This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

G'Kar, My shoes are too tight. --Londo

G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*-lin* n*w!

GARIBALDI! --Ivanova.

GIGO: Garbage In, Garbage Out

GNU: The opposite of old.

GOD ERROR #01 -Universe 98% full. Delete EARTH.SYS (Y/N)

GOD gave us FREE WILL to choose....not to be intimidated!

GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer

GRAVITY: Not just a good idea ... its the law!

GROWING OLD is Mandatory: GROWING UP is Optional.

GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR!

GUI? FUI! UNIX prompt forever!

GUN CONTROL: Protect criminals from work related injuries!

GURU: One who knows more jargon than you.

Gaffa tape is like the force; It has a light side and a dark side.

Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans.

Galileo and Copernicus were wrong. The world revolves around ME.

Game over. Ship exploded due to pepperoni flung into exhaust pipe.

Games? Did someone say 'games'? --Q

Gangs don't kill people with legally purchased guns.

Gangway...Any street in Los Angeles.

Garfield, what are you going to do today? DO? You're a funny guy.

Garfield: Cute rots the Intellect

Garibaldi! You're a dead man! --Ivanova.

Garibaldi: Don't do anything stupid. Sheridan: Too late.

Gates of Borg: Anti-trust laws are irrelevant.

Gates of Borg: Resistance is futile. You WILL use Windows 95.

Gene Roddenberry showed us the future...Make It So!

General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h.

General Error Reading Drive A: Please Insert 25 Cents.

General Failure Reading Phone Bill! ([I]gnore,[B]orrow,[G]et Cut Off)?

General Failure is the direct supervisor of Major Disaster.

General stupidity error reading drive C

General, prepare your troops for a surface attack. --Darth Vader

Generally speaking, it's dangerous to generalize.

Genes, the splice of life!

Genius and money seldom mix. --Farid

Genius is the capacity of evading hard work. --Hubbard

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes.

Geology: The study of big rocks, little rocks and dirt.

Geordi Burger: You need a special visor to be able to see it.

Geordi, I cannot stun my cat. --Data

Geordi, how can you call _this_ an engine room? --Scotty

Geordi, put down those windows disks. Geordi, GEORDI! --Data

George Burns has proved that 10 cigars a day enhances longevity!!

George Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile.

George Orwell was a naive optimist!

Geraldo of Borg: Next, brothers who assimilate sisters...

Germans are such a cruel and inhuman race, they've no word for fluffy.

Germany and Japan won World War II (economically)

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

Get $50 for bail! Fifty bucks?! What'd you do? Kill a judge?

Get 'em by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow.

Get A Life? From which URL can I download one?

Get Gun, Shoot Airplane, Turn Off Lights, Go To Bed..

Get US out of the United Nations!

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye...

Get a life... Re-boot your brain.

Get a taste of a true religion... Lick a witch!

Get a taste of censorship, bite a feminizt!

Get a taste of politics... bite your Congressman ;*)

Get a taste of religion. Eat a missionary.

Get back. Get back. Get back to the Alpha Quadrant.

Get gun. Shoot computer. Find corner chair. Read book.

Get lost... If you can't do that, try Autoroute. ;-)

Get more out of Windows. Don't use it!

Get out of my reality!

Get stoned! Drink wet cement!

Get that PC off my bridge, Number One.

Get the Legion Of Doom on Iraq's computers!

Get the cheese to sickbay! --B'Elanna Torres

Get the facts first, THEN panic!

Get the facts first. You can distort them later.

Get the government before it gets AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Get the hell off my subspace channels! --Sisko

Get thee behind me Satan. I was here first.

Get thee behind me, Satan! You push, I'll steer...

Get them by the balls. Their hearts and minds will follow

Get unstuck, and continue the briefing --Picard

Get your QWKs on Route 66!

Get your kicks...

Get your programs for nuthin' and GIFs for free.

Gets my blood boiling just imagining your warm caresses...

Getting a second chance... to make the same mistakes!

Getting old is mandatory... growing up is optional.

Girl's suck, until you ask them to.

Girlfriend pregnant. (M)arry, (I)gnore, (A)bort, (L)eave town?

Girls are like leaves: the older they get, the easier to start a fire.

Girls got balls. They're higher up, that's all.

Girls with guitars...she wasn't any debutante.

Give Bosnia back to the Irish.

Give Masochists a fair crack of the whip.

Give Windoze the 3-finger salute ALT-CNT-DEL

Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.

Give a skeptic an inch and he'll measure it.

Give a woman an inch and she'll try to park a car in it.

Give a woman an inch... and you better follow it with eight more!

Give me Liberty, or Give me Death. --Patrick Henry, 1775

Give me a lever big enough, and I will move the world. --Sheridan

Give me a lever long enough, and a place to stand, and I'll break my lever.

Give me an example of pro and con. Progress and Congress.

Give me break, Ofc. I'm a distant cousin of your 3rd grade teacher.

Give me freedom or give me death! No! Wait! AAIIEEEEEE

Give me liberty, not equality

Give me liberty, or give me Kes... On second thought, just give me Kes.

Give me two personal pronouns. "Who? Me?". Correct. --Monty Python

Give me water, and I'll burn it up

Give thanks to the Lord because He is good... at nothing!

Give the elders their due, or they will kill you. --Wisetongue

Give up all hope, ye who argues with a woman. --Farid Hajji.

Give war a chance.

Give your computer some air: Rip out its Windows!

Give your wife plastic surgery. Cut up her credit cards

Give! Support the helpless victims of computer error.

Given a conflict, Murphy's Law supersedes Newtons's Laws.

Given an open book exam, you'd forget the book.

Given any problem containing N equations, There will be n+1 unknowns.

Given enough time, even the unlikely happens.

Giving money to Government is like giving drugs to addicts

Glad to be of help/service. In lawyer talk, that will be $500.00.

Glennis "I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk"

Glennis has a few tiles missing from his Space Shuttle.

Glob thinkally, loc actally

Global Thermonuclear War... Game in Progress.

Glory to the Goddess, by all her names, known and unknown!

Gnats can drive you gnuts!

Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot.

Go Armed, Go Safe

Go Away! I have an Assault Modem and I know how to use it!

Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL.

Go FORTH, young man, and C all that you C-ANSI...

Go For It!

Go Forth and Backup!

Go Lemmings, Go!!!

Go ahead, blame Q if it makes you feel any better. --Q

Go ahead, jump. 1,000,000 lemmings can't all be wrong.

Go ahead, take my advice; I don't use it anyway......

Go back to your HUMANS... You are now outcast. --Grey Council.

Go like a rat up a rhododendron

Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.

Go not to the machines for counsel, for they will say both 0 and 1.

Go relocate to a theological place of eternal punishment.

Go shopping. Buy Stuff. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

Go tell it to the Marines! Those guys will believe ANYTHING!

Go the extra mile to prove them wrong.

Go thou and sin more creatively next time.

Go to Warp 5, Mister LaForge. Aye sir, full impulse. OOPS!

Go to hell. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt!

Go to her door and beg like a human --Worf

Go where no man has gone before! The ladies Bathroom!

Go, Go! Escargot! (Hey, the turtle's catching you!)

Go, Lemmings, Go!

God & I take little notice of each other except on important occassions.

God I can stand; it's the fan club that I hate.

God I hate being right all of the time.

God Money's not concerned about the sick among the pure.

God Zilla! that's asking too much!

God always remembers where we are. (Computer, locate Mr. Smith...)

God always remembers where we are... for we are in Holodeck 4.

God answers all prayers. Mostly, the answer is No.

God bless the rich... without whom I wouldn't have a job!!!

God blessed Texas with his own hands...

God can't alter history, so he created historians.

God choose our relatives, Thank goodness we can pick our friends.

God corrected her first mistake by creating Eve.

God created Adam first so he'd have a chance to talk.

God created cats so that men could learn to understand women!

God created dogs to give cats something to laugh at!

God created man, Colonel Colt made them equal!

God created man; man, being courteous, returned the favor.

God created men because dogs won't take out the trash.

God created silk so women could be naked when fully clothed.

God created the integers. The rest is the work of mathematicians.

God created the universe... but can He produce witnesses?

God created women only to tame men. --Voltaire.

God creates.....Jesus saves.....Death collects.....

God didn't call them The Ten Suggestions!

God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.

God didn't not play dice with the universe. --Einstein

God didnt document life, why should Microsoft document DOS.

God exists because it was necessary for people to invent him.

God favors fools, children and ships named Enterprise

God fights on the side with the heaviest artillery.

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.

God gave you a brain, not a bible!

God has Alzheimer's disease; he's forgotten that we exist

God has a sense of humor... She made men didn't she?

God has always been hard on the poor.

God has no religion. --Gandhi

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

God invented dogs to give cats something to scratch at!

God is Dead. --Nietzsche ... Nietzsche is Dead. --God

God is Love...Love is Blind...so Ray Charles is God?

God is a Republican; Santa Claus is a Democrat.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. --Voltaire

God is alive, and She has PMS!

God is coming and boy is SHE ticked!

God is coming, and is She pissed!

God is dead and 50,000 social workers have taken His place.

God is dead and I want His job.

God is in the source code.

God is more interested in inner grace then in outer space.

God is not dead; S/He just doesn't give a s**t.

God is real, unless declared integer.

God is the source of all code.

God is the ultimate Superuser.

God isn't dead, he just can't find a parking place!

God isn't dead, it's just Windows hangin' again!

God knows our real needs and is working (not really hard) to meet them.

God loves even broccoli.

God loves you and he is going to send you to Hell.

God made a few perfect people, the rest are right-handed.

God made cockroaches, Ma Bell made Lost Carriers

God made everything out of nothing, but it shows through.

God made farts smell so the deaf could also enjoy them.

God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.

God made the first garden, Cain the first city.

God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.

God made women. Men evolved from monkeys.

God made wrinkles to show where smiles have been.

God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean. --Albert Einstein

God may have a last name but I'm sure it's not "Damn It".

God must love stupid people, She made so many of them.

God must mean males to be superior. Every prayer ends with "Ah! Men!"

God needs immortality to vindicate his ways to man. --W. Somerset Maugham

God owes an apology to Sodom and Gomorrah.

God put drugs on this planet to assist and speed up the evolutionary process.

God reports the world shall end and 10:30 o'clock... Pics at 11.

God said "ATDT911" and there was CONNECT.

God said "Let Chandrasekhar be"... and all had it's limits.

God said "Let Einstein be"... and all was relative.

God said "Let Heisenberg be"... and all was uncertain.

God said "Let Ohm be"... and all resisted thereafter.

God said "Let there be Cats!" and was promptly ignored.

God said "Let there be crap!" and Microsoft Products appeared.

God save the screen!

God sent Jesus because he was too lazy to do it himself.

God shave the Queen!

God speaks to us through line noise.

God spelled backwards is dog. What does that mean?

God too has his hell: that is his love of man. --Nietzsche

God wanted the morning to start at 12:00 but something went wrong....

God wanted. Must be immortal. Omniscience not required. Will train.

God will forgive me, that is his business. --Heine

God's Laws may have loopholes too!

God's a busy man. --Kirk

God's code is the Source.

God's existence will be proven when adequate funding is provided.

God's last name is not "dammit."

God, in creating men, overestimated his ability.

God, the Government, the Law and the Courts operate in mysterious ways

God: What one human uses to persecute another.

God: n, See Mythology, Fiction, Fables and Fantasy.

Godspeed = 186,000 miles/second.

Goebbels Law: Tell a lie loud & long enough and people will believe it

Going back into Stealth Cloaked Very Hidden Lurk mode

Going out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Going through life pushing doors marked "Pull"...

Going to Hell after I die would be redundant.

Going where no clusters have gone before.

Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules.

Golf players never die, they just loose their balls.

Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility.

Gone Chopin with Mendel's son; be Bach in a minuet.

Gone Chopin, Bach in a minute.

Gone Chopin, be Bach in a minute!

Gone Chopin, have Liszt, will be Bach in a minuet.

Gone are the days we stopped to decide.. we just ride..

Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message

Gone to work, Back in 10 minutes.

Gonetofarometer: [........]....../......Any questions?

Good Advice #37: Let the Wookie win

Good Girls go to Heaven, Bad Girls go Everywhere.

Good Idea: stopping to smell the roses. Bad Idea: stopping to feel them.

Good MOOOOOOOORNING, Viet-NAAAAAM!!! --Robin Williams

Good aim means never having to say you're sorry.

Good cooking takes time.

Good day for flying but bad day for landings....

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad ones

Good education is the essential foundation of a strong democracy.

Good fences make good neighbors.

Good fortune will find you, providing you gave directions.

Good generally conquers evil. Unless, of course, good is stupid.

Good girl: "Good morning, God!" ... Bad girl: "Good God! Morning!"

Good girls get Heaven; Bad girls, the world.

Good girls keep diaries; bad girls rarely have the time.

Good gun control is when you hit what you were aiming at.

Good guys always win and get the girl.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.

Good is not good enough where better is expected. --Thomas Fuller

Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.

Good luck and keep trying.

Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.

Good luck, Mr. Sisko. --Picard

Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse.

Good morning. I'd like to have an argument, please. --Monty Python

Good morning: The ultimate oxymoron

Good musicians execute their music. Bad ones murder it.

Good ole Psi Corps. All the moral fiber of Jack the Ripper. --Ivanova

Good one, Worf! Ate any good books lately? --Q

Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.

Good research is *always* profitable. --Heinlein

Good resolutions are like college girls: easy to make, hard to keep.

Good thing I'm blond, nobody notices my gray hairs.

Good things come in small packages.

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Good try. Nine out of ten for effort --Picard

Good will is a weapon against which there is no defense.

Good women are hard to find, specially if you don't look!

Good words are their own reward.

Good words to live by. DON'T PANIC! --Douglas Adams

Good, I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay --Picard

Good, good, good... Not good --Ivanova

Good. What is this place? --Kosh.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas". Bad: For real.

Goodbye cruel world, I'm leaving you today --Pink Floyd

Goofy -- [adj.] 1) strange, unusual [See also: Ross Perot]

Gooooooooooood Mooooooooorning Iraaaaaaaaaq!

Gooooooooooood Mooooooooorning Seeeeeeerbiaaa!

Gordian Knot Lock Co.

Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro 6.02 x 10^23 ...

Got a joke that will make your hair fall out...oh, already heard it.

Got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it.

Got a life. Didn't like it. Traded it for RAM.

Got a mind like a steel trap: rusty & banned in 19 states

Got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.

Got a seatbelt on my computer chair... no more ROTFL!!

Got him with my ASCII gun! Right through the monitor!

Got lost. Flew to Phoenix. Got attacked. Gonna die. --Crow.

Got my Uzi, got some Scotch...let's go to Disneyland! --Janier

Got the mental agility of a soap dish.

Got to go, the dinner's fighting and the kids are burning. --Pearl

Got yourself mixed up in another time paradox, Janeway?

Gotta go, the cat and kids are too quiet.

Gotta go... UPS is here with the sleep I ordered.

Goulash is one of only three foods that tastes the same as it sounds.

Gov't can't re-course the ship, it adjusts the compass.

Gov't is an association that does violence to the rest. --Tolstoy

Government DOS: Command or file name being studied

Government Denies Knowledge. --X-Files.

Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all.

Government Rule #1: Let No Good Deed Go Unpunished!

Government Syndrome: Unatural fear of armed law-abiding citizens.

Government Waste: any money not spent in your own district.

Government can only give money which it takes away.

Government cannot give freedom. It can only take it away.

Government is not the solution, it's the problem.

Government is the only known enemy of intelligent life.

Government is your servant. Don't let it be your master!

Government makes money the old-fashioned way... steal it!

Government that governs least governs best!

Government: You make it, we take it.

Government: the only vessel that leaks from the top.

Government: we can't do that, it makes too much sense.

Governments never disarm themselves, only their slaves.

Gowron has been re-writing Klingon history. --Worf

Grab 'em by the short hair, get a sex harrassment suit!

Graffiti was Mussolini's Secretary of Defense

Grammar Rule #26: Take the bull by the hand and don't mix metaphors.

Grammar for the '90's: Bad. Worse. WINDOWS.

Grandpa tribble with hearing aid: *?

Granny Smith... the Mother of all Apple computers.

Grape: Uninteresting larval stage of wine.

Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown.

Grass is always greener before you smoke it.

Grass is always greener on the other side.

Gravity always gets me down.

Gravity doesn't exist; the earth sucks.

Gravity is a harsh mistress! --The Tick

Gravity is directly proportional to the number of apples falling.

Gravity is most noticeable in Autumn, when apples fall off trees

Gravity is not just a good idea... it's the law!

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.

Great Cubes Of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis

Great Lies #2: Engineering will have it tomorrow.

Great Lies #3: All you have to do is plug it in.

Great Lies #4: Sure, the program works. Trust me!

Great Lover: A man who can breathe through his ears.

Great and good are seldom the same man. --Thomas Fuller

Great car Riker, but can it do the Picard Maneuver??

Great compassion is the root of all forms of worship.

Great eaters know it's the amount that counts. --Garfield

Great love and great achievements involve great risk!

Great stereo system with Dilithium-powered woofers?

Great warrior? War does not make one great. --Yoda

Great wisdom comes from silence.

Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing.

Greed rules in a nation of fools.

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

Green Apple Quick Step...an Apple computer 'core dump'.

Green House theory proved wrong, Hot air due to heavy bean eating.

Greetings from a former fetus!

Greetings from beyond the edge.

Greetings from the Acme Explosives and Infernal Devices Comapny!

Greetings, Tim the Enchanter. --Arthur

Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated.

Grouchy programmers never die, they just recurse.

Ground Control, give me the number for 911.

Ground Control, trace this call and tell me where I am.

Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard!

Grow some hair, Picard. Your brains must be getting cold. --Q

Growl for me Worf, let me know you still care. --Q

Gruber's Law #3: If you can be intimidated, you will be.

Guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.

Guaranteed by the Frobozz Magic Grue Repellant Company.

Guard! Guard! Get this hacker off my board.

Guard! Guard! There is a dead thief in my room.

Guards! Stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave until I get back. --M. Python

Guess I'll have to try a stronger magnet.

Guess all in all, she took it like a man.

Guess it's time for Plan B, huh?

Guess what I made for dinner? Reservations!

Guess who's coming to dinner. --Chekov, refering to Klingons

Guessing is not in my nature, doctor --Spock, ST IV, The Voyage Home

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

Guidance: See under Advice. Advice: See under Guidance.

Guillotine: A French chopping center.

Guilty? Give 'em cell walls. Insane? Put padding on them!

Guinan is Yoda on stilts. Yoda is Kermit on drugs.

Guinan, can you make me a Pangalactic Gargleblaster?

Guinan... Is that your name now? --Q

Guitarist at large! Lock up your daughters

Gump of Borg: Life is like a box of assimilation...

Gump of Borg: You will all be assimilated like a Box of Chocolates.

Gun Control = Victim Disarmament!

Gun Control Laws make honest citizens helpless and defenseless.

Gun Control is being able to put 2 bullets through the same hole

Gun Control will work when criminals obey the law.

Gun Control works, ask any Communist Country!

Gun Control: Government dentists pulling your "teeth of freedom"!

Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.

Gun Control: Those who have the guns have the control!

Gun Owners are Citizens. All Others are Subjects.

Gun collection programs are a good way to get rid of a murder weapon.

Gun control "protects" you from being able to shoot back.

Gun control is hazardous to your freedom!

Gun control laws protect violent criminals.

Gun control protects criminals from work related injuries!

Gun control: Federally sanctioned suicide.

Gun control: unilateral victim disarmament!

Gun free zones are free for crime zones.

Gun owners are the Jews of the 90's in a fascist America.

Gun registration??! How about registering gang members instead!!

Gun's don't kill people... Class 2 phasers do!

Guns cause crime like Freedom of Speech causes lies.

Guns cause crime like Seat Belts cause accidents!

Guns cause crime like pencils cause misspelled words!

Guns don't kill people .. unless you throw them real hard.

Guns don't kill people, kinetic energy does. Let's ban it!

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people! --Sledge Hammer

Guns don't kill, abortion protestors do.

Guns don't kill... Fast moving lead projectiles do!

Guru Meditation #8100000B.466F6F21

Guru secret: add GPFs=OFF to your Config.sys Windows Installed -

Guru: One who knows more jargon than you.

Guru: [n] A computer owner who can read the manual.

get your kicks, on Route 66

grep..grep..grep... (A frog w/UNIX stuck in his throat)