This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

Vacuum cleaners suck (at least the good ones do...).

Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. The Collective has foreseen it

Vagina to penis: Surrender! I have you surrounded!

Vampires are blood relatives.

Vampires are cool... They like suck blood and stuff...

Vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.

Vampyra to the shy little boy: "Don't worry, I don't bite!"

Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music.

Variables won't; constants aren't.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter!!!

Vegetarians eat vegetables. Beware of humanitarians!

Vengence is mine, sayeth the Lord; but sometimes She subcontracts.

Veni Vidi Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

Violence on TV? What about that guy nailed to a cross?

Virtue is its own punishment.

Vogon Poetry Society: Corresponding Member.

Vote for "NONE of the ABOVE"

Vows of sacrifice, headless chickens dance in circles.

Voyager: To boldly get lost where no one has been lost before!

virus, virii, viriii, viriv, virv, virvi, virvii...