ein frueher Tod.

Einstein on a Pentium: E = MC^(1.9999999999999999998).

Einstein was a relative genius.

Einstein's the one who gave God the dice.

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -- last words of Groucho Marx

Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. - Han Solo

Either he's dead, Jim, or my tricorder is running MS-DOS

Either you snore, or we had a hell of a breach in the hull. - Ivanova

Ejector seats in helicopters.

El original es infiel a la traduccion. --Borges.

Electrocuted tribble: #

Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.

Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.

Elementary my dear Riker,... Sir.... Data

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. -- RAH

Eleven tons of hair stolen. Police combing area.

Elf-Eating Giant Space Hamster.

Eliminate Waste: Shoot an elected official today!

Elitist Bitch Club....only Goddesses need apply!

Elvis A. Presley (Aron or Aaron?) -- Jesus H. Christ (nobody knows)

Elvis Virus: Computer becomes fat, slow and lazy...

Elvis died on the throne. He really was the King.

Elvis isn't dead. He has been assimilated.

Elvis may hate OS/2, but then, he's dead...just like windows.

Elvis stamp = 29*, Donut = 29*, coincidence, I think not

Elvis virus: your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self-destructs.

Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX. - Tom Christiansen

Email forwarding - >e>m>a>i>l>

Emasculate your computer with Windows 98!

Embarrassed Borg watched as the Founders repossessed their cube ship.

Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.

Emoticon: :-, "Hmmmm "

Emoticon: :-Q User is a smoker

Emoticon: :-[ User is a Vampire

Emoticon: @= User is pro-nuclear war

Emperor of Borg: Now Young Jedi..You..Will..Be..Assimilated .. ZZAAPP!

Employ wisdom, patience, and a hammer when dealing with computers.

Employees and their families are not eligible.

Employees are not allowed to use the Gamma Radiation Lab to heat their lunches.

Employees may not exchange vacation days. The Management.

Emulate: To simulate hardware glitches with software bugs

Encryption: Writing technique used in computer manuals.

End User: one who doesn't understand the first thing about Programming.

End of Message - Stop reading. No, really, STOP!

End prison overcrowding; execute all deathrow inmates.

End to car-jackings: smile, agree, then use swift and deadly force.

End transmission ........ ^&#^_&$(@! NO SUB-SPACE CARRIER ..

End welfare, start with Congress first.

Endangered list: Morals, Family Values, Telling the Truth

Endocannibalism: the result of a really hungry cannibal.

Energize Mr Scott. Hey...where'd this bunny come from??

Energize said Kirk, but the pink bunny appeared.

Energize said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared....

Energizer Borg: Still assimilating and assimilating and assimilating

Engage panic Circuits. Panic circuits engaged. AAARRRGh! --Kryten.

Engagement ring, Wedding ring, Suffer-ring.

Engineer will program your VCR. Only $70 per hour.

Engineer's mathematics: 2 + 2 approx equals 5 plus/minus 3.8

Engineering sex manual - 1) In. 2) Out. [NOTE:Repeat if necessary.]

Engineering to Bridge! Captain! Antimatter contain... NO CARRIER

Engineers know that 2 + 2 does not equal 4!

English? You use English? Where'd you get your compiler?

Enjoy the Universe - it's the only one you have!

Ens. Crusher, check that leaking warp core please.

Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock! - Kirk

Ensign Alf just asked the replicator for a live cat!

Ensign Crusher, wipe that annoying smirk off your face. - Picard

Ensign Dracula; He's Undead, Jim!

Ensign, engage warp drive. Ensign? Ensign? ENSIGN, WAKE UP!

Ensign, try manual override. "Sir, that trick NEVER works!"

Enter a 12-digit prime number to continue.

Enter a prime number larger then 2^216 - 1 to continue

Enter not into the $PATH of the /wicked - Proverbs(4:14)

Enter these enchanted woods, You who dare. -- G. Meredith

Enter your personal identification number.

Enterprise ===__-+- Klingon BoP *-=/__

Enterprise News: Borg Destroyed After Absorbing Windows

Enterprise weapons error (R)etry (A)ttack console (L)eave for DS9

Enterprise, switch to a coded channel so they won't find out who I am.

Enterprise: FreeBSD 3.0 Ferengi: Windows NT.

Entropy -- I have the +8 Vorpal Avenger, now what?

Entropy ain't what it used to be.

Environmental condoms: Do you want paper or plastic?

Envy and wrath shorten the life. - Ecclesiasticus 30:24

Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.

Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone: "I'm Bones, Jim!"

Epitaph on McCoy's gravestone: "I'm dead, Jim!"

Equal Opportunity Employer [Translation: White males need not apply]

Equal opportunity annoyer...

Equal opportunity employer: Who here is equal?

Equality in war: Men die, women work in factories.

Equatt: Pastime of trying to balance the light switch in the center.

Er uhum, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. --Barclay of Borg.

Erotic and Sexy is a woman who knows she is.

Erotic, Exotic and a Little Psychotic!

Error #13: Insufficient User IQ.

Error #274: This is a C compiler. Pascal is dead (long, long ago!).

Error #923: Computer not found.

Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.

Error 141: Too many errors.

Error 1424: Reserved for future errors.

Error 2323: No, I'm *NOT* infected by a virus...

Error 3032 - Recursion error, see error 3032!

Error 3715: Hard drive on fire

Error 754: Cannot locate error message for error 392

Error 763 - Hard disk not ready, close door.

Error 81F: Error locating error codes - all errors lost

Error 99 - CPU too tired to continue...

Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive.

Error c80001: Compiler out of patience

Error in Alaska; problem in FLOW CONTROL -EXXon\EXXoff.

Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed.

Error message on the screen: *Win95 Error #53: Monitor not found*

Error message on the screen: *Win95 Error #54: System power is OFF

Error message table not found - you're on your own!

Error reading device: /dev/tagline

Error with breakfast. No cereal port!

Error! Low density drive detected. Use X-44 photon blast? (Y/n)

Error! Press the 674th digit of pi to continue!

Error! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!

Error: Brain not attached - Press F1 to continue

Error: CPU not found: Reboot (Y/N)?

Error: Faulty Extended RAM; De-Extend and try again.

Error: No Keyboard: Think F1 to continue.

Error: Sector not found - search behind couch? (Y/N)

Error: Virus95 only infects Windows95 environments. Please upgrade.

Errrr, it's time to stop feeding those Tribbles!

Erst kommt das Fressen, dann kommt die Moral. --Brecht.

Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone. - D.Vader

Escape sequence: Distract guard. Dig tunnel. Cut through fence...

Escargots? No thanks, I like fast food.

Eskimos are God's frozen people.

Essay: describe the universe in 500 words or less. Give 2 examples.

Estados-UniDOS: Revolution detected. (E)mbargo (M)ercenaries (I)nvade

Eternal Optimist: Hey, my glass is 1/100 full!

Eternal hostility against every form of tyranny.

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. --Thomas Jefferson

Eternity: The time between when you come, and she leaves.

Eval Day 36 * WindowError #296: User detected. System halted.

Eve had an Apple, Adam had a Wang...

Eve was the first woman to date a snake.

Eve...the first Apple user.

Even Armor can't protect Knights from ladies.

Even Gollum may have something yet to do.

Even Murphy's Law doesn't work all the time.

Even Q cannot beat a true Wizard!

Even The Microsoft Website runs under UNIX!

Even a bed of roses has thorns.

Even a black sheep has warm wool.

Even a blind squirrel finds a walnut now and then.

Even a brick will fly if you put a big enough engine on it.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Even a perfect program still has bugs. -- The Tao of Programming.

Even a small star shines in the darkness. - Danish Proverb

Even aging could be delayed if it had to go thru congress.

Even at maximum speed, it will take 75 years to reach the Federation.

Even backwards, A TOYOTA is still A TOYOTA.

Even bad sex is better than no sex.

Even certified pushy feminist bitches have their weak moments.

Even crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it!

Even dead fish can swim down stream.

Even for an alien, this one is pretty alien. --Babylon 5.

Even if I deny it, no one will believe me!

Even if I'm not asleep, it doesn't mean I'm awake.

Even if a man COULD understand women, he would not believe it.

Even if it does matter, does it matter that it matters? - Marvin

Even if only for a little while. - Garibaldi

Even if you aren't paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you

Even if you win the race, you're still a rat.

Even if you're not, be brave, no one can tell the difference.

Even in a vacuum, this smells of a setup. --Garibaldi.

Even in the future, nothing works! --Dark Helmet from Spaceballs

Even in this corner of the galaxy, Captain, 2+2=4 --Spock

Even optimists have a 100% mortality rate.

Even paranoids have real enemies. --Delmore Schwartz

Even small candles are brighter in the dark.

Even so, you're going to take heavy casualties. - Sheridan

Even the Borg won't assimilate Micro$oft's crap!

Even the Borg won't assimilate a Macintosh.

Even the Borg won't assimilate an Amiga!

Even the Universe is not enough for some people.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

Even water tastes bad when taken on doctor's orders.

Even when you were looking up, you were looking down. - Delenn

Even with practice, Bill Clinton still doesn't lie well.

Even you are cute, in an annoying sort of way. --Londo.

Events are the manifestations of overriding probabilities.

Events in Ages Past affect the Present as nothing in the Future can!

Events of importance often result from trivial causes.

Eventually, I hope I'll learn to face death - if I live long enough.

Eventually, the truth will _always_ come out.

Ever argue with yourself and lost?

Ever dreamed that you were awake... And were TIRED the next day?

Ever get the feeling someone is watching you?

Ever had one of those days when the best defense is to go back to bed?

Ever love someone so much it hurts?

Ever notice Hillary never drinks water when Bill speaks.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither have I.

Ever notice that foods with half the fat cost twice as much?

Ever notice that the AT&T Logo looks like the Death Star?

Ever see a modem say YES CARRIER? Thought not...

Ever since I gave up hope, I feel much better.

Ever wanted to download a pizza?

Ever wish you could log onto your ATM and download some $$$$ ?

Every 3 seconds a man is verbally abused by a feminist in the US.

Every 4 seconds a woman gives birth. We gotta find her and STOP her!!!

Every Dog has his Day, but the Nights belong to Cats!

Every Spam is sacred, every Spam is great. -Monty Python

Every Titanic has it's iceberg..

Every adult was once a child free from predjudice. -Mother Teresa

Every bicycle needs a fish.

Every bride has to learn it's not her wedding but her mother's.

Every bug you find is the last one.

Every burned book enlightens the world.

Every byte counts.

Every child should be given the desire to burn.

Every child should be given the desire to learn.

Every complex question has a simple answer...and it's wrong.

Every day is starting to look like Monday

Every day is the dawn of a new error.

Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.

Every decent man should be ashamed of his government.

Every educated man is a bully in a discussion. --Beerbohm.

Every effort will be made to ship within 2 days.

Every exit is an entrance into something else.

Every fish needs a bicycle.

Every girl already has a boyfriend. - Murphy's Law Of Dating.

Every government is run by liars.

Every human being comes equipped with a brain at no extra cost.

Every law is an infraction of liberty.

Every line in her face is the line of least resistance.

Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. -- Don Vonada

Every little thing counts in a crisis.

Every living thing wants to survive. Spock, stardate 4731.3.

Every loose nut eventually rolls out to California!

Every man has a price.

Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.

Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse. -- Miguel de Cervantes

Every morning I'm out at dawn with the dwarfs and the tramps.

Every mosquito bite in history was caused by a female.

Every nanosecond in this continuum is a moment in history --Data

Every nation has the government it deserves.

Every new generation is a fresh invasion of barbarians.

Every nine seconds in America, a feminist tells a lie.

Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis.

Every once in a while, stop and enjoy an ice cream cone. --Einstein

Every one hates me because I'm paranoid.

Every person constructs their own bed of nails.

Every possibility exists somewhere as a Shadow of the real. --Corwin

Every problem can be solved by ripping a hole in the fabric of reality

Every problem contains its own solution

Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail.

Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.

Every program is either trivial or it contains at least one bug.

Every quarrel begins in nothing and ends in a struggle for supremacy.

Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. --Lec

Every soldier lives with death, son. --Richard Franklin

Every solution breeds new problems.

Every step you take becomes a twist of fate.

Every story has 3 sides - yours, mine, and the truth.

Every task takes twice as long as you think it will take.

Every thread needs a needle

Every three seconds a man is verbally abused by a feminizt in this country.

Every time I close the door on reality it comes through the window.

Every time I get curious, it costs me more money!

Every time You Go Away (You Take A Piece of Me with You) --John Bobbitt

Every time a politician opens his mouth, it costs something.

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.

Every woman needs 3 men... one for money, one for fun and one for sex.

Every woman should marry -- and no man. Disraeli

Every writer was once an amateur; most still are

Everybody hates me because I'm paranoid!

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. --W. Rogers

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Everybody likes Windows! Bill Gates said so.

Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.

Everybody remember where we parked! --Kirk, STIV

Everybody, remember where we parked. --Kirk, ST IV

Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet! --Data

Everyone has a photographic memory, but some have no film!

Everyone has a right to my opinion.

Everyone has his price.

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but some abuse the privilege.

Everyone has their own magic. --Jim Morrison

Everyone is gifted. Some just open their packages sooner!

Everyone is just a click away from CyberSpace.

Everyone is just buying time...Why isn't anyone selling time?

Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!

Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single!

Everyone should drink lots of fluids - Holo Doc

Everyone should have a chihuahua -- a small emergency back-up dog.

Everyone's dancing in a ring around the Sun...

Everyone's guilty of something.

Everything I need to know I got from watching Gilligan's Island. --Al Bundy

Everything I want is either illegal, immoral, or long distance.

Everything You Know Is Wrong

Everything about this seems wrong. --Picard

Everything always takes longer than you think.

Everything comes to those who wait; except a loaned book.

Everything dries out, nothing unburns.....

Everything in life is transient. Including life....

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. --Emperor.

Everything is unimportant in some way.

Everything must Change! Stagnation is Death! --Lao Tzu

Everything put together sooner or later falls apart. -P. Simon

Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

Everything starts as someones daydream!

Everything tastes better at a picnic...the ants, the sand, everything.

Everything that I am, I can blame on a woman.

Everything that can be invented has been invented. -Patent Office, 1899

Everything usually goes wrong at once!

Everything working great? Time to buy the upgrade!

Everything you post comes out in taglines.

Everytime I make my mark somebody paints the wall.

Everytime a StarFleet captain tugs his tunic, an angel gets his wings.

Everytime a mousetrap snaps, an angel is set on fire.

Everytime the family dog makes a mess, he suddenly becomes your dog.

Everywhere I look you're all I see. --NIN

Everywhere is an LD call from here.

Evidence of evil Borg plot: MSDOS 6.0

Evil Mentalist - I think, therefore you aren't

Evil always triumphs over good, because good is STUPID! --Dark Helmet

Evil is the root of all money. Buy bonds!

Evil men write in marble; good men, in dust. Sir Th. More

Evil...wicked...mean...and nasty!!...

Evolution doesn't take prisoners.

Evolution: Nature's Way of issueing Upgrades.

Evolution? Who needs it? - Vogons

Ex Wife For Sale: Take Over Payments

Ex-Liberals are the ones who have seen the Right Light.

Ex-Presidential Retreat --Kenny Bunkport

Exact File Not Found.....how about something similar?

Exactly as I feared. Exactly as I've been warning my collegues. --Dukat

Exactly how much radiation will I be exposed to?

Exam is a four-letter word for torture...

Examine the DOC's??? Nope, just the Nurses!

Except no sheep imitations.

Exceptional times require exceptional women.

Exceptions rule, and destroy your battleplan.

Excessive /dev/mouse activity detected. Running /bin/cat to fix.

Excessive mouse activity detected. Running CAT.EXE to fix.

Excommunicated: On vacation without a computer & modem.

Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven.

Excuse me for showing off my ignorance.

Excuse me while I ROTFL!

Excuse me while I go get my photographic memory developed.

Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced the Universe...

Excuse me, I speak jive... --Airplane

Excuse me, Why would God need a starship? --Kirk

Excuse me, but you dropped your Carrier!

Excuse me, but you have an incoming phone call +++ATH NO CARRIER

Excuse me, but your reality check just bounced.

Exhaustion error: DOS is too tired to boot.

Exotic Irish Plants --Phil O'Dendron

Expand your horizons - move to a bigger planet.

Expect the unexpected.

Experience comes from bad judgment. --Mark Twain.

Experience is something you get after you need it.

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.

Expert, n.: Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.

Explain "counter-clockwise" to someone with a digital watch.

Explore the galaxy, meet strange new alien races, blow them up!

Explosion at Kodak - no film at 11.

echo "This is not a pipe." | cat - >/dev/tty

error 604: error loading error file

error no 21. Phonebill not paid, no Dialtone.

eruhum, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. - Barclay of Borg

even a sharp sword can't cut the wet off water