This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

O.J.'s knife got Julius Caeser! Film at 5, 6, & 11.

OH! No not YOU again!

OK, which of you feminizts put the white-out on my screen?

OZONE: It comes right after Nzone.

Obe Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke!"

Obewan of Borg: Use the Assimulation, Luke!

Obey Little, Resist Much.

Obi Wan has taught you well... --Darth Vader.

Obi Wan has taught you well.

Obi Wan was wise to hide you from us... --Emperor.

Obi Wan... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.

Objects fall so as to do the most damage.

Obligatory Disclaimer: My mind is privately owned and operated.

Obscenity is whatever gives a judge an erection.

Odo-ware: Software that configures itself to your computer!

OdoDOS v6.22: (A)bort (R)etry (G)rowl Something Unintelligible.

Odometer: What Quark needs to tell if Odo is near.

Of course, I'm paranoid. Now the question is, am I paranoid enough?

Of course, now I may get "nastygrams" from all those who LIKE AOL....

Off like a masochistic whore with long fingernails.

Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade... --Monty Python's Holy Grail

Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me!

Oh my were did I put my husband?

Oh no! More bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\

Oh no! I've been transmogrified into an expanding ball of pulsating slime!!!

Oh no! My cat ate my mouse!

Oh sure Einstein, but what's the speed of dark?

Oh the girls all get prettier at closin' time.

Oh touch me, turn me on, and burn me down.

Oh very good, Worf. Eat any good books lately?

Oh, give me a home where the lesbians roam.

Oh, go stick your head in the fusion reactor.

Oh, it's on page 732 of the docs, paragraph 3, section D1.

Oh, this is a *Unix* system. I know all about this. --Jurassic Parc

Ok Space Cadets! Prepare to hurtle through the cosmos!

Old Blondes never fade, the just dye away.

Old Computer programmers never die, they just decompile.

Old Fireflies never die, they just find that they can't glow on.

Old MacDonald had a computer with an EIE I/O.

Old Prostitutes never die, they just lose their grip.

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

Old days: Wine, Women, Song. Now days: Coffee, Computers, CD's.

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way.

Old hackers never die... they just exit to a higher shell.

Old immortals never die, they just... don't.

Old musicians never die. They just decompose!

Old programmers never die, they just terminate and stay resident.

Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

Old vacuum cleaner salesmen never die. They just get sucked in!

On Fidonet, nobody knows you're naked.

On Internet, no one can hear you scream.

On TV, teenagers can access any computer by using their PC's.

On a FidoNut's tombstone: CONNECT Oct 4 1965 NO CARRIER Aug 8 1992

On a dirt road at the end of the Information Highway.

On a five year mission, to sorta like explore and blow up stuff.

On a hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994

On a quiet night, you can hear a FORD rust!

On a quite night, you can hear Windows 95 machines crashing in the distance.

On average, each person has one testicle.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you. --HHGTTG

On one issue, men and women agree: They both distrust men.

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot... it is a silly place. --Arthur

On second thought, maybe I should have read the instructions first...

On that dark and fateful day, the Trill Lords rode forth into battle.

On the 8th day God said "OK, Murphy, now you're in charge."

On the 8th day, God created Star Trek.

On the 8th day, God made Rottweilers.

On the Bleeding Edge of Technology.....

On the cutting edge of software evolution...

On the wrong end of the Information Superhighway.

On wall, women's loo on the Enterprise: "Where no man has gone before"

Once I gave up on reality, I had so many more options!

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Hand Grenade is not your friend.

Once they were women now they are land crabs.

Once you have their money, never give it back. --ROA #1

One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.

One Is Seldom Criticized For A Closed Mouth.

One OS to rule them all and in the darkness, bind them. --Micro$oft Motto

One Ring to Rule Them All and in the Darkness Bind them...

One grain fills not the sack, but helps his fellows. --George Herbert

One item could not be deleted because it was missing. --Mac System 7.0b1 error

One lawyer can steal more than 10 of my crooks. --Al Capone

One lawyer can steal more than a hundred armed men.

One man with a gun can control 100 without one. --Lenin

One man's freedom is another man's perversion.

One more modification, then I'll do a backup...

One more time... NEVER turn your back on the ocean!

One morning in a fit of pique / she drowned her father in the creek.

One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. --Bishop Beilby Porteus

One need not be a male to be a sexist.

One picture is worth 128K words.

One pubic hair short of a cunt.

One side short of a pentagon.

One single fact can ruin a perfectly good argument.

One way to put your boss in good humor is... do the dishes for her!

One way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

OneNanoBuck = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Pesos.

Onion rings to bring them all and in the oil fry them.

Onion rings to rule them all, and in the darkness b(l)ind...

Only Beverly can turn Data off, but only Tasha can turn him on.

Only NSA and the FBI can hear you scream in cyberspace.

Only Robinson Crusoe could have everything done by Friday.

Only Tyrants and Criminals need fear an armed citizen.

Only Windows makes the possible improbable.

Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday!

Only YOU can fire the Politician!

Only YOU can prevent forest fires...

Only a bastard like me could love a bitch like her.

Only a child can open a child proof package.

Only a liberal could coin the word "undertaxed".

Only a vain woman can live by the emotions she inspires.

Only a woman could get lost 70,000 light years from home.

Only dead fish swim with the stream!

Only despotic government fears an armed populace!

Only fools fall for bimbos!

Only free men can be armed if they so desire.

Only lawyers are despised more than child molesters.

Only lawyers are trusted less than used car salesmen.

Only lemmings jump to conclusions.

Only mediocre people are always at their best.

Only one of us is in the correct time continuum.

Only people can defend freedom, it isn't a government job!

Only prostitutes can mix business with pleasure.

Only the bravest of men wear kilts.

Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress.

Only the ignorant are full of bliss and vinegar.

Only the lead dog sees the scenery change.

Only the little people pay taxes. --Leona Helmsley

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.

Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force. --Emperor

Only women could have thought of feminizm.

Open Windows and let the bugs in.

Open the bathroom doors, HAL. HAL? Come on HAL, I'm not kidding...!

Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am!

Operator, can I have the number for 911?

Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.

Opposites attract. Example: LONG hair and SHORT skirt!

Opposition to abortion seems really to be about the control of women.

Oprah of Borg: Why did you assimilate your husband?

Optical Illusion: Democratic Tax Cut.

Optical mice have no balls!

Or is it all just a fragment of your partition?

Organized Crime: Some call it government.

Original drawings will be mangled by the copying machine.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Other kings said I was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp! --Holy Grail

Oui, mon Capitan. --Q

Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.

Our Mission: To Boldly stay home and read mail off line.

Our OS which art in CPU - UNIX be thy name, thy Pentium Come...

Our big cities are becoming Third World countries.

Our economy is based on a permanent set of unemployed people.

Our public schools are a socialist disease.

Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees!

Overcome by jealousy, Data pushes the Energizer Bunny out of an airlock.

Overcome the fear of death, welcome the death of fear.

Overflow on /dev/null; please empty the bit bucket.

Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.

Overthrow the American Lesbocracy!

Oxymoron: "... runs under Windows."

Oxymoron: "Windows power user"

Oxymoron: A Truthful Politician.

Oxymoron: Academic Salary.

Oxymoron: Act naturally.

Oxymoron: Aggressive Begging.

Oxymoron: Amiable Divorce,

Oxymoron: Bad Sex.

Oxymoron: Bankrupt millionaire.

Oxymoron: Can I ask you a question?

Oxymoron: Central Intelligence Agency

Oxymoron: Completed Research.

Oxymoron: Criminal Lawyer.

Oxymoron: Criminal justice.

Oxymoron: Dumb blonde (no, that's redundant).

Oxymoron: Empty when full (sign on a dumpster).

Oxymoron: Feminine logic.

Oxymoron: Fighting for peace.

Oxymoron: Friendly fire.

Oxymoron: Honest Government.

Oxymoron: Intelligent females.

Oxymoron: Microsoft Works.

Oxymoron: Night of the Living Dead.

Oxymoron: Pretty Good Privacy.

Oxymoron: Requires Microsoft Windows.

Oxymoron: Slow children (sign with picture of running child).

Oxymoron: Smart blonde.

Oxymoron: Too many recipes.

Oxymoron: True Love.

Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim woman.

Oxymoron: Windows power user.