This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

RAP: Music for those who can't sing, read or write.

RIW: Re-Invent Wheel

ROA #1. Once you have their money, never give it back.

ROA #102. Nature decays, but Latinum lasts forever. --The Jem'Hadar

ROA #2. You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try.

ROA #3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.

ROA #34. War is good for business.

ROA #48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

ROA #57. Good customers are as rare as latinum, treasure them.

ROA #61. Never buy what can be stolen.

ROA #76. Every once in a while declare peace. It confuses your enemies.

ROM wasn't built in a day!

ROTFLASTC: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat.

Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!

Reach out and touch someone and you'll get your face slapped.

Real Programmers don't eat Cache!

Real Terror: A klingon liberal pit-bull with PMS on drugs named Hillary.

Real Users hate Real Programmers.

Real hackers use an axe!

Real leaders are ordinary people with extraordinary determination.

Real men know how to please a woman.

Real men know how to satisfy a woman.

Real men respect women.

Real programmers wrote game theory.

Real women always find someone to blame.

Real women don't ask directions. They know what to do.

Real women know a fool and his money when they see one.

Real women let the man open the door.

Reality (n.): Where the pizza dude comes from.

Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid.

Reality Overload Warning! Escape to Star Trek (Y/n)?

Reality corrupts. Absolute reality corrupts absolutely.

Reality down for maintenance work, full service will resume shortly.

Reality has been cancelled due to lack of interest.

Reality has been suspended until further notice.

Reality is a mass hallucination.

Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.

Reality is for people who can't handle computers.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Reality is too important to be taken seriously.

Really, honey, just one more message.

Rebel Alliance Diplomatic Dispatch... --Babylon V.

Reboot: What you do to the computer after the first kick fails...

Recall when sex was safe and jumping off towers wasn't?

Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless.

Recursion theorists do it in one go (Kleene normal form theorem).

Recycle garbage: Re-elect your Congressman!

Recycle! Today's Garbage is Tomorrow's America

Recycle! Use both sides of your toilet paper..

Red Dawn + Blue Thunder = Purple Rain.

Red Dragon's hitpoints: 25,000 Your hitpoints: 32 ...Uh-oh!

Redeeming the time, because the days are evil. (EPH 5:16)

Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.

Redundancy: Rich Lawyer.

Redundant book title: "Windows for Dummies"

Reference Manual: An object that raises the monitor to eye level.

Reform Congress: fire the bastards!

Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went...

Refrigerator: A place where you store the food before you throw it away.

Refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats... --Babylon V.

Regal Lager, It's not just a beer... It's a palindrome!

Registration is the sincerest form of flattery.

Reincarnation: Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield!

Relax, Dax. Take a chill pill, Trill!

Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich... -N. Bonaparte.

Religion... Probably kills more than it saves!!!

Religion: Organized intolerance.

Religous Backup: PRAY it doesn't crash!

Remarriage after divorce is the triumph of hope over experience.

Remeber when safe sex meant not getting caught?

Remember "Evian" spelled backwards is "Naive".

Remember What I Told You To Forget?

Remember kids, Satan loves you.

Remember kids, don't try this one at home.

Remember that a kick in the butt may equal a step forward.

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

Remember that overnight success usually takes about fifteen years.

Remember that the might oak was once a nut like you.

Remember that the person who steals an egg will steal a chicken.

Remember that you are unique... just like everyone else.

Remember the VW Anomaly... errr, Bug?

Remember the immortal words of Socrates: "I drank WHAT??!?!"

Remember when "Safe Sex" meant locking the door?

Remember when 'lots of ram' meant 32k?

Remember when 4K RAM encouraged efficient programming!

Remember when 64k was alot of memory?

Remember when 8% Inflation & 8% Unemployment was GOOD?

Remember when Potato had an 'e' and we all had jobs?

Remember when a trojan was a warrior?

Remember when swimming in the ocean. Your in THEIR home.

Remember your weapon is made by the lowest bidder!

Remember, Adolf Hitler was elected.

Remember, Big Brother is watching YOU!

Remember, I'm a Scotsman, who drinks Scotch, not a Scotchman!

Remember, Only forest fires can prevent bears.

Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. --Obiwan Kenobi.

Remember, all warning shots will be center-mass!

Remember, ants are only waiting for you to die...

Remember, deep down, even Jane Fonda is a greedy capitalist.

Remember, don't think and drive.

Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!

Remember, even if you win the rat race... you're still a rat.

Remember, in nuclear war, all men are cremated equal.

Remember, it's the early worm that gets eaten!

Remember, legislators cannot hear what we do not say.

Remember, let gravity be your friend!

Remember, only dead fish swim with the stream.

Remember, the end never justifies the meanness.

Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforations.

Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.

Remember, we're all counting on you!

Remember... --Spock.

Remember: A day without sunshine is like night.

Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early.

Remember: Incoming Artillary Fire Has Priority.

Remember: Live while you are still alive!

Remember: PASCAL can be cured if detected early.

Remember: Rape, Pillage, THEN Burn!

Remember: kittie heaven is mousie hell!

Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash.

Rent-a-lawyer: You lease 'em, we'll fleece 'em.

Rent?! --Sheridan. Thirty credits a week. --Ivanova.

Repairmen know the tricks of the trade, but not the trade!

Repel evil as a live leper.

Repent and return those library books!

Repentiums: 586s which Intel gives to customers without any hassles.

Replace broken Windows; get Unix!

Replace me with a computer? Why? It won't work either!

Replace user to continue.

Replicator. Pan Galactic Gargleblaster, extra nitro...32C.

Replicators broadcast your weight over the com channels when you snack.

Replies to police, #1 "El no speakum pork."

Report to Transporter Room 3! (Maximum dispersion, Chief.)

Reports of my death have been greatly understated. --SLR

Reproduced without permission. But weren't we all?

Republican rule: The more I get, the better off you are.

Republicans take control of House and Senate!! Hostage crisis ends!!!!

Republicans understand the importance of bondage. --Quayle.

Research is when you steal from 100 books.

Research professors do it only if they get grants.

Research shows that nine out of ten men who try camels... prefer women.

Resident Visitor is an oxymoron!

Resistance is futile. Your code has been assimilated!

Resistance is useless, if you have no volts or amps.

Resistance is useless. (if less than 1 ohm)

Resorting to lawyers is proof of failure.

Responsibility always exceeds authority.

Responsibility without power is like slavery.

Restrictor Plate (n): Chastity Belt for Intake Manifolds.

Results of your IQ test have come back. They are negative.

Retired teachers have no class at all.

Retirement: Twice as much husband, half as much money.

Retteb gnitteg s'ti timda ot evah I

Returning To Our Regularly Scheduled Flamethrowing...

Revenge is a dish best eaten cold.

Revenge is a dish best served after lasagna.

Revenge is a dish best served as soon as they forget.

Reverie: when pleasant thoughts bring sad thoughts.

Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

Reverse-engineering is the sincerest form of flattery.

Revolt now, while you still have the chance.

Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals.

Revolution: an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.

Reward for a job well done: more work.

Rich: Having Swiss money in an American bank.

Right Said Beverly: "I'm too sexy for my Captain."

Right Said Data: "I'm too sexy for my cat."

Right To Life Virus: Won't allow you to delete a file...

Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself.

Right now we're doing something called 'civil disobedience.' --Steve.

Right program, wrong parameters.

Right theory, wrong universe.

Rights of the people transcend powers of the government!

Rights, Sir, are NEVER anachronistic... Except to Tyrants.

Riker really respects rank ...Rhonda ...Rachel ...Rebecca....

Riker to Enterprise: Beam down Deanna and a six-pack.

Riker to Holodeck: "Woman, 23, Hot."

Riker to replicator: "Woman, 23, hot."

Rings of Saturn are made entirely of lost airline luggage.

Roadkill, n.: Vehicularly-compressed maladapted life form.

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads! --Doc.

Robbers demand your money or your life, women require both.

RoboNap: Sleeps for you while you are online.

Rode the Wave to Miami Shores, FL... succesfully!

Rodham Hood - she steals from everybody and gives to the government.

Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor? --Airplane II

Roman Catholicism: The world's oldest and largest franchise.

Romanian Government Announces Crash Program to Train New Pilots...

Romulan Ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions. --Kirk

Ronald McDonald keeps sticking his big mac in Wendy's hot n' juicy.

Ronald Wilson Reagan is an anagram for Insane Anglo Warlord.

Room Service? I need chocolate, whipped cream & a rope...

Rose are Red. Violets are Blue. The Klingons are here. So long to YOU!

Ross Perot for Grand Nagus!

Rule #103: Sleep could interfere... (not finished)

Rule #109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.

Rule #139: Wives serve; brothers inherit.

Rule #59: Free advice is seldom cheap.

Rules and models destroy genius and art.

Rules are guidelines to the wise, laws to the fool.

Rumors are like fire; they spead around and burn themselves out.

Rumors of my death have been... well, slightly exaggerated anyway. --Avon

Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Run POLITICALLY CORRECT before post? (Y/N/Screw em!)

Run Windows? I'd rather pee on an Electric Fence!

Run for cover! You have the dreaded Windows Virus!

Running Windows is no better than washing them.

Running Windows means never having to say: Task Complete!

Running Windows?! Of course I'#%^# NO CARRIER

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom.

Runtime Error $$33: Send $33 to Microsoft to continue...

Runtime Error 1079: Warranty just expired.

Runtime Error 3478:0251: Can not find computer.

Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

Rush hour: when traffic is at a standstill.

Rush is a harmless little fuzzball. So are tribbles.

Rush won't fly on a plane unless it has 2 right wings.

Rush! One man with so many enemies has to be right!

Rusty springs in the mousetrap.