This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

Q (to Amanda after destroying 2 galaxies): Was it good for you, too?

Q-Tip: When a omnipotent alien gives you advice.

Q. Where's the foxhole? A. Under its tail.

Q. Why is the universe here? A. Where else would it be?

Q: How do you drown a Blonde? A: Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool.

Q: How do you know Clinton is lying? A: His lips are moving.

Q: Is Schroedinger's Cat dead or alive? A: Yes.

Q: Why are Blonde jokes so short? A: So men can remember them.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They don't know any better.

Quality, Price, Service..., pick any two.

Quark, can you make me a Pangalactic Gargleblaster?

Quatrotriticale... 3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong!

Quayle of Borg: Speling is irelevante.

Question authority before they question YOU!