This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

F/A-18 Hornet fires Exocet missile - #$%$@&*#!@NO CARRIER

FAITHFUL HUSBAND: One whose alimony check is always on time.

FAT table corrupted! Try a skinny one?

FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any key to do nothing...

FATAL ERROR: User Executed

FAX us money and we'll FAX you the disk.

FAY: Fetch Amulet of Yendor

FBI: Free Beer Inside.

FDISK in not an computer-orientated swear word.

FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

FEMINISM.COM Corrupted: A)bort W)hine S)creech

FEMINISM: The radical notion that women are superior to men.

FOR SALE: Iraqi rifles. Never fired, dropped once.

FOR SALE: Pentium processed Can Opener - $3,000

FOR SALE: Programming manuals. Must C to appreciate.

FORMAT C: [Y/y] Resistance is futile.

FPT: Fire Photon Torpedoes

FREEDOM ISN'T CHEAP AND IT NEVER GOES ON SALE

FREEDOM is the *RIGHT* to shoot back!

FREEDOM...void where prohibited by law

Fac meam diem. --Clintus Eastwoodus.

Fac meam diem. --Dirtius Harrius.

Facts are stupid things --Ronald Reagan

Facts cannot be altered by a wish, but they can destroy the wisher.

Facts do not cease to exist just because they are ignored. --Aldous Huxley

Facts, though interesting, are irrelevant. --The Borg.

Failed democracies VOTE themselves into tyranny.

Failure is never fatal and success is never final

Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall.

Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

Faith is not wishing to know what is true. --Nietzsche

Faith will move mountains.

Faithful Husband: One whose alimony check is always on time.

Falling from the roof of a building won't kill you. Landing will.

Falling hurts least those who fly low and slow.

Falling in love is hard on the knees

False accusation of rape creates economic rape.

False modesty is better than none.

Fame is chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.

Fame is temporary, but infamy lasts forever.

Family: Blood is thicker than water.

Famous Last Insult: Hey Vampyra, BITE ME!

Famous Last Words #01: Where do you want me to sign that contract?

Famous Last Words #04: It's perfectly safe. Let me show you.

Famous Last Words #06: Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!

Famous Last Words #106: "C'mon guys--we're a TEAM!"

Famous Last Words #11: Oh Sh*t!

Famous Last Words #17: So what good is a ring of Cthulhu control?

Famous Last Words of history: "Father, beam me up." --Jesus Christ

Famous Last Words: Allah sucks!

Famous Last Words: It's fine, my Pentium did the calculations.

Famous Last Words: It's only a scratch.....

Famous Last Words: Kids, don't try this at home!

Famous Last Words: Nothing can penetrate this armor.

Famous Last Words: Nuclear shells DON'T explode when dropped.

Famous Last Words: Trust me, I KNOW what I'm doing. --Sledge Hammer

Famous last words - Icarus: Aaaahhhhhhhhh.

Farewell, King Under the Mountain. - Bilbo Baggins

Fascinating, Captain! --Spock.

Fascinating, said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting.

Fascinating. Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny.

Fascism: You have two cows. Government takes both, sells you the milk.

Fashion: A form of ugliness so awful that it changes every six months.

Fasinating fact #234: Rats can't vomit.

Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?

Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!

Faster than a speeding bullet...

Fat (n) - the stuff in food that makes it taste good.

Fat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.

Fat free: no extra charge for the fat.

Fatal Error #1106: Size Of Thought Exceeds Available Memory.

Fatal Error 3.14: CPU Bored - computing Pi to last digit.

Fatal Error in C:\CLINTON.LIE. Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA

Fatal Error in MOUSE.SYS: (U)se keyboard (B)ury (G)ive to cat

Fatal Error! Windows broke.

Fatal Error: No More Coffee, Run Mr. Coffee To Continue.

Fatal Error: Size of thought exceeds available memory.

Fatal Mouse Error. Please Replace Cheese.

Fatal System Error - please insert a quarter to fix it

Fatal Windows Error 039: Cray not found - System Halted.

Fate worse than death: To be married alive.

Fate, it saves children, women, and ships called Enterprise -- Riker

Fear a government that fears your guns.

Fear is irrelevant. -- Borg Bene Gesserit

Fear is the foundation of most governments. - J. Adams

Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. --Dune.

Fear is the mind-killer. --Paul Atreides, Dune.

Fear not, I'm right behind you - using you as a shield.

Fear not, for I have given you authority.

Fear of death is the beginning of slavery.

Fear of government is the second step to wisdom.

Fear of monsters attracts monsters.

Fear the Lords who are secret among us. --Jim Morrison

Fear the government that fears you. Arm yourself now!

Fear the government that fears your guns.

Feature (n) a BUG with seniority.

Features should be discovered, not documented!

Federal funding cuts! Pentagon reduced to Square!!

Feed 'em all to Cthulhu.

Feed Your Need To Read.

Feed a Programmer! Register your Shareware!

Feed the homeless to the hungry!

Feeling lucky? Install that software upgrade...

Feeling suicidal? Join Starfleet Security!

Felons can't vote: they might elect dishonest Congressmen.

Femail...Feminist Email.

Female Boss' are better because they hire cute guys.

Female Captains with PMS... A deadly enemy or a strong ally??

Female canines lick the coats of their young, said Tom dogmatically.

Female chicks rule the roost, you old hen.

Female prison population is only 6% of total inmates

Female simulation complete. Enter when ready.

Female tribble: *. [Not tonight, I started my period]

Female-Only Defense 01: The "Innocent Woman" defense

Female-Only Defense 02: The PMS Defense (My Body, No Choice)

Female-Only Defense 03: The Husband Defense

Female-Only Defense 04: "Battered Woman Syndrome" defense

Female-Only Defense 06: The "Mothers Don't Kill" defense

Female-Only Defense 07: The "Children Need Their Mother" defense

Female-Only Defense 09: The "My Child, My Right to Abuse It" defense

Female-Only Defense 10: The Plea Bargain Defense

Female-Only Defense 12: The Contract Killing Defense

Females make eggs, males make spam.

Females of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

Feminism - one sign of civilization's decline.

Feminism has raised sexism against men to social acceptability.

Feminism is the theory; lesbianism is the practice.

Feminism logic?....It's because of men that sh*t happens.

Feminism... winning through whining.

Feminism...see fascism

Feminism: Proof that women are more misogynistic than men.

Feminist bookstores have no humor section.

Feminist computer: (A)bort, (A)bort, (A)bort

Feminist lampshade - Made from 100% white male skin

Feminists give women a bad name.

Feminists have turned the Love Boat into the Titanic.

Feminizm is an a ugly dog licking her tail

Ferenghi and the IRS...Tax collectors of the universe!

Ferengi Borg: We will assimilate your Clothed Females, huMan.

Ferengi DOS: Unprofitable Command or File Name

Ferengi RoA #102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever

Ferengi RoA #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

Ferengi RoA #139: Wives serve, brothers inherit.

Ferengi RoA #194: Know about new customers before they walk in the door

Ferengi RoA #1: Once you have their money, you never give it back

Ferengi RoA #21: Never place friendship above profit.

Ferengi RoA #30: Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.

Ferengi RoA #3: Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.

Ferengi RoA #48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

Ferengi RoA #58: Friendship is seldom cheap.

Ferengi RoA #63: Never buy what can be stolen.

Ferengi famous last words: "Here's your refund."

Ferengi tribble: @*@

FerengiDOS: Unprofitable command or file name

Fermat: I've found a remarkable proof for this: Let x,y @#$!@$!2@ NO CARRIER

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. - G.Washington

Few things are as painful as the truth realized too late.

Few things upset my wife. Glad I'm one of them.

Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.

Fido bytes the tails off of long messages.

Fido has been a good dog, he's been bringing me messages.

Fido hungry. Fido eat messages. Bad Fido...

Fido? Fido! Look out for the car! Fid%!#^!# - NO TERRIER

FidoNet is NOT a network of fire hydrants for dogs!

Fidonet: An unpaved road on the Information Superhighway.

Field tested. [Translation - Manufacturing doesn't have a test system]

Fields' Law: The best cure for insomnia is to get lots of sleep.

Fifth Law of library science: Library is a growing organism.

Fight Crime: Don't dial 911, shoot back!!

Fight Crime: Shoot a politician.

Fight FreeWare Piracy

Fight Global Cooling, burn petrochemicals TODAY!

Fight against violence!

Fight air pollution. Stop breathing!

Fight government censorship.Keep Mind Control at home where it belongs

Fighting Fire with Fire is certain to create Hell!

Fighting broke out between rival peace-keeping forces today....

Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity

File Attached. Pay Alimony/Child Support.

File Not Found, Strike any USER to continue...

File Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake It?

File cannot be copied onto itself.

File data error on: C:\CAPTAINS.LOG - Deleting 743 megs..

File not found "LIFE.DRV", life halted.

File not found, dialing 911 instead!

Filed under "S" ... Super Trivial Useless Facts File (STUFF)

Fill out your Income Tax forms in Roman Numerals.

Fill your Inkjet with urine, get a government grant.

Filthy habit, at least I know it can't kill me. --Janette

Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.

Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.

Final Exam Part 1) Describe the universe. Give three examples.

Final Frontier...these are the voyages...

Finally registered!

Find God? Why? Is She missing?

Find Lt. Cmdr Data, please! Found: /dev/data

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.

Fine. I'll kill you later. --Kirk

Fine: Tax for doing wrong. Tax: Fine for doing fine.

Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in Somalia.

Fire Congress! Let's hire a Dictator.

Fire Mr. Worf!! Lt. Worf runs in, extinguisher at the ready...

Fire Worf......no the phasors!!!

Fire all phasers!

Fire at Will! ZAP! THANK you Data... I mean, 'Number One.' --Picard.

Fire at will! Ooops, sorry Will!

Fire at will... NO WORF! Not at Commander Riker!

Fire extinguisher toggled ON

Fire is the devil, hiding like a coward in the smoke.

Fire one more torpedo, baby, watch the kitchen sink.

Fire, Ready, Aim!

Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span!

Firefighters "STILL" Make Housecalls!!!!

Firefighters walk where the devil dances.

Firefly (n) 1. Hindenburg

Firm grip on reality? I can reach out and strangle it!

Firmness in politics is called obstinacy anywhere else.

First Amendment Rights: Use them or lose them.

First Cyberspace, next the world.

First Law of Lab Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass

First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin! --Monty Python

First Vietnam, then Somalia. What's next? Bosnia?

First Windows...then the world...

First computer owners: Adam & Eve. Eve had an Apple. Adam had a Wang.

First count to ten. - Mrs. Jewls 6-8-12-1-5-2-7-11-3-10. - Joe

First cross river, *then* insult alligator.

First god created man, THEN she got it right!

First impressions are lasting impressions. --Frank Burns

First law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.

First law of library science: Books are for use.

First law of sociology: "Violence in, violence out."

First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.

First movies moved, then they talked, now they smell (bad).

First restaurant on the Moon. Good food, but no atmosphere!

First ring Judiciary, 2nd Legislative, 3rd ring: Executive.

First rule of SWAT training: Open door before entering.

First rule of marriage: If YOU'RE Right, APOLOGIZE FAST!

First say what you would be; then do what you must do.

First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.

First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin... --Monty Python

First star to the right, and straight on til morning! --Kirk

First the memory goes then...I forgot the rest!

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then the women. - Homer

First, draw the curve; then, plot the data.

Fish are SO hard to toilet train!

Fish tanks: Inter-active Software for cats.

Five cables sticking out of any appliance is cruel & unusual punishment.

Five words every college graduate knows..."You want fries with that?"

Fix it! You've got five minutes, Scotty! -- Kirk

Fixing Computer Programs --Dee Bugger

Fjords give a lovely baroque feel to a continent. --Slartibartfass

Flash Memory...Now you know it, now you don't.

Flashlight (n): Container for transport of dead batteries.

Flee temptation and leave no forwarding address.

Flight School: Higher education.

Flight: To throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Flip a coin...ah, very good. I will replicate one immediately. --Data

Flip power switch to continue...

Floppy Disc: Long-playing record left out in the sun too long.

Flowers for a Mr. John Luck Pickard? --Q

Flowers: A gift bought by a man with a weak alibi.

Flux capacitor + DeLorian = ?

Fly Heisenberg Air! Dunno where we are, but we're making good time.

Flying is not inherently dangerous. Crashing is.

Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.

Flying tribble: -*-

For $1,000,000 free - call 1-800-627-%..+NO CARRIER

For 20 cycles I stood beside you as one of the Nine. --Delenn

For BOTH sexes, abuse derives from powerlessness, not power

For Customer Support, dial 1-800-HAHAHAHA

For Extra Credit: Define universe, give three examples.

For PROOF of Government censorship, call 1-800-###-####.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

For Reply, send a self-abused stomped elephant to ...

For Sale - Parachute, Only Used once, Never Opened, Small Stain

For Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see to appreciate.

For Sale: 1 Freddy Kruger Ginsu Glove, slightly used

For Sale: Cocker Spaniel. Eats anything, fond of small children.

For Sale: Dehydrated H2O - $14 per quart

For Sale: Hour Glass for timing Windows...

For Sale: One set of encyclopedias -- wife already knows everything.

For Sale: Univac computer, switching to gas heating.

For Sale: Used Iraqi Rifles, Never fired, Dropped once.

For Warm Boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes

For a Free bud, Do you use Windows? - Yes, I do.

For a bug free environment, do NOT open Windows.

For a clever man, you're not very bright.

For a funny quote, call back late.

For a good knight call Lancelot (1-900-CAMELOT)

For a limited time only!

For a moment I thought I had entered an alternate universe. --Vir.

For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to...

For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

For carnival we put masks over our masks.

For centuries he has battled the forces of darkness...

For complete control of your computer...grab the mouse by it's ball.

For every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.

For every action there is an equal and opposite bureaucratic policy.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

For every woman murdered, *three* men are murdered

For hard cash we will lie and decieve... --Pink Floyd

For it is the doom of men that they forget. --Merlin

For just $3000, you too can change to Windoze95!

For life is quite absurd. And death's the final word. --Monty Python.

For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.

For sale: 9-volt smoke alarm with silencer...

For the Jedi there is no death; there is the Force.

For the away team, Data, you, Mr. Worf and Ensign Expendable

For the first time, I feel very much...alone. --Delenn

For they are subtle and quick to anger.

For women, equality is a disaster. --L. Long

Foreplay only gets you so far ......

Forests lovely, dark & deep I have promises to keep.

Forget GUIs! Give me a "root@cray> " and a keyboard!

Forget RTFM... Call The Author At Home! (at 2:45 AM)

Forget Warp Speed, go to Ludicrous Speed!

Forget Xmas ... Joseph confessed!

Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife.

Forget gun control. Support sword control.

Forget it. They've been sealed. --Ivanova.

Forget the Force... Duct Tape holds the Universe together.

Forget the computer! Where's my abacus?

Forgive and remember!!!!!

Forgive me Father, for I have GOTO'd.

Forgive me Sin, for I have fathered!

Forgive me father for I have syned

Forgive me my typos, as I forgive those who typo to me.

Forgive me please!!... I'm not young enough to be an EXPERT...

Forgive us for shooting those who trespass against us.

Forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors - Matthew 6:12

Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. --J.F.K.

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

Forgot my password

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Format all 10? But I can only fit 3 in the drive at once!!

Format another planet(Y/N)?

Formatting universe 000000000000000000000000000000001% done.

Fortunately for Sir Isaac Newton, Zucchini don't grow on trees.

Fortunately, I had a backup dated 07/26/90.

Fortunately... no one's in control.

Fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped

Fortunutely, I have a 256 Tribble limit and they know that!

Forty laps around the cargo bay. Start running. Now. --Lt. Tuvok

Forty two.

Forty-two?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows

Fouled up beyond any redemption.

Found God? If unclaimed in 30 days, He's yours!

Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Microwavable

Four minus two is one and the same!

Four minutes ahead of schedule. Damn, I'm good!

Four out five people think the fifth is an idiot.

Fox and Sculley and the Continuum: The Q Files.

Freddy Kruger lives in your CPU Stack, ....Nightie

Frederick the Great often made coffee with champagne instead of water.

Free Admission...$10 to get out.

Free Bagpipes: Stuff cat under arm, pull legs, chew tail.

Free Country [ ] Drug Free Country [ ] Choose One.

Free Men Do Not Plead, They Claim, Expect, Assert, Or Demand!

Free advice is seldom cheap. - 59th Rule of Acquisition

Free advice is worth what you pay for it

Free choice is mandatory.

Free communication, free thought!

Free guitar lessons, no strings attached.

Free men can possess arms, slaves must ask for permits.

Free people have the option of being armed. Slaves have no option.

Free speech: your legal right to be a bonehead in public.

Free the flame and sear the grasses, 'Til the dawning red star passes.

Freedom defined is freedom denied. --The Illuminatus

Freedom is doing what you like, happiness liking what you do.

Freedom is just another word for "nothing left to lose"...

Freedom is not free!

Freedom is something we take for granted.

Freedom isn't a right, it's a state of mind.

Freedom isn't free.

Freedom of Religion must include Freedom from Religion!

Freedom of Speech: Letting those who are wrong speak anyway.

Freedom of expression is not negotiable, fight all forms of censorship

Freedom wasn't won with a welfare check.

Freedom, like crabgrass, keeps popping up

Freedom: "You can blow out a candle, but you can't blow out a fire."

Freedom: You don't notice it till AFTER it's gone!

Freeman's Law: Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.

Freudian Virus: computer obsessed with its own motherboard.

Friendly fire is more accurate than enemy incoming fire. --Combat Law#20

Friendly fire... ISN'T!

Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Modems

Friends Don't Let Friends Use Windows

Friends don't let friends eat that european infested BSE meat.

Friends don't let friends use MS-Windows.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. --Heinlein

Friendship is far more tragic than Love. It lasts longer.

From 0 to 230 CPS in 4.1 seconds!

From The Department of Duplicates Office (DODO).

From The Great White North there's a big, dark cloud.

From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.

From the Committee to make PI equal to 3.0.

From the Department of Redundancy Department

From the Desk of a Happy Hacker...

From the Janitorial Services office of the U.S.S. Alliance, NCC-2113-B.

From the People who brought you EDLIN; Windows NT

From the smell of things, I'd say a Ferengi ship. --Riker

Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.

Function call to load Windows: here_piggy_piggy_piggy_piggy()

Fundamentalism: From fund (send money), a- (without), mental (thought)

Fundamentalist libraries only need shelf space for one book.

Futile, resistance is. - Yoda of Borg

Fuzzy Logic: Vulcan contemplating a Tribble.

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmng.

filing cabinet: Place where you lose things systematically.

for the female of the species is much deadlier than the male

fortune: No such file or directory

from the wound a lovely flower grew/from somewhere deep inside

ftar, awk, awk, yacc, grep, go BERKELEY!

full of broken thoughts i cannot repair.