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PC: Personal Confuser.

PENTIUM SLOGAN 7.9414610: Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes.

PENTIUM SLOGAN: 0.998 The Errata Inside.

PENTIUM SLOGAN: 2.919 Why Do You Think It's Called *Floating* Point?

PENTIUM SLOGAN: 8.9163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So.

PENTIUM SLOGAN: Division Considered Harmful.

PENTIUM: A bad random number generator.

PMS: Periodic Monster Syndrome.

PMS: Punish the Male Species.

PUSSY-WHIPPED(adj): describing men of higher-intelligence.

Packed file corrupt: appoint special prosecutor? [Y/n]

Palindrome: "Amen" I call if I fill a cinema.

Palindrome: A dog! A panic in a pagoda.

Palindrome: A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

Palindrome: A mock coma.

Palindrome: Able was I ere I saw Elba.

Palindrome: Ah, Satan sees Natasha.

Palindrome: Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

Palindrome: Do Good's deeds live on? No, Evil's deeds do, O God!

Palindrome: Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live.

Palindrome: Funeral, Real fun.

Palindrome: Harass Sarah!

Palindrome: If I had a hi-fi...

Palindrome: Lepers repel.

Palindrome: Ma is as selfless as I am.

Palindrome: Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.

Palindrome: Mr. Alarm.

Palindrome: Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.

Palindrome: No evil Shahs live on.

Palindrome: No lemons, no melon.

Palindrome: No, it is open on one position.

Palindrome: So many dynamos.

Palindrome: Some men interpret nine memos.

Palindrome: Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Parallel parked in a diagonal universe.

Part Time Job, full time pay, generous benefits: The U.S. Senate.

Pascal is like C with a mother watching you...

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Paying income tax is voluntary, but it's mandatory that you volunteer.

Payment of Invoice invalidates warranty.

Peace is an extension of war by political means. --Heinlein

Peace through superior fire power!

Peace: A period of cheating between two periods of fighting.

Peace: Short period of preparation for the next war.

Penis: A fibrous muscle often found in women.

Pentium III... so you can reboot WINDOZE really fast.

Pentium Rule #1: If at first you don't succeed, round it off.

Pentium division flaw brought to you by the lab pros at Intel.

Pentium feature: fuzzy division.

Pentium of BORG: Division is futile! It *will* be approxifaulted!

Pentium slogan: 5 decimal places are ought to be enough for everyone.

People always get the government they vote for.

People who live in glass houses should undress in the basement.

People who live in glass houses, don't need WINDOWS!

People who say nothing is impossible don't have teenagers.

Perhaps you know _Russian_ epic of Cinderella? --Chekov

Perri-air: Salt-free sparkling air from Druida.

Perversity is the spice of life.

Pessimist: An optimist with experience.

Petition: A list of people who didn't have the nerve to say no.

Petty Officer First Class Tribble: <<<*

Phaser: The ultimate point and click interface.

Phaser? I don't even know her!

Phasers don't kill people, unless they're set too high.

Phasers locked on target.

Philistines demand David be tested for steroids.

Phoenix, Arizona: Home of the Thermally Enhanced!

Phone not busy = Daughter not home.

Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.

Pi R Square? No. Pie R round, cornbread R square!

Pi is equal to 3.0. (God has a nasty habit of using base 10.472!)

Picard Burger: No sesame seeds on the bun.

Picard In A Bad Mood: "Tea. Earl Grey. Ice Cold, Dammit!"

Picard Maneuver: Wait and see what happens.

Picard always drank tea. Kirk always drank coffee. Any questions?

Picard and his lackeys would have solved this technobabble hours ago.

Picard as botanical officer: "Make it grow!"

Picard on a roller coaster: Make it slow! Make it slow!

Picard stands, tugs at uniform.

Picard to Lwaxana: "Not THAT kind of 'Engage'!"

Picard! You cheated! I'm impressed! --Q

Picard: "Fire at Will." Riker: "What did I do this time??"

Picard: To baldly go where no one has gone before.

PicardDOS v6.22: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)traigten Uniform

Pick another fortune cookie.

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.

Pilots must not be seen together in the toilets during flights.

Pippin... another rotten Apple, but this time there's no core to dump.

Piss off a liberal: buy a gun!

Pitbull's motto: If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em.

Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.

Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.

Plane crashed! Pilots used Windows!

Planet 98% full. Delete politicians? (Y/y)

Planet Druidia is in sight sir... --Spaceballs

Planet Earth has been UNREGISTERED for 6,978,253,410.983 years.

Plastic soldiers in the miniature dirt war... --Jim Morrison

Play Country Music backwards. It'll get your job back, wife back...

Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons! --Spock

Please do not look into laser with remaining eyeball.

Please don't SHOUT... you're hurting my eyes!

Please don't steal it if you don't really need it.

Please donate to the Sysop's Widows and Orphaned Childrens Fund. --BOFH

Please enter password now to fire sidewinder __________________

Please excuse Al Gore for being. It was his mother's fault.

Please hold, a service representative will annoy you shortly.

Please inform Starfleet: I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday.

Please read Chapter 5: "Your Wife's rights, lefts, and upper-cuts"

Please recite `Jabberwocky' backwards to continue...

Please relocate to the Judeo-Christian place of eternal punishment.

Please take cash.

Please turn off the doctor when you leave Sickbay.

Please turn to the next screen.

Please wait loading tagline.

Please, Please, I'm just plain Yogurt. --Mel Brooks Spaceballs

Point and click, drag and dump.

Point click point clic... guess my mouse isn't loaded.

Police Kill Man to Stop Suicide!

Policemen... I'd recognize them in ANY century. --Moriarty.

Policewomen do it with night sticks.

Politaical Power attracts the corruptable.

Politeness is asking a beggar if he'll take a check.

Politically old: Heterosexual White Male. New: Scum.

Politicians have the privilege of writing the laws they break.

Politics = poly(many) + tics(blood sucking parasites)

Politics is an illusion of service that cloaks the corruption of power.

Politics is everywhere. Even entering Heaven you need to know Someone!

Pornography is in the groin of the beholder.

Possum (n): flat, furry animal; born dead on Southern highways.

Poverty is inconvenient, try to avoid it.

Power corrupts, but we need electricity.

Power fail detected, press F1 to continue.

Power is apt to be insolent, and Liberty is apt to be saucy.

Practical Nurse: One who marries a rich, elderly patient.

Praise a wife but remain a bachelor.

Pre-emptive laws are the hallmark of tyranny.

Prejudice and pain permeate the World of Darkness...

Prepare for the ultimate journey into an uncharted wilderness.

Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed! --Lord Helmet, Spaceballs

Prepare to meet thy GOD! (Evening dress optional)

Preperation is assimilated, prepare to be irrelevant. Waitaminute...

Presenting Lorena Bobbitt with the all NEW Ginsu Knife 2000!

Preserve the Hacker Ethic.

Preserve the Spotted Owl! In Formaldehyde!

President Skroob... SALUTE! --Mel Brooks, Spaceballs

President/Vice president is undefined. Cannot divide by zero.

President? President? We don't need no stinking president.

Presidential election: choosing the evil of two lessors!

Press any key to continue or any other key to detonate...

Press any key to initiate auto-destruct sequence.

Pretty girls make you buy beer, ugly ones make you drink it.

Pretty women are fun to be with, but good books are a READ!

Priceless is true love in a good woman's heart.

Prices subject to change without reason.

Priests should marry. It'll give them working knowledge of Hell.

Prince Charming Lied.

Pro-life: "Saving a life", while destroying a teenager's life.

Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, (ROM 1:22) (KJV)

Profuse apologies to the registered rabble.

Progam complete. Enter when ready. --HoloDeck

Programmers are creatures that turn coffee into programs.

Programmers awake at 7am haven't been to bed yet!

Programmers never die, they branch off to a new address.

Programmers repeat it until done.

Programs: What software used to be, back when we knew how to write it.

Progress consists of replacing errors with more subtle errors.

Promote Crime Control. ARM THE VICTIMS!

Prosecutors will be transgressicuted.

Prosecutors will be violated.

Prosperity begets friends; adversity proves them.

Protocol Selection: (X)modem (Y)modem (Z)modem (C)-3PO

Public Office (n): last refuge of the incompetent.

Public floggings will continue until morale improves!

Pump me up, Shoot me off, Flyin' down the highway...

Pump up with Jim Kirk at the He's Dead Gym!

Puritan's Law: Evil is live spelled backwards.

Puritan's Second Law: If it feels good, don't do it.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Purple Heart: individual recognition for superior level of conformity.

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Push To Test. Release To Detonate.

Put Al Gore's brain in a pigeon and it'd fly backwards.

Put Windows on a bus and even local rides take forever

Put a different name on your bosses door...

Put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE!

panic: can't find /

panic: kernel trap (ignored)

ptr=(void *)666; /* The pointer from hell. */