This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

JABBA - ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sex

JABBA - AFAIK: As Far As I Know

JABBA - BION: Believe It Or Not

JABBA - CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today

JABBA - DLG: Devilish Little Grin

JABBA - FUBAR: Fouled up beyond all repair

JABBA - GAFIA: Get Away From It All

JABBA - GIGO: Garbage in, garbage out.

JABBA - KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid

JABBA - LLAP: Live Long and Prosper

JABBA - LOL: Laughing Out Loud

JABBA - TANJ: There Ain't No Justice

JABBA - TANSTAAFL: There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

JABBA - WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get

JABBA - WYTYSYDG: What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get

JABBA: Just Another Brain-Boggling Acronymn

JESUS IS COMING soon to a theater near you.

JESUS SAVES (By clipping coupons and shopping wisely)

JESUS SAVES (but Norton does backups)

JESUS SAVES but Moses invests.

JFK shot first! Lee Harvey Oswald was just defending himself.

JLP: Jump and Lose Pointer

JNL: Jump when programmer is Not Looking

JPEG: a GIF corruption utility (virus?)

JRL: Jump to Random Location

JRSR: Jump to Random SubRoutine

JSC: Jump on System Crash

JSP: Jump on Sexy Programmer

JUMP! 7 million lemmings can't be wrong.

JURY: 12 people of average ignorance.

JURY: 12 people who determine which side has the better lawyer.

JWN: Jump When Necessary

Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die. --Luke

Jack is nimble, Jack is quick, but Jill prefers the candlestick.

Jadzia Dax: No Julian, you CAN'T see if the spots go all the way down.

Jadzia of Borg: NO Julian I will not assimilate you!

James Borg 007 - CubeRaker.

James Borg 007 - Cybernetics are Forever.

James Borg 007 - The Borg Who Loved Me

James Borg 007 - The Man with the Golden Borg.

James Borg 007 - You only Assimilate Twice.

James Dixon was seduced by the Quark side of the Force: Latinum.

James Dixon, his mind closed, his mouth open.

James T. Dundee: That's not a phaser. THIS is a phaser.

Janet Reno is "Big Sister!"

Janeway of Borg: "You'll be assimilated, or face deadly force!"

Janeway: Doesn't need Q to tell her when a gas cloud is a lifeform.

Janeway: Only a FEMALE captain could actually ADMIT she's lost.

Janis Joplin didn't die for our sins, she died from Heroin.

Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.

Jealousy is the injured lover's hell.

Jean Luc, I'm in control now, and you may address me as MISTRESS Troi.

Jedi Knight Geordi... May LaForge be with you!

Jedi Knights don't wait fifteen years for a sequel.

Jefferson Darcy... male gigolo. Marcy Darcy... female impersonator.

Jehovah Witnesses of BORG: We just Assimilate you for a few minutes?

Jehovah's Witness Relocation Program Director

Jeordi to the Bridge! Data is being formatted!!

Jesus Saves. Moses invests. Feminizts just steal..

Jesus Not Only Saves, He also Makes Backups Frequently!

Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.

Jesus chased out the tax collectors; he missed here!

Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Jesus is coming. Look busy!

Jesus isn't coming? May I suggest... A BLOWJOB?

Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.

Jesus lives! Damn, there go our Easter holidays...

Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.

Jesus of Borg: This day shall ye be with me in the collective!

Jesus saves sinners, and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes!

Jesus saves souls... in case he's hungry later.

Jesus saves! He passes to Moses.. He shoots! He SCORES!

Jesus saves! He then runs 50 yards for a touchdown.

Jesus saves, pases to Moses, shoots, Ohh, bad luck!

Jesus saves. Moses invests. But only Buddha pays dividends.

Jesus saves... He shops at Walmart!

Jesus to his followers: "You did WHAT in my name?!?"

Jesus walked on water. Matt.14:25 Elvis surfed. Blue Hawaii 1965

Jesus was killed by a Moral Majority.

Jesus, Drop that cross again and you're out of the parade!

Jesus, save me from your followers.

Jesus: He died so I MIGHT live? He was a lousy negotiator!

Jet engine: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow. Sound familiar?

Jewish Dilema: FREE HAM

Jews have big noses because air is free?

Jim Beam up, Scotchy!

Jim he's dead. I'll take his wallet you get his phaser, Bones.

Jim watches in amazement as Spock's ears sprout broccoli.

Jim! Scotty's snorted the dilithium crystals again...

Jimmy Carter is no longer the worst President we've ever had.

Joan of Arc is dead... long live Joan of .ZIP!!!

Joan of Arc quit smoking in 1431.

Job Placement, n.: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.

Job not found: (A)bort (R)etry (W)elfare

Job opening; native-born Esperanto speakers only.

Jobs are delegated to the person who understands them the least.

Joe's crematorium u kill'em we grill'em!

Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger: "I'll be Bach..."

John Lennon of Borg: Imagine there's no assimilation...

John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present.

John's Tagcrafters: taglines repaired in about an hour.

Join FIDO and insult 'em before they become friends.

Join a militia and serve the US, join the Army and serve the UN...

Join me in my quest for world domination.

Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son. --Vader

Join the NTA: The National Tagline Association

Join the few, the proud, the truly weird.

Join the war against violence!

Jolan tru, Qapla'!, Live Long & Prosper, Sayonara, etc.

Journalism is literature in a hurry. --Matthew Arnold

Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you are at it.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Judas was a low, mean premature Congressman. --Twain

Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.

Judge not, lest ye be judged incompetent by the world.

Judge people by what they are, not where they are.

Judgement comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgement.

Jumbo Shrimp?

Jump high and you will see the mountain little mouse

Jumpers die of deceleration trauma.

Jungle manners: First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.

Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Junk will accumulate to overflow space provided for it.

Junk: Stuff we throw away. Stuff: Junk we keep.

Jurassic Pork: (n) see Gabor, Zsa Zsa

Jury (n): 12 persons who decide who has the best lawyer.

Jury: a group of twelve people of average ignorance.

Just Cube It! --Borg commercial.

Just a 2 bit programmer on a 32 bit machine.

Just a harmless little fuzzball.

Just a hitchiker on the information superhighway.

Just a puppet who can see the strings.

Just a speedbump on the Information Superhighway...

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the strychnine go down...

Just a teeny bit cynical and insulting.

Just a thought. Hope to be more coherent when I wake up.

Just a virtual machine, in a virtual world.

Just another random quote.

Just answer one question, Starfleet. *Where* is *here*? --Torres

Just because Al's paranoid doesn't mean that we're not out to get him.

Just because it isn't real doesn't mean it can't kill you!

Just because it worked doesn't mean it works.

Just because it's a mild night doesn't mean dark forces aren't abroad.

Just because it's dead doesn't mean it can't move.

Just because they have uniforms doesn't mean they're sane.

Just because you're female doesn't mean you aren't sexist.

Just call me Cleopatra... I'm Queen of Denial.

Just cashed my reality check, and I'm still broke.

Just change the gravitational constant of the universe! --Q

Just don't Stand There! God's a Busy Man --Kirk

Just drink your prune juice. --Guinan to Worf

Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Just enough brains to be a dangerous idiot.

Just exactly what kind of sick, sadistic game did you have in mind?

Just give me 5 seconds with the IRS computer and an EMP generator!

Just give me the coffee, and no one will get hurt.

Just got a call from Godot. He says he'll be late.

Just got pulled over by the LAPD and boy am I beat.

Just hold this up like this, and wait for the lightning OK?

Just how is it that a hologram is going bald anyways?

Just how many 30th-level evil wizards are there in this village?

Just how much justice can you afford? --Londo

Just imagine a Marine with a flame thrower and PMS!

Just one more code fix and then I'll go to bed... zzz

Just one more compile and I'll come to bed...

Just one term turns an honest man into a politician.

Just one word. He said, 'Yes'. --Lennier.

Just pretend it's a VAX.

Just print up some money and pay off the deficit.

Just remember that Al Bundy is a shoe salesman.

Just remember, being dead is no excuse for missing school

Just remember, some times the dragon wins. Correction: Most Times.

Just remember: Your weapon was built by the lowest possible bidder

Just say "YES!" to girls in hardsuits...

Just say NO to Microsoft

Just say NO! to Micro$oft Windows.

Just say no to sex with pro-lifers!

Just say yes to girls in hardsuits

Just send my paycheck to MasterCard or VISA.

Just sitting here idling like a time bomb!

Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

Just stay away from those products from ACME, Mr. Coyote.

Just under the surface lie riches untold.

Just what God needs, one more victim.

Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?

Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?

Just when I thought all my feelings had died...

Just when you find out life's a bitch, it has puppies.

Just when you idiot-proof it, along comes a better idiot.

Just when you start having fun, they send in the lawyers

Just when you think it's hopelessly broken, it works.

Just when you think you have it bug free bug free bug free bug free...

Just who is this General Failure, and why is he reading my drive?

Justice delayed is justice denied.

Justice is bright red and trickles from the edge of my sword.

Justice may be blind, but she can be bought.

Justice, n.: A decision in your favor.