This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

KEYBOARD (n.): A device for entering errors into a computer.

KGB is dead. IRS is Alive. RUSSIA Wins!

Kaptin! Thuh spel cheker kanna tayk muhch mor ov thiss!!

Keep Canada Beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.

Keep Canada beautiful. Properly dispose of your lawyer.

Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!

Keep London tidy, eat a pigeon.

Keep Uranus Clean!

Keep a clear head and always carry a lightbulb.

Keep a firefighter warm in winter. Take him to bed.

Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time.

Keep cool, stand in front of an open refrigerator.

Keep hands off secretary's reproducing equipment.

Keep hope alive.

Keep it as simple as possible, but no simpler. --Einstein

Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Keep one foot in the past when searching for the future.

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

Keep the Government out of public data encryption.

Keep the books, burn the censors.

Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.

Keep your hands off the secretary's reproduction equipment.

Keep your hands on the keyboard...

Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them.

Keeping freedom safe from democracy.

Keiko, you have dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth. --Worf

Kenobi of Borg: 'Luke, use the assimilator.'

Kenobi of Borg: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side of the Force.

Keptin! An inwisible moderator decloaking!

Keptin, our komputer vas inficted vith the Vindows wirus!

Kermit the frog meets Xmodem the bird...

Kernel panic: Nut lose in operator's chair.

Kernel panic: unable to mount root.

Keyboard Count Down: !) ( * & ^ % $ # @ ! )...CONNECTED at !$$)) bps.

Keyboard Error: Think F1 to continue.

Keyboard Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition: Keyboard FUBAR.

Keyboard error: Wiggle mouse to continue.

Keyboard not responding: Terminal Illness.

Keyboard sticky. Delete children [y/n]?

Keyboard: Device for entering errors into a computer.

Keyboard? How quaint. --Scotty

Keyboards at the KGB have no 'Escape' key...

Kid's loyalty turns on a dime.

Kids(tm) A product of Humanity, Inc. Intelligence not included.

Kids: They're not sleeping, they're recharging!

Kill a lawyer before it mutates into a politician!

Kill a lawyer, before it goes into politics!

Kill the extremists.

Kill the lawyers first.

Kill two birds with one stone? What happened to shotguns?

Killed his wife 'cause she weighs a ton! --Al Bundy

Killer on the road... --The Doors

Killing time takes practice.

Kim of Borg: "They taught us about assimilating at the academy."

Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life!

King Arthur ran the first Knight club.

King Roland to Lone Star... --Spaceballs

King of Kings, and Lord of all the earth.

Kira gets the bed, I'll take the couch, Odo can have the sink.

Kira shouted, "Get away from me! I said grab THE Orbs, not MY orbs!"

Kira, her eyes weeping. Dex, his arms comforting.

Kira, her towel open. Quark, his jaw dislocated.

KiraDOS v6.22: (A)bort (R)etry (B)eat the Crap Out of It

Kirk never hired an engineer with punk glasses.

Kirk never went anywhere without a whole bunch of guys in red shirts.

Kirk never wore green tights and frolicked in Sherwood Forest.

Kirk once fought a Greek god. And won. Remember that.

Kirk says "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?"

Kirk to Enterprise - beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack.

Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise! Shit! It's BUSY!

Kirk to Picard: "Did we do it? Did we make a difference?"

Kirk would never let his chief of security wear a ponytail.

Kirk would never waste a holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.

Kirk would personally throw Wesley off the bridge.

Kirk's bridge is not beige.

Kirk's name is hated throughout the galaxy.

Kirk, Janeway, & Sisko : The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly.

Kirk, is that a Tribble on your head or a new toupee? --Spock

Kirk: "Set phasers on caress."

Kiss a pig, hug a swine. Some of them are good friends of mine.

Kiss your keyboard goodbye!

Kissed by the muse and then kicked in the ass...

Kissing girls is a goodness. It beats hell out of card games.

Kissing may be the language of love but money still does the talking.

KlinDOS: Dishonorable command or filename. Challenge it (Y/N)?

KlinDOS: Strike any user to continue

Klingon Prayer: "Let us prey...."

Klingon Prime Directive: Shoot it!

Klingon RoA #27: Money corrupts. Kill your rich business associates.

Klingon justice is a unique point of view. --Sarek

Klingon males do not roar. The females roar. --Worf

Klingon sons, you killed my bastard! no, waitaminute...

Klingon torture device: 5,000 tribbles and one chocolate bar.

Klingon/Betazoid woman: A bitch that knows everything.

Klingons appreciate strong women. --Worf

Klingons are not merry men or women, but we are even-tempered.

Klingons choose their friends very carefully. --Guinan

Klingons do *not* read taglines!

Klingons do NOT procrastinate! It is a...TACTICAL delay! --Worf

Klingons only fart in airlocks.

Klingons who have no honor... on the next Oprah.

Klondyke: A Lesbian Eskimo.

Kludge: (v., adj., or n.) to fix a program in the usual way.

Know God, know fear. No God, no fear.

Know Thy User.

Know how Clinton sits upright with no spine? That is Hillary's ARM!

Know new taxes! says President Clinton...

Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.

Know what I like about Windows? NOTHING!

Know when to code 'em, know when to modem.

Know when to fight and when to run.

Know when to keep silent.

Know why divorce is so expensive? It's WORTH it!

Know why farts smell? So's deaf people can enjoy 'em, too.

Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. --Lao Tzu

Knowledge by gender, jerk. --Susan Ivanova.

Knowledge can cure ignorance, but intelligence cannot cure stupidity.

Knowledge is knowing that you don't know.

Knowledge is power if you know about the right person.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Hmm....

Knowledge is power. (now, where do I plug it in.....?)

Knowledge should be free to all!

Known to be addictive.

Knows how to drive a man right back to being a child.

Kore, Mother of Charms, Letters and Carnivals.

Korea II, Coming Soon to a "Theater" Near You!

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Kryptonite cross: Keep Dracula *and* Superman away!

Ku Klux Klanners do it under the sheets.

Kwisatz Haderach, give a dog a bone! This old man came rolling home!