This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

LAPD: the good, the bad, and the acquitted.

LESSONS LEARNED #1: Never hire a President with hair.

LIA: Load Ineffective Address

LIFE: A Sexually Transmitted Disease With 100% Mortality Rate...

LISP and learn.

LISP hackers do it with rplacd.

LISP programmers do it without unexpected side effects.

LISP: Lost In Silly Parentheses.

LISP: To call a spade a thpade.

LOGIC(n): 1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6

LOTTERY: Just a tax on people who are poor at math.

LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL! $9.95 for info.

LOVE knows how to say, I forgive you!

LOVE: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

LPRTC: Load Program counter from Real Time Clock

LRD: Load Random Data

LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.

LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.

LSD: virtual reality without the expensive hardware!

LaForge of Borg: I will assimilate books.

Lab Law #1: Hot glass looks just like cold glass

Lab Law #3: Do *not* slice sodium near a sink with 2cm of water.

Lab Law #4: Do *not* use an open flame to test a Bunsen burner.

Lab Law #5: Hydrochloric acid looks just like water.

Lab Law #6: Carbon monoxide doesn't smell like anything. Be careful.

Lab Law #7: In a ballon, hydrogen looks just like helium.

Labia majora: The curly gates.

Lack of Communication: The Root of Poor Relationships.

Lack of money is the root of all evil. --Mark Twain

Lack of planning does not constitute an emergency.

Lack of sex leads to depression; extreme cases can lead to religion.

Lack of skill dictates economy of style.

Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.

Ladies & Gentlemen, The Presidents of the United States: Billary Clinton

Ladies Anarchist Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society.

Ladies Wanted! ALL Positions. Will train!

Ladies beware; I know Tongue Fu!

Ladies of leisure, with their eyes on the back roads...

Ladies please keep (.)(.) off the bar.

Ladies' Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society.

Ladies, it's ok to laugh in the bedroom, but don't point.

Lady Justice Blindfold: Hates to see lawyers make deals.

Lady Luck is a sick twisted bitch!

Lady of the Knight.

Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!

Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball.

Lady with dress up run faster than man with pants down.

Lamers need not reply.

Lancelot of Borg : Resistance is feudal.

Lancelot, Knight of the Internet. Will cure virgins for food.

Land of Night (and high electric bills).

Land of the Single Entendre...

Land shark: the cleverest species of them all.

Landing. Please return Stewardesses to upright position.

Landlords do it every month.

Lando's not a system, he's a man. --Han Solo

Landru! Guide us! --ST:TOS

Language is a human virus from outer space.

Language is a means by which mistakes are propagated.

Language: A system of organizing and defining syntax errors.

Languages that don't have separate genders are sexist!

Lao-tze of Borg. Be like water. Water does not resist.

Lap Dancing Could be Dangerous with High Heels!...

Lap-Top: Smaller and lighter than the average secretary.

Laptop computers are okay, but I would prefer my secretary back.

Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.

Laser printer on stun, Mr. Worf.

Last 2 words of the national anthem: PLAY BALL!

Last Chance, No Taglines, Next Five Messages.

Last Words of Schroedinger's Cat: "MEOW!"

Last Words: "I went here few years ago. That bridge is perfectly safe"

Last Words: "What if I hit this button..."

Last act of defiance...

Last minute is always the most productive!

Last thing I remember was this sexy redhead with a whip.

Last words of Bill Gates at execution "Damn, that Windows 95."

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

Last year I was 39. This year I'm 3A.

Latest Blonde Invention: Ejector seats for Helicopter Pilots.

Latest Blonde Invention: The Cordless Bungee.

Latest word from Microsoft about Windows: "April Fool!"

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

Laugh when you can; cry when you must.

Laughter is the Goddess's hand on the shoulder of a troubled world.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Law is the second oldest profession.

Law of Combat: 5 second grenade fuses will burn down in 3 seconds.

Law of Combat: Automatic weapons... aren't.

Law of Combat: Don't look conspicuous... it draws fire.

Law of Combat: Fortify your front, and you'll get your rear shot up.

Law of Combat: Friendly fire... isn't!

Law of Combat: If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid.

Law of Combat: If short of everything but enemy, you're in combat zone.

Law of Combat: If the enemy can't get in, you can't get out.

Law of Combat: If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Law of Combat: If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

Law of Combat: If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Law of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.

Law of Combat: Interchangable parts... won't!

Law of Combat: Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Law of Combat: Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.

Law of Combat: No battle plan survives contact with the enemy.

Law of Combat: The best armor is to keep out of range.

Law of Combat: The easy way is always mined.

Law of Combat: The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack.

Law of Combat: The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.

Law of Combat: Tracers work both ways.

Law of Combat: Try to look unimportant... they may be low on ammo.

Law of Combat: When in doubt, empty your magazine.

Law of Combat: Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Law of Insurance and Taxes: Whatever goes up, stays up.

Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Law of Supply: It's yours if you don't need nor want it.

Law of holes: when you're in one, stop digging!

Laws are like bones; they're made to be broken.

Laws are society's common sense, written down for the stupid.

Laws grind the poor and rich men rule the law.

Lawyer: I prefer representing female; system clearly biased in her favor.

Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.

Lawyer: The larval stage of a politician

Lawyers: The #1 Cause of Divorces

Laziness and poverty are cousins.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Lazy Employees: Hans Doolittle

Lazy people have no spare time. --Japanese Proverb.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Lead the horses to water & pray they don't drown.

Lead us to temptation and deliver us some pizza.

Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!

Leadership is intelligence, humaneness and courage. --Sun Tzu

Learn a little each day!

Learn about the force, Luke. --Obi Wan

Learn how I made my 1st million. Send $1 for Info.

Learn how to bend and you'll never have to break.

Learn the delicious kiss of the lash.

Learn the difference between a warm heart and hot pants.

Learn to think for a living.

Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.

Learning to let go is one of the hardest lessons in life.

Leave everything a little better than you found it!

Lee Harvey Oswald's aim was off... by about thirty years.

Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need you?

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Legal "loopholes" protect _you_ from being falsely convicted.

Legalize Freedom!

Legislators: Open their mouths and the shit happens...

Leia: "Would it helped if I got out and pushed?" Han: "It might."

Leisure is the mother of philosophy.

Lend only what you can afford to lose.

Lend your books and lose your friends.

Lenin's Tomb is a communist plot.

Lepers repel.

Lesbian++, with object-oriented extensions.

Lesbian: Person from the Middle East.

Lesbian: another case of a woman attempting to do a man's job!

Lesbians are a girl's best friend!

Lesbians just want to have fun!

Lesbians melt in your mouth not in your hand!

Less is more.

Less talk. More synthehol. --Worf.

Less than 0.2% of the guns in the US are misused in crime.

Lesser artists borrow. Great artists steal.

Lesser of two evils? Shoot both of 'em and start over.

Lesson #201: Never scratch your back with a vorpal sword.

Lesson learned from John Bobbitt: Always sleep on your stomach!

Let He who taketh the Plunge Remember to return it by Tuesday.

Let It Rot!

Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray. --J. Swaggart.

Let X = X.

Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her.

Let butt be kicked.

Let conscience be your Guinan.

Let data be seen.

Let down your defenses, go talk to her.

Let government run crime to make sure it doesn't pay.

Let her know you'll always be her man.

Let it go...

Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

Let loose the ferrets of the apocalypse!

Let lying dogs sleep.

Let me have it. It's not wise to upset a woman.

Let me know if you didn't receive this message.

Let the booting begin!

Let the doors of Pain be opened!

Let the guilty pay, it's Independence Day!

Let the machine do the dirty work. --Elements of Programming Style

Let the programmers be many and the managers few. --Tao of Programming

Let the right be wrong.

Let the user debug it!

Let the weak die.

Let them eat cache!

Let them live their own poisoned little lives...

Let there be kicking of butt.

Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.

Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die. --Isaiah 22:13

Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.

Let us sit on the ground and tell sad stories of the deaths of kings.

Let us trust in God who has always fooled us in the past.

Let your fingers do the talking.

Let's *not* go to Camelot. It's a silly place. --King Arthur

Let's Play Carnival: You sit on my face, I'll guess your weight.

Let's all get naked and [*censored*]!

Let's celebrate the birth of Christ and kill a tree!

Let's fight till six, and then have dinner. --Tweedledum, Lewis Carroll

Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements. --Obi Wan Kenobi

Let's kill all the lawyers. --Shakespeare.

Let's not make the same mistake once. --Jean-Luc Picard

Let's not panic until it's necessary. --Col. Henry Blake

Let's nuke the bridge we've burned 2,000 times before...

Let's put Schroedinger in a box and see how HE likes it!

Let's see what's out there. Engage!

Let's steal the eye that sees us all. --Jim Morrison

Let's take back The United States and give it to the People again.

Let's talk about him in front of his back!

Let's try to cheat death together.

Lets find some rope and have some fun!

Lets just say I was testing the bounds of reality...

Lets kill two stones with one bird.

Lets optimize the wait loop microcode on our next chip...

Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile.

Letting the Wookiee win...

Level 6 tagline diagnostics initiated, Captain.

Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

Liary: Sister asks if you read her diary, you answer 'Of course not!'

Liberal Syndrome: Unatural fear of armed law-abiding citizens.

Liberal fairness: making the rich poor instead of the poor rich!

Liberals ARE left! Left out, left behind, left over.

Liberals achieve fairness by spreading misery around.

Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words. --James Tiberius Kirk

Liberty is one thing you can't have unless you give it to others.

Liberty of thought means liberty to communicate those thoughts.

Liberty, too, must be limited to be possessed.

Liberty: only to the vigilant!

Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.

Library of Congress: Pork Barrel Cookbook (7th printing).

Licensed remote control operator.

Lick me till I scream...

Lick this tagline.

Lie: Sex isn't everything.

Lie: The program is bug free.

Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Life _is_ a test... and spelling counts!

Life after death? Is it like terminate and stay resident?

Life always happens in manageable chunks.

Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die.

Life is 10% what happens and 90% how we react to it.

Life is Hell When you dont have a good life or no girlfriend!

Life is a Lamborghini: It goes too fast, and is unaffordable.

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!

Life is a bed of roses, thorns and all.

Life is a bitch and school is its son.

Life is a bitch, just don't marry one!

Life is a car wash and I'm on a bicycle.

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.

Life is a joke, Death is the punch line.

Life is a lemon, and I want my money back! --Meat Loaf

Life is a lot easier if you read the Documentation.

Life is a math class: solve one problem, get another...

Life is a meaningless comma in the sentence of time.

Life is a prison. Death shall be my release.

Life is a rat race, and the rats are winning!

Life is an interruption in entropy.

Life is an onion and each one peels it crying.

Life is as queer as a cat fart.

Life is best done awake.

Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. --Woody Allen

Life is far too important to take seriously.

Life is full of undocumented features!

Life is like a bath; the longer you stay in it, the wrinklier you get!

Life is recursive.

Life is so complicated. It must have been designed by a committee.

Life is so much easier if you look at the source code!

Life is the only activity with a 100% mortality rate.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Life is too short to be taken seriously. --Einstein

Life is wonderful. Without it, you'd be dead.

Life isn't real, it's just an emulation.

Life like food, usually needs a little spice!

Life may not be perfect, but it can be optimized.

Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.

Life sucks but Death swallows!

Life support system warranty expired!

Life without learning is death. --Cicero

Life's a Bitch, you marry one, then you die.

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it. --Monty Python

Life's a virgin. A bitch is too easy.

Light at end of tunnel will be out until further notice.

Light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train!

Light bulb (/dev/bulb): Device to absorb darkness.

Light meter: [...../] Speed-of-light meter: [dark....../c]

Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed! --Spaceballs

Light travels at the speed of thought.

Light year: A regular year with less calories.

Liine Noise Provided By Bell Atlantic.

Like Doom? I've got some Beach front property in Holland for you.

Like Entropy, bugs can only be created, not destroyed.

Like I said before, I never repeat myself.

Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes. --Meat Loaf

Like a candle, to give light you must endure burning.

Like a wild horse, I wanna break you.

Like bees to the hive, so must we to survive. --Course of Empire

Like the Bald Eagle, the US was recently sucked into a jet engine.

Like to deposit some guilt and withdraw some denial.

Like your father, you changed the rules. --Saavik

Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.

Limit Politicians to 2 terms.. 1 in Office, 1 in Jail.

Limit government, not citizens.

Limitations on some rights means elimination of all rights.

Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.

Line Noise! Ha, I don't get PN+U)c#$@^% NO CARRIER

Line noise courtesy of Security Intelligence Service wiretaps.

Line noise provided by cheap taps (installed by CIA, NSA, FBI...).

Line noise provided by evil spirits going bump in the night.

Line noise provided by your local telephone company.

Line noise provided fre@ of char#e by German .T...elekom!

Line noise? Hah! I don't get(*^% NO CARRIER

Linux, the choice of a GNU generation.

Linux: Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

Linux: Your Brain. Windows: Your brain on drugs.

Liquid Paper on the screen means a blonde's been using your computer.

Liquid Schwartz! --Spaceballs

Lisp Users: Due to the holiday, there will be no garbage collection on Monday.

Lisp: Long, Irritating Strings of Parenthesis.

Lisp: To call a spade a thpade.

Listen here! I have first amendment righ(@#$!9*&^ NO CARRIER

Listen to me now and hear me later.

Listen to men communicate rather than deny they are communicating.

Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary!

Listen to the noise of the silence and it stops. --Course of Empire

Listen to your woman or you'll lose it all.

Listen to your woman when she doesn't talk at all.

Listen up, folks! --Julius Caesar, first draft

Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be...

Listen, you malfunctioning mess of microchips...

Literacy (v.): lighing a lady's cigarette.

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.

Little One Mr. Woof! Come, join us! --Lwaxana Troi

Little babies are big tyrants.

Little boy, don't put your finger in that dyke!

Little else matters than to write good code.

Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. --Heinlein

Little gods need to be hit by lightning now and then.

Live Long and Perspire.

Live Long and Phosphor. --Spock talking to his monitor

Live Long and Prosper, Peace and Long Life.

Live Wild or Die!

Live a little longer, quit smoking.

Live and learn, then die and forget it all.

Live and learn; always ask for ID on the First Date!

Live and let Spam.

Live by the Death Star, die by the X-Wing fighter.

Live by the longbow, die by the Type III phaser rifle.

Live fast, die young, and make hearts melt as you go away.

Live free or die.

Live life like there's no yesterday!

Live long and phosphor! --Spock to CRT.

Live long and prosper, but don't let the IRS know!

Live long and prosper. --Spock

Live long enough to be a burden to your kids!

Live long, prosper and may the force be with you!

Live to build people up, not to tear them down.

Live with wolves, and you will learn how to howl.

Live: Know the past, help the present, touch the future.

Livin' on the edge without a backup for my HD.

Living examples of Artificial (and Inept) Intelligence.

Living in a shadow of a doubt.

Living in my own little world so long, I got an area code.

Living in the fast lane gets you to the other end rapidly.

Living on Earth includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

Living on love, buying on time.

Living poor is best left to those with no money.

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

Load "Windows95",8,1

Load PICARD.COM? (M)ake it so (B)elay that order (E)ngage!

Local man accused of sexually harassing a cucumber, film at 11.

Located next door to the Beavis and Butthead School of Social Graces.

Located next door to the Grace Kelly Driving School.

Located next door to the Jane Fonda School of Nuclear Physics.

Located next to William Shatner's School of Acting.

Located next to the Tonya Harding School of Competition.

Lock and load, the politicians are coming...

Lock feminizts in your basement and have a whine cellar.

Lock on to Wesley's signal. Maximum dispersion.

Lock on to that explosion and fire!

Lock up your daughters and wallets... Clinton is in town!

Locked up in the light of day, at night I come out to play.

Locks only keep honest people out.

Logic Error in CLINTON.SYS: Truth Table Missing.

Logic indicates that we should run like hell!!

Logic is a systematic way to come to wrong answer with confidence.

Logic is in the eye of the logician.

Logic: Men's futile defense against women's intuition!

Logic: method of reaching wrong conclusion with confidence.

Logical thinking provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Login as anonymous and your email address as the password.

Loneliness is a thirst... a flower, dying in a desert.

Lonely is the programmer with a debugged program.

Lonely women... make good lovers.

Long Distance is sometimes just next door.

Long Live the Command line!

Long ago Windows did not exist, and we liked it.

Long and lean and never mean...

Long arm of the law? On DS9, it's the long arm of Odo!

Long computations which yield 0 (zero) are probably all for naught.

Long distance charges are one way to keep your habit under control.

Long fuses are for sissies.

Long live King Orville the First! Ruler of Freedonia.

Long live The Great Electronic Underground.

Long live the Mystic Order of Arachnid Vigilance!

Long live the Rebel Alliance!

Long may you run.

Longer life through superior firepower.

Longing for 15 minutes alone with Jadzia Dax.

Longing for 15 minutes with Dr. Beverly Crusher.

Look and a thigh and blacken an eye. --Al Bundy

Look at that happy little elf go!

Look at the birds.

Look at the docs? I prefer the nurses!

Look for the "Lesbian Inside" sticker on your next computer.

Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes...

Look for ways to make your boss look good!

Look out! Behind you!

Look unimportant, the enemy may be running low on ammo.

Look upon my works oh ye mighty, and giggle.

Look! A thermos full of phlegm! --Calvin.

Look! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's FALLING!

Look, a cork +5 Shield of Dart Attraction!

Look, a golden-winged ship is passing my way! --Hendrix

Look, a tagline! Step on it, quick, before it multiplies!

Look, just put me back in the carbonite, okay?

Looking for a girlfriend, young, free, single... Oops. Wrong area.

Looking for needles in haystacks...

Looking on the top for a truth that I can hold... --Course of Empire

Looks like Bill Gates has been hanging out with Timothy Leary again!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop reading my mail.

Looks like another case of Clue Deficiency Disorder.

Looks like it's going to be a free country!

Looks uncomputable to me, said Tom haltingly.

Loose nut on keyboard... system halted.

Lord Vader... I should've known!

Lord have mercy on the working man.

Lord knows, you upset the Scots, you're likely to get kilt.

Lord save me from those that can't take a typo at face value...

Lord, Please, dont take the girl.

Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly.

Lord, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship!

Lord, what fools these tagliners be! --Tagspeare

Lore is a real son of a glitch.

Lore used a Pentium, that's why he was faulty!

Lore's software was developed by Micro$oft.

Lorena Bobbit for surgeon general!

Lorena Bobbitt is the new spokesperson for GINSU knifes!

Lorena Bobbitt thinks "Nightmare on Elm St." is a training film.

Lorena Bobbitt wants 1/2 of everything in the divorce settlement.

Lorena Bobbitt was killed in a traffic accident. Some dick cut her off!

Lose Faith In Skepticism!

Lose not thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee!

Lose that ugly FAT! Download a trojan today!

Lost Carrier? That's OK, I didn't want to land anyway!

Lost Electricity Reclamation Agency.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

Lost: Son of God. If found, please return to nearest fundie.

Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Louisiana's state bird is the mosquito!

Love Thy Neighbor. Just Don't Get Caught!

Love and marriabe go together like fish and bicycle.

Love and marriage go together like a ball and chain.

Love and marriage go together like horse and carriage... --Al Bundy

Love and pain become one and the same in the eyes of a wounded child.

Love and pain become one and the same in the eyes of a wounded man.

Love and peace flash through my mind, pain and hate are all I find...

Love builds the bridges, but pride builds the walls.

Love can damage more, than you can heal with drinking.

Love can stomp on a dime.

Love comes calling in the middle of the night.

Love comes in spurts!

Love gets too complicated when you involve a second person.

Love got a hold on me, ain't no doubt.

Love grows best in Little Houses. With fewer walls to seperate.

Love hurts. --John Bobbitt

Love in an elevator, living it up while I'm goin' down...

Love is Blonde!

Love is King of emotion, stronger than you and so much deeper.

Love is a battlefield... --Pat Benatar

Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn.

Love is a four letter word.

Love is a futile attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality.

Love is a grave mental disease.

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.

Love is all we need; of course, a little lust doesn't hurt, either.

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

Love is helping to choose a present for her boyfriend.

Love is like war: easy to begin, but very hard to stop.

Love is man's illusion, that one woman differs from another.

Love is natures' way of saying you're too happy.

Love is not a four letter word (The 'g' is silent).

Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do.

Love is the crocodile on the river of desire. --Bhartrihari, 570-651AD

Love is the one thing (too little) money can't buy.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. --H. L. Mencken

Love is the triumph of the groin over the brain.

Love is truely the tie that binds.

Love is when everyone knows how you feel about her, but her.

Love is when you don't have to be with another person to touch them.

Love is yesterday's illusion, today's allusion, and tomorrow's delusion.

Love is: Never having to say... "I'm sorry!"

Love is: Never having to say... "You've got WHAT?!?"

Love keeps the cold out better than the warmest winter clothing.

Love letter from Telecom: "Take me back, PLEASE, I'm begging you!"

Love lost, fire at will, dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill...

Love me gently with a chainsaw!

Love me tender / love me sweet / push me out at 12,000 ft

Love me two times. Once for tommorow. Once just for today.

Love means an unlimited charge card!

Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes.

Love means never having to say "I'm Sorry"

Love means nothing to a tennis player.

Love means telling you why you're sorry.

Love of money is the root of all politics.

Love someone who doesn't deserve it!

Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose thy neigborhood carefully.

Love thy neighbor, and thy neighbor's wife too; if thou art inclined.

Love thy neighbor, but not in public!

Love thy neighbor. You never know when your TV will be out of order.

Love thy neighbor... especially if she's blonde.

Love to but, the last time I went, I never came back.

Love to chat, but I have to return to the ritual sacrifice.

Love truth but pardon error.

Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.

Love without jealousy is like Jay Leno without monologue.

Love your country but never trust its government.

Love your enemies. Your friends may turn out to be bastards.

Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.

Love's meaning lies in oneness.

Love, You took me by surprise.

Love, like youth, is wasted on the young.

Love, the quest; Marriage, the conquest; Divorce, the inquest.

Love: urge on the verge of merge.

Lower the cone of silence.

Lt. Frank Drebin was in charge of Waco operations.

Luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.

Luck often wins out over science and technology!

Luke of Borg. Resistance is futile. I have a bad feeling about this...

Luke's just not a farmer. He has too much of his father in him.

Luke, I'm your father. And your mother was a lesbian.

Luke, don't give in to hate that leads to the dark side. --Obi-Wan

Luke... Luke... Use the Mouse, Luke --Obi Wan Gates

Luxuriantly hand-crafted from only the finest Corinthian ASCII.

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