This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

"We need freedom and living space." --Klingon. "Hitler, 1938." --Kirk.

"Will you help me?" --FH. "" --CP.

WARNING: This PC Is Protected By Cat With Black Belt In Mouse Kwan Do!

WENCH: Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness!

Wait a minute Officer, you're a public servant. Get me a beer!

Waiter, there's no fly in my soup! --Kermit.

Walk in shadows, but watch out for the cat.

Walk on barefoot for me, suffer some misery, if you want my love.

Walk softly and carry a 500 gigawatt laser.

Wander down the ancient hallway, taking the stairs only one at a time.

Wanna be a Power User? Go stick a fork in an electrical outlet.

Wanna really impress someone? Pray in Enochian.

Wanna reduce crime? Disarm the government!

Want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!

Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister!

Want me to create a diversion?

Want my guns? Come in range and get them.

Want to own a small business? Buy a big one and wait.

Wanted: Customers. We will train.

Wanted: Guillotine operator. Good chance to get ahead.

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Wanted: Woman with computer. Send photo of computer.

War debt: alimony.

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. --Charles Edward Montague.

War is Imminent, Journalists massing on the border.

War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. --Thomas Mann.

War is just a hostile corporate take over.

War: fight 'em, whip 'em, feed 'em and finance 'em.

Warding off the evil spirits from your system...

Warette: A little war.

Warm bed? Nope. Kind word? Sorry. Unlimited power? Let's talk.

Warm hands, cold heart.

Warned you have been. --Yoda.

Warning on knife: "Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children."

Warning: Air conditioned environment. Do not open Windows!

Warning: Area Protected by Highly Trained Attack Butterflies.

Warning: Contents under pressure.

Warning: Do not stare into laser with remaining eye ball.

Warranty void if tag(line) removed.

Wars kill people. Governments cause wars. Let's ban government!

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Was the Enterprise built by the lowest bidder?

Was today really necessary?

Wasting time is an important part of life.

Watch out for low flying butterflies...

Watch out for off-by-one errors.

Watch out for shadows. They move when you're not looking at them.

Watch out! He's got a pun, and he's not afraid to use it.

Watch your pennies... the government will take care of your dollars.

Water can both float and sink a ship.

Water holds no scars...

Water in the West runs uphill toward money.

Water taken in moderation, cannot do very much harm.

Water wears the rock.

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We Are Hard Pressed On Every Side, But Not Crushed. --2 Cor 4:8.

We Fight The Fire While We're Feeding The Flames...

We Reserve the Right to Arm Bears!

We aim to please, and shoot to kill!

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.

We all are vulnerable, in one way or another.

We all have opinions. Mine are the correct ones.

We all have our darker side. We need it...

We all have power to do harm. --Seneca the Younger.

We all sleep in a single subroutine...

We always fight about money and sex. She charges me too much.

We apologize for the previous apology...

We are Bundy of Borg. Peg, Assimilate 'em!

We are Descartes of Borg: Non cogito, ergo ***puff of smoke***.

We are Microsoft, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated...

We are NOT lost! I know EXACTLY where we are! Where are we? We're lost.

We are NOT surrounded; we are in a target-rich area.

We are Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all we're all just Borgs in The Wall.

We are Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be or not to be.

We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

We are immortal, but only for a very limited time.

We are in bondage to the law in order that we may be free. --Cicero.

We are incapable of loving another unless we love ourselves.

We are never so generous as when giving advice.

We are none of us wise; we are all on the way to wisdom.

We are not amused.

We are not going to make the same mistake once.

We are now armed with... MIGHTY JOINT!

We are now the Knights who say EckkyEckkyEckkyPtangZooboingBzowie!!!

We are of the same chain.

We are prepared to go to the gates of hell... but no further.

We are ships that pass in the night.

We are strong; no one can tell us we're wrong.

We are the Knights who say Ni!

We are the people our parents warned us about.

We aren't sure how clouds form. But they know, that is what counts.

We came in peace, but you attacked us like beasts.

We came over hill and under hill, by wave and wind, for revenge!

We can talk all night but that'll never change the way that I feel.

We can't control the wind, but we can adjust our sails.

We can't stop crime, so let's legalize it and tax it out of business.

We cannot be held responsible if you mistake this tagline for a disclaimer.

We cannot change and survive unless we survive and change.

We cannot truly love anybody at whom we cannot laugh.

We change not from seeing the light; but feeling the heat.

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them. --Khalil Gibran.

We compound our suffering by victimising each other.

We could buy all kinds of important things, like... Love! --Homer.

We could find that we're all alone in the dreams of the proud.

We create our own reality according to our beliefs.

We dare defend our rights.

We demand peaceful relations or we'll blow up your planet.

We deny the allegations, and defy the allegator!

We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing!

We do not refer to the Holy Trinity as Big Daddy, Junior and the Spook.

We do not remember days; we remember moments. --Cesare Pavese.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

We do some things for money, and anything for glory.

We don't eat our enemies! We have lawyers for that!

We fall in love with a personality but we must live with a character.

We fight only when there is no other choice.

We give women money to have more children.

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.

We hate more passionately than we love.

We have a proud tradition of accepting only large bribes.

We have been promised, a land of our own.

We have confused the free with the free and easy.

We have deep depth. --Yogi Berra.

We have found a witch! May we burn her? --The Holy Grail.

We have just enough religion to hate, but not enough to love. --J. Swift.

We have lots of criminal lawyers. We just haven't convicted any yet.

We have loved, burned by fate...

We have more in common than you think: 99.999% identical DNA. --FH.

We have no "rights" here; only privileges.

We have nothing to be proud of but everything to be thankful for.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself or maybe a vengeful maniac.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself... oh, and that exam next week.

We have nothing to fear except that which frightens us.

We have standards and expect you not to exceed them.

We have the best Congress that money can buy.

We have the right to survive!

We have to get the status quo back to what it was before.

We have toiled all night, and have taken nothing. --Luke 5:5.

We have you surrounded! Drop your carrier! NO CARRIER.

We haven't got a clue, but we are working on the problem!

We haven't heard the Devil's side. God wrote all the books.

We hold these truths to be self-evident...

We humans have a streak of barbarism in us...

We hurt your feelings? GOOD!

We judge reality by the responses of our senses.

We just wanna get our damned mail through... is that a crime?

We kill people to show people that killing is wrong...

We know the speed of light, but what's the speed of dark?

We laughed in the faces of kings, never afraid to burn... --Tori Amos.

We learn by our mistakes, why do I make so many?

We learn from history that we do not learn from history.

We look, but don't see, We listen, but don't hear...

We love Al Bundy but we love his daughter more.

We love you, but we don't like ya!

We may be lost, but look how fast we're going!

We may have more in common than she thinks.

We missed you! We'll aim better next time...

We most firmly believe what we least know.

We need a little political house cleaning like France's 1788 mop up.

We need new dreams tonight. --U2.

We need the poor... who else would clean up our mess?

We never know whether we are victors or whether we are defeated.

We no longer know your heart, Delenn. --The Grey Council.

We now return to our regurally scheduled flame throwing.

We now return you to... The Thread That Would Not Die.

We prefer not to change the root password, it's an nice easy one.

We said you'd get your money back, we didnt say _when_.

We saw the heavens break and all the world go down to sleep.

We seek the Grail!

We shall be free...

We shall never forget and never forgive.

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.

We teach best what we most need to learn.

We the People may institute a new government if required.

We throw flowers at the dead and mud at the living.

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

We'll fight'em 'til hell freezes over, then we'll fight'em on the ice.

We'll pay you to do nothing, we'll tax you if you work.

We're Marines....we don't die, we go to Hell and regroup!

We're all bio-degradable.

We're all doomed.

We're not Evil; we're the Dark Side of Good.

We're not worthy.

Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs.

Welcome to California. Now, go home.

Welcome to Florida. Now get the hell out.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your copy of Windows.

Welcome to New Zealand, set your watch back 20 years.

Welfare mothers make better lovers.

Welfare should be as hard to get as a building permit.

Welfare slowly but surely cripples the pride of those who receive it.

Welfare: Software that is paid for, but not by the user.

Well, whip me gently with a chainsaw!

What 2 words contain the most letters? Post office.

What ARE you babbling about?

What I have written, I have written.

What I lack in restraint, I make up for in remorse.

What I need is a well-deserved rest, but I haven't deserved it yet.

What I need now is some good denial... or a diversion.

What I really need is honesty, from someone with a strong heart.

What a surprise, you ARE dumber than you look!

What are you going to do, kill me? Everybody dies.

What aspect of _NO_ dont' you understand?

What attorneys fear most: the end of crime.

What can strike a Marine without him even knowing it? A thought.

What can you do for me?

What comes around goes around.

What comes from the heart, goes to the heart.

What did God say after He created man? [I can do better than this]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass!

What did the cream ever do to deserve to be whipped?

What do computer engineers use for birth control? Their personalities.

What do mailcarriers do when they are angry? They stamp their feet.

What do you call a blonde at the library? Lost!

What do you call a golden retriever? A smart blonde!

What do you mean "I'm fired," I thought slaves were sold.

What do you mean I always answer a question with another question?

What do you mean this isn't the teenage lesbian nazi hookers echo?

What do you mean, "All Hailing Frequencies BUSY!"?

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow? --The Holy Grail.

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? "Have another beer."

What does a female cat call her reproductive organ?

What does not kill us makes us extremely nauseous.

What follows two days of rain? Monday of course...

What goes around, comes around; and bites you on the rear.

What happens if you yell "theatre!!" in a crowded firehouse?

What happens if you're scared half to death twice?

What happens to bad women? Prosperity!

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

What happens when a Marine gets Alzheimer's? His IQ goes up!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's? Her IQ goes up!

What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull.

What has reality ever done for ME? It made misery real!

What if I can't afford a lawyer?

What if I'm already bent?

What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!

What is "obscenity"? Whatever gets the judge excited.

What is a blonde's mating call? "I'm SOOO drunk!" [giggle]

What is a cult? Not enough people to make a minority.

What is a lie but the truth in drag?

What is friendship? Two bodies and one soul.

What is it like to feel pain?

What is the world to a man who's wife is a widow?

What is this "Twit list" and how can I get in on it?

What is this "real life" I keep hearing about?

What is worth doing is worth overdoing.

What is written without effort is read without pleasure.

What is your excuse? Why haven't I heard from you?

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

What kind of 'kludge' is that, Dave?

What kind of world is it where the reality is weirder then the satire?

What light speed? I can even surpass dark speed.

What little ears shouldn't hear, big mouths shouldn't say.

What luck for rulers that men do not think. --Hitler.

What man have you ever seen who was contented with one crime only?

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What orators lack in depth they make up in length.

What problem are we trying to solve here?

What profits a man should he gain the world, but lose his friend?

What really happens when you exercise daily is that you die healthier.

What seems apparent is not always true.

What shall I do about who I am?

What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRETRUCK!

What strange shape? Oh, that's just Odo forming an opinion.

What the f**k was that? --Mayor of Hiroshima.

What the fool does in the end, the wise man does in the beginning.

What the gods get away with, the cows don't.

What the heart feels comes right out of the keyboard.

What the hell didn't happen here?

What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.

What the public thinks depends on what the public hears.

What the text giveth, the footnote taketh away.

What this world needs is a damn good plague.

What time is it at the North Pole?

What two things in the air get a woman pregnant? Legs.

What was that password again? 'Shazam?' --Garibaldi.

What was that ripping sound? Oh, just the Constitution!

What we call male power produced female power.

What we call morals is simply blind obedience to words of command.

What we have here is a failure to commun%#^$)_*$% NO CARRIER

What we need here is hard Data. --Tasha Yar.

What we need is love? NOT. What we need is TOLERANCE!

What we need now is a 'Bill Of Wrongs'.

What we respect we always do, but what we do not respect we ignore.

What will be, will be.

What women consider flirting, men consider teasing.

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

What would MacGyver do now?

What would happen if entropy suddenly broke down?

What would happen if one siamese twin committed suicide?

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What would happen if we opened a jump point inside a jump gate?

What would the world be like if there were no rhetorical questions?

What you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you're saying.

What you don't know helps us hurt you!

What you feed, grows. Plants, Children, Love, Hate, Fear.

What you need is love potion #9.

What you observe is real; nothing else exists.

What you say can mean anything, but what you do means everything.

What you see revealed within the anger is worth the pain.

What you want, must, and need to do are seldom congruent.

What you worship determines what you become.

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Hump Me, Dump Me!

What's a girl to do without her whip this day and age?

What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.

What's a nice person like me doing in a place like this?

What's a small tort? A tortilla!

What's done to children is done to society.

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? --The Holy Grail.

What's the cure for an achy breaky heart? An itchy twitchy twat.

What's the speed of dark?

What's the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight?

What's the white stuff in a woman's knickers? Clitty litter.

What's this "beta" that all these people keep testing?

What's this hash prompt on my terminal mean?

What, will you tear impatient answers from my gentle tongue?

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

Whatever you do, don't disobey her.

Whatever you do, you'll regret it.

Whatever you're doing, I forgive you.

When ALL machines can understand each-other, will progress be made.

When Clinton promised change, voters wrongly assumed for the better.

When Data assimilates data, is he being a cannibal?

When Dax visited the planet Arrakis, the Fremmen shouted, "Wormsign!"

When Eve arrived, this was no longer a man's world.

When God created man, She was still testing.

When I _want_ protecting, I'll lock _myself_ in a small box.

When I asked for a raise, I didn't mean a tax raise!

When I count my blessings, I count you twice!

When I die, cremate me, make soap from ashes and send to a sorority...

When I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger!

When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. -Darth Vader.

When I lie down to sleep, I dream in landscape mode.

When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.

When I said gimme a break, I didn't mean break my leg!

When I say nothing, I don't necessarily mean nothing.

When I say, Jump, you better jump!

When I talk to myself, I'm talkin' to the wrong person.

When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean. --Humpty Dumpty.

When I want your opinion, you'll be issued necessary forms.

When I was a boy, we had to carve our IC's out of wood.

When I was a child we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.

When I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping.

When I'm finally proclaimed Empress, this will change!

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better. --Mae West.

When a friend makes a mistake, don't rub it in. Rub it out.

When a man is down everyone runs over him.

When a man talks dirty to a women, it's sexual harassment.

When a man's wife learns to understand him, she stops listening to him.

When a subject becomes obsolete, it becomes required.

When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.

When a wise man argues with a woman, he says nothing!

When a woman cease to attract men, she turns to radical feminism.

When a woman suffers in silence, she really does.

When a woman thinks quickly, it is called intuition. --Barbro Alving.

When achieving orgasm, do atheists pant "Oh, randomness! Oh, chance!"?

When agnostics die, do they go to the Great Perhaps?

When all else fails, call Bill Gates at home!

When all else fails, dig out the dusty user's manual.

When all else fails, follow your wife's instructions.

When all else fails, read the nurses.

When all else is lost, the future still remains... sad.

When all is said and done, more has been said than done.

When all you have are laws, everyone looks like a criminal.

When an old person dies, a library burns down.

When anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

When arguing with a woman, give up. She's right.

When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf juyy unir cevinpl.

When dating is a minefield for men, both sexes suffer in loneliness.

When did rules ever stop a determined feline?

When does the marriage license expire?

When dogma enters the brain, all intellectual activity ceases.

When dreaming stops, the time to die has arrived.

When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.

When everyone agress with me, I know I'm wrong.

When faith goes to market, it always takes a basket.

When fate shuts a door, come in through the window.

When fishing, it's not how big of a worm you have but how you wiggle it.

When freedom destroys order, desire for order will destroy freedom.

When girls are abused, we offer help, not so when boys are abused.

When gone are we, the last Jedi you will be.

When government insists on treating you like a criminal, act like one.

When grasping at straws, any straw will do.

When guns are outlawed, only the criminals will have guns!

When has politics ever successfully determined what is correct?

When he came there was no light. When he left there was no darkness.

When in Doubt, do as the Doubtians do.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

When in doubt, change the rules. --James T. Kirk.

When innocent lovers dance like angels on fire.

When it comes to excuses, the world is full of great inventors.

When it comes to heartaches, I'd rather give then receive.

When it comes to the important things one is always alone.

When it works, it's a wedding; when it doesn't it's a lawsuit.

When it works, it's courtship; when it doesn't, Sexual Harassment!

When it's brown, it's cooking; when it's black, it's done.

When killing killers is outlawed, only killers will kill.

When life begins with needles and pins, it ends with sword and knives.

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice. I mess up everthing.

When life hands you lemons, let them rot and throw them back.

When looking for faults, use a mirror, not a telescope.

When man builds better mousetraps, nature builds better mice.

When management sings soprano, we sing the blues.

When mind goes blank, be sure to turn off sound.

When money speaks, truth keeps silent.

When my mind's made up, don't try to confuse me with the facts!

When my ship came in, I was at the airport.

When nations die, history is written by the winning side.

When need is greatest help is nearest.

When news breaks, we give you the pieces.

When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. --Yoda.

When no message came I knew it must have been from you.

When one can no longer dream, the time to die has arrived.

When one is helping another, both are strong.

When one is in a penalty box, tears are permitted. --Picard.

When opportunity knocked, I wasn't home!

When opportunity knocks, invite it to stay for dinner!

When other groups are victims, we acknowledge their powerlessness.

When panning with the sieve of memory, beware of fool's gold.

When patterns are broken, new worlds can emerge.

When people are alienated, they become rebellious.

When people are the least sure, they are often the most dogmatic.

When poverty knocks at the door, love flies out the window.

When riding dragons, don't let your mind go blank.

When s**t happens, you must become one with it. --Bhuddist.

When shall we three meet again, in thunder, in lightning, or in rain?

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions. --Eric.

When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion.

When standing before God, you better have a good lawyer!

When the Angel of Death comes knocking, you can't run out the back door.

When the Gods want to punish us, they give us what we want.

When the People lead, the Leaders will follow.

When the candles are out, all women are fair.

When the cat and mouse agree, the grocer is ruined.

When the consumer isn't observing this product, it may cease to exist.

When the dream dies, so does the dreamer.

When the exceptions outnumber the rules, exchange them.

When the husband has no wisdom, the wife has no pride.

When the mage draws her two handed sword, you know you're in trouble.

When the masochist says "hurt me" the sadist says "NO!"

When the mind is ready, a teacher appears. --Zen saying.

When the money starts to dwindle it's time for another swindle.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

When the rich make war, it's the poor that die.

When the roll is called up yonder... Bye, y'all!

When the trust goes out of a relationship, it's no fun lying anymore.

When the wine goes in, the secrets come out.

When the world turn it's back on you, you turn your back on the world.

When they come for your guns, give 'em the bullets first.

When they outlaw guns we will still have swords.

When they tie me up I end up getting a free ride.

When they're down... KICK 'EM!!!

When things are going well, something will go wrong.

When things just can't get any worse, they will.

When things look dark, hold your head high so it can rain up your nose.

When thou goest to woman, she takes her whip. --Nietzsche, Revised.

When thou goest to woman, take thy whip. --Nietzsche.

When trapped on a hostile world, it helps to be hostile. --SLR.

When truth entails tremendous ruin, lies are pardoned.

When virtue recognises itself as virtue it immediately becomes vice.

When waking a dragon, use a very long stick.

When was the last time you came in for a worming?

When we are able to forgive, amazing things can happen.

When we oppose evil, God stands with us and empowers us.

When will then be now? Soon Sir. --Spaceballs.

When women are divorced they treat vegetables like men.

When women are married they treat men like vegetables.

When women cease to attract men, they turn to radical feminism.

When women commit homicide, almost 90% of victims are men.

When women go bad, men go right after them.

When women led, it was still men left dead.

When working a problem, it helps to know the answer.

When written correctly, legalese is perfectly incomprehensible.

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target.

When you are mathematically wrong, try multiplying by the page number.

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed...

When you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

When you become dead, you join a very large organization.

When you can't control the wind, adjust the sails.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. --Yogi Berra.

When you control a man's information sources, you control his mind.

When you discover you are dead, avoid driving a car.

When you drop a bomb, you don't need to defend it.

When you find true fellowship, welcome it and keep it sacred.

When you get there, there's no there there.

When you get what you want, you don't want it as much.

When you go far enough, you'll meet yourself.

When you grab a tiger by the tail... expect to get bit.

When you have eliminated the impossible, what remains is unacceptable!

When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.

When you kiss a smoker, you lick an ashtray.

When you love in your heart, magic happens!

When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

When you marry, your family tree can become a forest.

When you open Windows, you let bugs in!

When you order the soup of the day, be sure to ask WHICH day.

When you pedal backwards, are you recycling?

When you play country music backwards, you get back yer job and yer girl.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on!

When you say you will pray for me, you realise you are prey for me.

When you secure an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

When you seek it, you cannot find it. --Zen saying.

When you seek revenge, first dig two graves.

When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip its point in honey.

When you show others you are a live wire, they won't step on you.

When you sit on Pinocchio's face... make him lie!

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

When you stop to think, don't forget to start again.

When you stretch the truth, beware of the snap back.

When you think your toys have gone berserk...

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

When you win the rat-race, you're still a rat.

When you wish upon a star, chances are it won't go far...

When you're away, the cat wipes her butt on your pillow.

When you're dead, anything's funny. --John Lennon.

When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard.

When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.

When you're lost, admit it and ask for directions!

When you've got no choice, be brave.

When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

When you've made a mistake, correct it immediately!

When you've made all the mistakes, you are an expert.

When your head is in the sand, your behind is a target.

When your knees knock, kneel on them.

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

When your mom says try it you'll like it, you probably won't like it.

When your opponent is down, kick him.

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.

Whenever I get a grip on reality, the handle falls off.

Whenever I meet a woman who would make a good wife, she is.

Whenever Possible, Put People On Hold.

Whenever books are burned, men, also, are burned. --Heinrich Heine.

Whenever two lesbians kiss, an angel gets her wings. --A. Napellus.

Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope.

Where Only True Gods Come to Play.

Where Time has no meaning.

Where a man can be a man; at the Nudie Bar! --Al Bundy.

Where a mind is closed, truth cannot enter.

Where all the Masochists go to get abused.

Where anything can happen, but usually doesn't.

Where are my dreamers? --Jim Morrison.

Where are the dreams that I've been after?

Where are those angels when you need them?

Where belief is painful, we are slow to believe. --Ovid.

Where can I buy some good protection for the mind?

Where can I buy those "magic" bullets?

Where can I get a celebrity hunting licence like O.J. has?

Where citizens count, subjects are slaves.

Where did birds sit before there were telephone wires?

Where did you dig up that old fossil...

Where do I go now that I've gone too far?

Where do broken hard disks go?

Where light of knowledge is brightest, the shadows are always deepest.

Where my heart lies, let my brain know best to avoid.

Where the heart is engaged, the mind is nowhere to be found.

Where the keyboard is mightier than the sword.

Where there's a whip, theres a slave.

Where there's no emotion, there's no motive for violence.

Where there's smoke, you'll find my old flame.

Where you go from here is entirely up to you.

Where you sit determines what you see.

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Where you walk, I will walk. I have sworn myself to your side. --Lennier.

Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him?

Where's my babel fish? Dammit! I can't understand a thing!

Where's there's smoke, there's toast.

Which Witch is Which?

While loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.

While money can't buy happiness, it does let you choose your misery.

While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.

While the sun sinks low, an H-bomb in reverse. --Jim Morrison.

While there are tests, there will be prayer in schools!

Whip me, beat me... OUCH, that hurt!

Whisper to me, my love, for I fear I'm losing the world.

White noise: Full spectrum. Pink noise: Filtered. Black noise: Rap.

Who are you to judge?

Who can crawl like a dog without scrapping his knees?

Who can face the knowledge that the truth is not the truth?

Who can remain still until the moment of action?

Who ceases to be a friend, never was one.

Who needs friends when you can hallucinate...

Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?

Who peed in YOUR gene pool?

Who protects us from the protectors?

Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?

Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine" never had a rib injury.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Whoever said talk is cheap never hired a lawyer.

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane.

Whom gods would destroy, they first give Windows.

Whom the gods wish to destroy they first make fall in love.

Whoops, I formatted the root disk.

Whose belief is correct and how do we prove it? --Delenn.

Why am I always the last to know about these things?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited?

Why aren't there any Dumb Brunette jokes? Blondes can't think of any.

Why be good when you can be bad better?

Why be humble when you can be insane?

Why be normal; it's boring!

Why can't I find the woman of my dreams when I'm awake?

Why can't the women put the toilet seat back up?

Why did God give women nipples? To make suckers out of men.

Why did Shakespeare use so many famous quotations in his work?

Why do good looking Blondes dye their roots black?

Why do smokers think the world is their ashtray?

Why does cargo go by ship, but shipments go by truck?

Why does free love cost so much?

Why doesn't copy and paste work on my checkbook?

Why doesn't encrypted mean the same as entombed?

Why don't you drink some spot remover and disappear?

Why don't you let some bugs in? Open up Windows-<whatever>.

Why give her diamonds? She won't LIVE forever...

Why is Lady Justice Blindfold: She hates to see lawyers.

Why is it when I hit the CTRL key I'm still not in control?

Why look at the docs? Nurses look a lot better!

Why put off 'til tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?

Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever?

Why question authority? It doesn't know either!

Why should I worship something I'm going to overthrow?

Why wait until I'm dead to say good things about me?

Why was the hospitalized Lawyer reading a Bible? Looking for Loopholes!

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Why, oh why, Lord, did you create stupid people too?

Wicked Message Found. (D)elete (S)ave (U)ncoil Whip?

Wife who puts husband in dog house, often finds him in cat house.

Wife: Did the maid come today? Hus: (g) Several times.

Wild Women Don't Get The Blues!

Will I dream, Dave? --HAL-9000.

Will agree with everything you say for food.

Will agree with everything you say for sex.

Will buy keyboards with the [ANY] key!

Will communicate during next favorable satellite overpass.

Will is dead, can we stop firing at him now?

Will it ever end?

Will work for sex.

Will you be our EVIL queen?

Will you teach me? --Sheridan. Yes. --Kosh.

WinErr 002: No Error - Yet.

WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered.

Windows from the people who brought you the 640K limit!

Windows(tm): My God, it's full of Bugs... --Windows Odyssey since Win 1.0

Wir sind heute gekommen... Ihnen mitzuteilen... dass Ihre Ausreise... -Genscher

Wisdom begins by understanding the depth of your ignorance.

Wise man say, OK to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl!

Wish I could show you how much I care...

Wish we could make a connection.

Wishes won't wash dishes.

Wit is educated insolence.

Witches have hex appeal.

With Hope in the Future, There's Power in the Present!

With a heart full of hate and a lust for vomit....

With every wish there comes a curse.

With liberty and justice for all who can afford it.

With peace in their hearts and burning death in the skies...

With prior notice, death is an acceptable excuse for being absent.

With proper training, men behave quite nicely.

With proper training, men can make interesting pets!

With so many diseases, it's not safe for a vampire to bite anymore.

With the first link, a chain is forged... --Jdg. Aaron Satie.

With words, minds are changed and people are made aware.

Within the heart of a slave girl, burns a desire to serve.

Without a friend, the world is but a wilderness.

Without a noise, without my pride. I reach out from the inside...

Without adventure civilization is in full decay.

Without challenge there is no achievement.

Without love and trust all you can be in life is alone.

Without love in the dream it will never come true.

Without love, life is a rip-off.

Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be worthless.

Without your ignorance, my knowledge would be meaningless!

Wives are like trains, once they're rolling it's hard to stop them.

Woman who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat-house.

Woman who spends much time on bedsprings, may have offsprings.

Woman will be the last thing tamed by man. --Meridith.

Woman's intuition is often only male transparency.

Woman's one notable invention: Perpetual emotion.

Woman: Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Women "solve" problems by murdering them.

Women *do* come with instructions; just ask one.

Women almost always receive lower bail for equal crimes.

Women always have clean minds, they change them so often!

Women are among nature's most scenic wonders.

Women are meant to be loved, not understood. --Oscar Wilde.

Women are the real architects of society.

Women are to be served and obeyed!

Women can accuse without being cross-examined the same way a man is.

Women don't make fools out of men... they only direct the performance.

Women dress alike all over the world; they dress to annoy other women.

Women exercise death penalty, government can't.

Women get more protection than men.

Women have always had the last word, and now they add lib.

Women in cages: kinky movie, men in cages: social solution.

Women in love are less ashamed than men, having less to be ashamed of.

Women like silent men; they think we're listening.

Women may not hit harder, but they may hit lower.

Women prefer men with a tender side. Legal, that is.

Women speak two languages: one is verbal.

Women take to good hearted men. Also from.

Women want rights but want men to have the responsibilities.

Women were born to lie, and men to believe them.

Women who fight for their rights by bashing men perpetuate sexism.

Women! Give 'em an inch and they think they're a ruler.

Wonder how many enemies I've made today?

Words are the voice of the heart.

Words only mean what their listeners let them mean.

Work Harder! Millions on welfare are depending on you!

Work harder, millions on welfare depend on it!

Worry casts a huge shadow on a small problem.

Would it help if I got out and pushed? --Princess Leia.

Would it save some time if I gave up and went mad now?

Would it touch you deeper, tears that fall, from eyes, that only cry.

Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?

Would you be so kind as to clarify what your words meant? Thank you.

Would you have the grace to discorporate?

Would you let a bug escape because it did not bite you?

Would you like me better if I were tied down?

Would you please continue the petty bickering? --Data.

Wouldn't nuclear winter cancel out the greenhouse effect?

Wouldn't you like to be a lesbian too?

Wow! Conception! What a reality!

Write injuries in sand, and kindnesses in marble.

Writing a program is nothing but debugging a blank page.