This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

N C C One Seven Oh One. No Bloody A, B, C, or D. --Scotty

N is for Natasha, who said "See ya lata!"

N-C-C 4-6-8-1-R, No Bloody A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, J...

N.O.W. officials have well-earned the name "feminazi".

NAFTA: North American Fraud and Theft Agreement.

NAFTA: Not Another F______ Trade Agreement.

NAGLINE: "Put on a sweater before you catch a cold."

NASA is smart? They count backwards!

NASA renames "FREEDOM" to "FRED" to fit new bulkhead dimensions.

NASA reports it's safe to land on the sun... if it's done at night.

NASA wants you for a manned expedition to Uranus.

NASA: Not All Satellites Answer.

NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch.

NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself

NCC 1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D! --Scotty

NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: Division Considered Harmful.

NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: It's Close Enough, We Say So.

NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: Nearly 300.41724135231 Correct Opcodes.

NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: The Errata Inside.

NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?

NEW PENTIUM SLOGAN: You (nor we) Don't Need to Know What's Inside.

NEWS FLASH! Microsoft announces Visual EDLIN for Windows!

NEWS FLASH! Virus Author offers free upgrades to registered users.

NEWS! Cold wave linked to temperatures.

NEWS! Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years.

NEWS! Miners refuse to work after death!

NEWS! Squad helps dog bite victim.

NEWS! Two soviet ships collide, one dies.

NEWSBYTES: "Win95 runs great on our TRS-80s," say Microsoft reps.

NIFOC: Not in front of the Children.

NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS!

NO CARRIER (Oh well, I didn't want to land anyway.)

NO CARRIER DETECTED. Is there any life out there?

NO CARRIER: Hacker's and Navy Pilots' worst nightmares!!!

NO CARRIER: Where will Tom Cruise land his plane?

NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes, and redheads!)

NO NO Nurse, I said to grab his spectacles!

NO Nurse! I said Prick his Boil! --Bunny

NO SCOTTY!!!! I said "beam me a BROAD!"

NO! You cannot call 911. I'm downloading my Blue Wave mail!

NO, I _don't_ do M$-Windows!

NO. You cannot call 911. I am downloading my mail!

NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker.

NORAD installed Windows. The Russians declared a national holiday.

NORAD: Home of the WOPPER.

NORAD: Home of the WOPR.

NOT homeless, NOT hungry, but I WILL work for SEX!

NOTE: Driver carries no cash; he's married.

NOW (n), adv: A moment in time that has already passed.

NSA Agent burned trying to steam open PGP message, details at 11!

NSA of Borg: I can neither confirm nor deny you are irrelevent.

NT will not be assimilated. Its existence is futile.

NT? No Thanks!

NURSES call the shots.

Nanites are invading your computer. Munch! Munch! Yummy in the Tummy.

Naughty Girls (Need Love Too).

Naughty boy in search of strict discipline!

Naughty girl in search of strict discipline!

Naval Oxymoron: Petty Officer.

Navy (n): An army entirely surrounded by water.

Nazgul are dead ringers!

Nazis. Ooh, I hate these guys. --Indiana Jones

Nearing Mars now. What's that bright li.$@#%!&^ NO OBSERVER

Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of freedom.

Necrophilia, Bestiality and Flagellation: Beating a dead horse?

Need help to shorten phone number? Call 1-800-345-7895-22345568-32357-53688

Needed: Older woman to educate young male...

Needless to say, "I am NOT a merry man." --Worf

Neelix: "Can I replicate a Dabo girl?" Tuvok: "Most assuredly not."

Negative tribble: -*

Nein! I haff vorgotten ze passvort! How inconweenient!

Nemo exspectat Inquisitionen Hispaniensen. --Montius Pythonius

Never *ever* attack the United States. --3rd Law of War

Never Marry For Money, You Can Always Borrow It Cheaper.

Never Share A Foxhole With Anyone Braver Than Yourself.

Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and go well with Brie.

Never annoy a woman when she's bitchy. Or in a good mood.

Never approach a Klingon when he's grumbling.

Never argue with a computer, without a hammer.

Never argue with a computer.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired, or rested.

Never assume malice where stupidity would suffice.

Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.

Never believe in miracles, simply depend upon them.

Never buy a used tape recorder from Mr. Phelps.

Never buy anything at full price.

Never buy what you can build yourself for a higher price.

Never change horses in mid-stream.

Never check for an error you don't know how to handle.

Never close your lips to those to whom you have opened your heart.

Never confuse "I love you" with "I want to marry you". --Cleveland Amory

Never confuse endurance with hospitality.

Never cough into a full ashtray.

Never date outside your species.

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.

Never did mockers waste more idle breath. --Shakespeare

Never did tagliners waste more idle breath. --Tagspeare

Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them.

Never do the achy-breaky with a fat woman in cowboy boots.

Never do today what you can delegate tomorrow.

Never do today what you can ignore altogether.

Never do tomorrow what you can put off today.

Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Never eat the last cookie.

Never encourage anyone to become a lawyer.

Never explain. Friends don't need it, Enemies wouldn't believe it.

Never fall in love with someone you can't afford to lose.

Never fear answers. Only fear running out of questions. --Ivanova

Never feed a straight line to a warped mind. (Hmmm...)

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Never give up, keep trying!

Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died. --Heinlein

Never grab a falling knife!

Never insult a crocodile until you are safely across the river.

Never invest in anything that eats or needs painting.

Never invite a vampire in for a bite.

Never judge a book by its cover.

Never judge a book by its movie.

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a sleeping dogma lie.

Never let an amateur whip you.

Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.

Never let your schooling interfere with your education.

Never lose your sense of the superficial.

Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!

Never mess with a Wizard!

Never mind that roses have thorns; be grateful that thorns have roses.

Never mind the DOG. BEWARE of OWNER.

Never open a can of worms unless you plan on fishing!

Never overestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman.

Never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hand.

Never place friendship above profit. --ROA #21

Never program and drink beer at the same time.

Never pull a sleeping crocodile's tail.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.

Never put off till tomorrow what your slave can do today.

Never question authority. It doesn't know either.

Never regret growing old; many are denied the privilege.

Never replicate a successful experiment.

Never resist Temptation... it may never come again.

Never say never again.

Never share a foxhole with someone braver than yourself.

Never speak klingon with a runny nose; the results can be quite messy.

Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!

Never steal anything small. Steal big!

Never take beer to a job interview.

Never take for a wife a woman who has no faults.

Never talk to strangers unless you know them *really really* well.

Never tell a pawn the rules of chess.

Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. --Steinbach.

Never test for an error you cannot fix.

Never to forget that `Mother In Law' is an anagram of `Woman Hitler'.

Never trust Romulans bearing .GIFs

Never trust a government that doesn't trust you!

Never trust a nun with a gun.

Never trust a politician whose lips are moving.

Never trust a programmer who carries a screwdriver.

Never trust a relative. It is far worse than trusting strangers.

Never trust anyone.

Never trusted telepaths. Never have, never will. --Garibaldi

Never try this stunt on your own PC.

Never try to stare down a medusa.

Never turn your back on a monster.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a witch.

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes. --Jackson

Never underestimate the power of a redhead!

Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.

Never underestimate the power of flattery.

Never underestimate the power of public apathy.

Never underestimate the power of the Internet, Luke. --Obi-Wan Kenobi

Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz! --Spaceballs

Never underestimate the power of your enemy, a lie or a feminizt.

Never underestimate the purr of a woman.

Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\

Never volunteer.

Never vote for a politician. It only encourages them.

Never walk out on a quarrel with your wife.

Never was so much owed by so many to so few. --Churchill

Never wear a red shirt when Captain Kirk is in command...

Never yell, "Hi, Jack!" on an airplane.

Never, ever, has a tax increase reduced a deficit.

Never, ever, play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Never, ever, tease a witch with PMS.

New AI programming language has only one command: DWIM!

New Mexico? Sorry, we don't do ship to foreign countries.

New Pentium sticker: CAUTION! Intel Inside!

New Status Symbol For The 90's: A Job!

New Surgeon General's warning: What are you, an idiot?

New Tagline Found! (S)teal (I)gnore (C)orrect spelling?

New Year's Eve, when everybody enters a hackish phase!

New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.

New ZEALAND? I *KNEW* I should have taken that left at Tau Ceti Alpha!

New and Improved Relativity Formula: E=MC^3

New and improved Cost Of Living, direct from the Clintons!

New book from Bill: "How to Be a Lame Duck in Less Than Three Years"

New book: I am NOT a Borg, by Jean-Locu...um, that's *LUC* Picard.

New from Disney: Snow White and the Seven Lesbians.

New from Maxis: SimWindows!

New from McAfee: WinScan. Removes all Windows programs.

New from Microsoft, a HD stress-tester: NT on 8 megs RAM.

New from Microsoft: Online mail reader.

New law passed in California: It's now illegal to have fun.

New laws? You mean we used up the old ones?

New members urgently required for Suicide Club.

New money making strategy. Invest in negotiable blondes.

New systems generate new problems.

New word being used in Japan: "Bushuru", to vomit.

Newton's law: Sitting under apple trees causes headaches.

Next DS9: Odo is infuriated when he finds a mop in his bucket...

Next Geraldo: weirdos rejected by other talk shows!

Next from Intel: The Repentium.

Next on Geraldo of Borg: brothers who assimilate sisters.

Next on Geraldo: Is Spock really an elf named Elrond?

Next to be served: 3. Your number: 2812667764.

Next victim, please.

Nietzsche says God is dead. God says Nietzsche is dead.

Nightgale that forgets song is hummingbird.

Nine out of 10 men who tried Camels preferred women!

Nine out of ten cats prefer Logitech mice.

No Bill, it's not an XT. We're just testing Windows NT.

No Earl Grey tea? Set course for Starbase 5! Warp 9! Engage!

No Matter How You Vote, A Government Still Gets Elected.

No No Nurse! I said PRICK his BOIL!

No PGP-key available. No! Not even on special request receipt!

No Real Programmer works 9 to 5 (unless it's 9pm to 5am).

No Sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again! --Spaceballs

No Thanks, I Don't Breed Well In Captivity.

No amount of planning can ever replace dumb luck.

No amount of poor schooling can spoil a good student.

No battle plan has ever survived contact with the enemy.

No country in history has ever taxed itself into prosperity.

No ear can hear nor tongue can tell the tortures of an inward hell.

No free man shall ever be barred the use of arms. --Thomas Jefferson

No good citizen always trusts his government.

No good deed ever goes unpunished. --285th Rule

No goodbyes, just good memories. Hailing frequencies closed, Captain!

No government gets an income except by stealing.

No guns? What should I use for defense, harsh language?

No intelligent life here! Beam me up Scotty.

No job is too simple nor too small to make a mess out of.

No keyboard attached. Think "F1" to continue.

No law can be made that does not take something from liberty. --Bentham

No man ever shot a woman while her mouth was shut.

No man goes before his time... unless his boss has left early.

No man is complete until he marries. Then he's finished!

No man stands taller, than when he bends to help others.

No man's credit is as good as cash.

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

No matter how you vote, a government still gets elected.

No more Romulan Ale to be served at Social Functions...

No more beaming! This time I am going to walk. --Skroob, Spaceballs

No more blah, blah, blah!

No more money for Micro$oft. Use FreeBSD!

No more sick days? Call in dead!

No need to be pessimistic. It wouldn't have worked anyway.

No need to insure the office clock... everyone watches it.

No news is good news... or a broken newsreader!

No news is good news.

No nurse! I said to TUCK the patient in the bed!

No occifer, I'm not punk in drublic.

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. --Bryant

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. --Eleanor Roosevelt

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! --Monty Python

No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

No one is paying attention until you make a mistake.

No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.

No one is so generous as he who has nothing to give. --French Proverb

No one is unemployed who minds his own business.

No one knows the Tribble I've seen...

No one likes a beast with an attitude, or a dragon with a chest-cold.

No one raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.

No one should have to die for love.

No one wants war. --James Tiberius Kirk

No one who can read is successful at cleaning out an attic.

No person should govern another without permission of the governed.

No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.

No problem is so big you can't run away from it.

No program done by a hacker will work unless he is on the system.

No program survives contact with a user.

No radio. Already stolen.

No raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.

No serviceable components inside.

No smoke or sparks... hmm... Must be a software problem.

No smoking on the bridge! fumed Picard.

No time to kill.

No use crying over spilled water under a burned bridge.

No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites.

No warp? Worf, Data... get out and push... I'll steer.

No woman controls me, but I wish one would.

No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes.

No woman is so simple that she can't get screwed.

No woman who killed only men executed in US since 1954.

No wonder. Saddam Hussein is a lawyer!

No you can't call 911 NOW, I'm downloading my mail!

No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in Outer Space. --Kirk, ST IV

No, Light Speed is too slow! Prepare for Ludicrus Speed! --D. Helmet

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

No, Number One, it is _not_ your turn to say "engage".

No, just *a* Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?

No, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

No, safe sex does not mean dating your sister!

No, she'll only reject me in the end and I'll be frustrated.

Noah saved animals from the flood by archiving them!

Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!

Noah was able to float alone while everyone else was in liquidation.

Noble deeds and money seldom live under the same roof.

Nobody died from too much rest.

Nobody listens unless you swear every other word. --Kirk, ST IV

Nobody steals books but your friends.

Nobody who can read is ever successful at cleaning out the attic.

Nobody will get out of this world alive.

Nonsequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated. --Nomad, ST:TOS

Norton County, VA: It is illegal to tickle a girl.

Not Guilty by reason of justifiable logic.

Not a moment too soon.

Not all Blondes are dumb. But then who ever checks.

Not all bugs are worth fixing.

Not all learning can be measured by grades.

Not all phone lines are capable of supporting high DCE rates.

Not bad, for a girl.

Not bending the rules, just testing the elasticity.

Not enough disk space, not enough RAM, not enough money!

Not even cannibals accept Talk Show Hosts as part of the food chain!

Not even crime would pay if Clinton ran it.

Not genius, glory or love reflects the soul's greatness, it's kindness.

Not hungry, not homeless. Will work for sex.

Not ignorance, but ignorance of ingnorance, is the death of knowledge.

Not one woman has been executed after killing only a man.

Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge.

Not so fast Lonestar. --Spaceballs

Not what Teacher said to do, makin' dreams come true. --Weird Science

Not worth pissin' on.

Not-so-famous Fraternities: I Phelta Thi, Tappa Kegga Bru

Nothin' a cold beer and a big hamburger wouldn't solve!

Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free.

Nothing But the Truth!

Nothing POLITICAL is correct!

Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading and loading and loading and

Nothing between the stethoscopes.

Nothing between us but the night.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Nothing irritates women more than a happy bachelor!

Nothing is illegal if 100 businessmen decide to do it. --Andrew Young

Nothing is impossible for a man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.

Nothing is more sad than the death of an illusion.

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program.

Nothing lasts.

Notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

Notice: 824 is now 1024. Please recalibrate your instrumentation accordingly.

Notice: All incoming fireballs have the right of way.

Notice: Pilots must not be seen together in the toilets during flights!

NotraP ylloD -- sniw ytivarg ,dne eht nI

Now and then an innocent man is sent to Congress.

Now be a good submissive and hand me my whip.

Now that Bev has kissed Picard, what a waste of our time!

Now that Communism is dead, who'll save us from the Americans?

Now that I have a firm grip on reality, I can strangle it.

Now they've taken the first amendment and I can't say anything at all.

Now, Scotty! Detonate and energize! I mean.....

Now, back to minding my own business...

Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's!

Now, we are about to attempt to cross the Bridge of Death!

Nowadays even some illiterates can read and write.

Nuclear War can also be called Urban Renewal.

Nuclear war is unhealthy for children and other living things.

Nuk 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark.

Nuke A Godless Communist Gay Baby Seal for Christ!

Number One, prepare to use the Dynamic Ribbon Device...

Number One, you have the bridge.

Number of men to screw in a light bulb? 1 - men will screw anything.

Number of phone rings = number of steps from toilet -1.

Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.

Nunnery: Where nuns are hatched.

Nuns are married to God? If they divorce do they get half the universe?

Nurse Chapel, set phaser on spank.

Nurses call the shots.

Nurses do it with needles.

Nutcracker Suite: squirrel's nest.