This is a collection of taglines (one-liners), selected from the huge database at www.taglinesgalore.com.

Yawn: The only time a man gets to open his mouth.

Ye canna change the lawsa physics! --Scotty. Speak for yourself !*snap! --Q.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad!

Yeah I got a good heart, I wouldn't hurt a soul.

Yeah, I fired a warning shot... in his chest.

Yeah, I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.

Yeah, but my mother-in-law is MEANER than YOURS.

Yep, there can't be inter-species breeding.

Yes Dear, I'll be off the computer in just a minute.

Yes Dear, just a few more minutes...

Yes, Hate. But never fear. Fear is for the enemy.

Yes, I speak email.

Yes, I'm a power user... my computer is plugged in.

Yes, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry indeed. It won't happen again.

Yes, and by the same token, no.

Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.

Yoda of Borg I am. Assimilated you will be. Resistance futile is!

Yoda, you seek Yoda!

Yogurt has taught you well. --Dark Helmet, Spaceballs.

Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries! --Dark Helmet.

You ASCII Stupid Question, You Get Stupid ANSI.

You BITCH; Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human being!

You EAT your God? Ewww, gross!

You HAD to remind me, didn't you?

You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me.

You Idiots! You've captured their stunt doubles! --Spaceballs.

You Never Have Mail.

You RAZED the bridge? I said, "RAISE the bridge!"

You act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

You ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer!

You always have time for someone you care for.

You always hurt the one you love... I goddamn ADORE you!

You always pass failure on the way to success.

You and I must have gone to different schools together!

You appear to be suffering from Clue Deficiency Disorder

You are *always* entitled to your own stupid opinion.

You are a completely unique individual, just like everybody else.

You are a figment of my imagination. I can terminate you at will.

You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor!

You are a rare treasure. Maybe someone will bury you.

You are always welcome in my territory at your own risk.

You are asked to leave for want of a smile. --Jim Morrison

You are at Witt's End.

You are clearly the best warrior in the realm.

You are confident of things you know nothing about.

You are confused; but this is your normal state.

You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances

You are entitled to your opinion, no matter how misguided.

You are fully dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth. --Worf.

You are having far too much fun at my expense. --Ivanova.

You are in error. No one is screaming. Thank you.

You are making progress if each mistake is a new one.

You are more than before.

You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.

You are not being harassed, if you have to look to find it.

You are not to do evil, that good may be or result there from.

You are not worthless; you can always be used as a bad example.

You are on your own, there.

You are only as dead as you think you are.

You are performing up to your normal sub-standard.

You are right Sir. I do tend to babble. --Data.

You are so nerdy you wouldn't pass the Turing test.

You are standing on my toes.

You are taking the universe out of context.

You are twisted and depraved... I like that in a person.

You are unwise to lower your defenses.

You are welcome to my world, eventhough I wasn't in yours. --FH to CP.

You are welcome.

You aren't merely welcome here: you belong here...

You aren't the person I was pretending you were.

You ask me to enter but then you make me crawl. --U2.

You beg me to go, then make me stay, why do you hurt me so?

You better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet!

You better make up MY mind! --FH.

You better make up your mind.

You better tell her that you love her, before it's too late.

You can always break glass with a sledgehammer.

You can always tell a German, but you can't tell him much.

You can be *weird*, but please don't be a stranger.

You can borrow a heart and return it too. --FH.

You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave. --Eagles.

You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.

You can disagree without being disagreeable.

You can dream, so dream out loud. --U2.

You can fool some of the people and really piss them off.

You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that is sufficient.

You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings. --NIN.

You can hear the whistle blow. A hundred miles.

You can judge a man by the words he doesn't utter when angry. --FH.

You can judge persons by they way they behave when under pressure. --FH.

You can learn from this, I suggest you do.

You can live outside the law, but you must be honest.

You can logout any time you want, but you can never leave!

You can make me want you anytime you want to.

You can never be too careful when choosing your enemies.

You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.

You can never have too much ammo.

You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.

You can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

You can observe a lot just by watching. --Yogi Berra.

You can only be truly free if everyone else is truly free.

You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You can pick your friends, but you can't roll them into green balls.

You can put a hawk in a songbird's cage, but it's still a hawk.

You can read it! No, I'm just clearing my throat. --Spaceballs.

You can run, but you can't hide...

You can teach an old dog new tricks, under protest.

You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.

You can thank me later... No grovelling, please.

You can walk all over dead people, they don't mind!

You can't achieve anything without getting in someone's way.

You can't always be the best but you should always try your best.

You can't argue with a sick mind!

You can't argue with a woman when she's tired... or when she's rested.

You can't buy my soul for gold, but my heart's for hire.

You can't call 911 now! I'm downloading!

You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.

You can't dream too much; you can't do enough to make your dreams come true.

You can't fool me; I know what an idiot is!!!

You can't get away with everything but it's fun to try.

You can't hear it, but the universe is laughing at you behind your back.

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.

You can't leave during a family crisis.

You can't live on hope alone, nor can you live without it.

You can't love somebody until you learn about hate.

You can't push away your conscience.

You can't read a someone like a book but it's fun browsing the pages.

You can't reason with someone who has a twisted mind.

You can't simply say, "Today I will be brilliant."

You can't spank the monkey if he's on your back.

You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it.

You can't un-melt a snowflake...

You can't underestimate the power of fear.

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

You cannot give away kindness, it always comes back to you.

You cannot serve both God and money. --Matthew 6:24.

You could infuriate a rock. --Sophocles.

You could learn a lesson here.

You disagree? May I plea guilty by reason of sanity?

You don't care about me. I don't care about that. --Hendrix.

You don't end prejudice by changing the words for it.

You don't fool me, 'cause I know what you feel.

You don't have the right to _force_ your own opinion on others.

You don't have to explain something you never said.

You don't have to try, you just have to be...

You don't miss the old neighbourhood until you move away.

You don't need a backup unless you don't have one.

You don't own the only heart that's been broken.

You failed. Watch out for the Gom Jabbar.

You find out who your friends are after that first nervous breakdown.

You folks telling me that intolerance is a Traditional Family Value?

You frightened me. Do it again.

You gave me nothing, now it's all I got.

You get a splinter in your finger every time you scratch your forehead.

You get the most of what you need the least.

You go to heaven and God sneezes. What do you say?

You got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you?

You got me where you want me.

You got to cry without weeping. --U2.

You got to cry, do it by yourself and be quick about it.

You got to know when to banish, know when to vanish

You gotta be smart to be crazy.

You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem...

You hate mail.

You have a diarrhea of words and constipation of thought.

You have a higher tolerance level than most people in this country...

You have a right to be stupid but don't abuse the privilege.

You have a room-temperature I.Q.

You have a slow clock.

You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.

You have been targeted for termination.

You have entered a dark place...

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness.

You have hate mail.

You have junk mail.

You have made an enemy today.

You have managed to stay in good standing with me.

You have many friends and very few living enemies.

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.

You have personal mail. Assume warm glow? (Y/N).

You have several screws loose.

You have taken yourself too seriously.

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today

You have this "just spanked" look about you.

You have to be sharp to be on the cutting edge.

You have to run between the raindrops if you want to see the sun...

You have your problems, and I have yours.

You haven't converted a man because you've silenced him.

You hit the nail right between the eyes.

You just give nature some space and she won't try to kill you.

You kill it, we grill it...

You know I can see what you really are.

You know I hooked up my modem to a board with no name...

You know I'm bound to you for life.

You know I'm lost without you.

You know all the time she's smiling, you'll be on your knees tomorrow.

You know it is going to be a bad day when you forget your new password.

You know it's a bad day when, your income tax refund check bounces.

You know it's so ironic... I had to lose to win...

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain warms up.

You know princess, you are UGLY when you're angry... --Spaceballs.

You know so little and know it so fluently.

You know that I'm fighting this love in vain...

You know the spell that created this tunnel?

You know you're growing old when dialing long distance wears you out.

You know you're in for it when your guardian angel is laughing.

You know you're in trouble when your Xerox censors your letters.

You know you're old when you sit in a rocking chair and can't move it!

You know you're old when your toupee turns gray.

You know, a moose once bit my sister. --The Holy Grail.

You left me down on the killing floor. --Hendrix.

You lied to me 'cos I asked you to. --U2.

You lied. --Saavik. I exaggerated. --Spock.

You look so invitin', I thought it might be excitin'.

You loved me. I never understood. --Cochrane.

You made me love you. You held a gun to my head.

You made me think. I'll be wary of you in the future.

You made my day, now you have to sleep in it.

You make demands you'll never get.

You make ends meet... and they hate each other!

You may be a loser for a long time before you realize it.

You may be an idiot, but try not to be stupid. --Forest Gump.

You may disagree, but please don't be disagreeable.

You may fail if you try, but you're doomed if you don't!

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. --John Lennon.

You may soon receive an important message.

You mean I can send mail to myself?

You mean I have to sin to be saved? Run that by me again!

You mean I'm supposed to know what the heck I'm saying?

You mean Virtual Memory has to actually exist?

You mean there are (gasp!) WITCHES here?

You mean you didn't have it Registered in the Library of Congress?

You might acquire some predatory instinct.

You might have mail.

You might say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not asleep.

You might think I'm crazy, but all I want is you.

You missed an invaluable opportunity for silence!

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

You must be present to win.

You must first learn to annoy before you're allowed to torment.

You must have a big brain to contain so much ignorance.

You must know your limits to break through them.

You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

You must unlearn what you have learned. --Yoda.

You must've opened your mind, been assaulted by logic, and closed it.

You need a more respectable ID.

You need help. Get some. Just don't bother me.

You need to spank me. I've been bad.

You never act the way you should and I like it.

You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.

You never forget your first believer. They gave you shape.

You never have to explain things you never said.

You never heard it, not a word of it.

You never know who's right, but you always know who's in charge.

You never learn from anyone who agrees with you.

You never realize how precious life is until you almost lose it.

You obviously mistook me for someone who cares.

You only have a problem if you think it is a problem.

You only look big because I am on my knees.

You ought to take the bull between the legs.

You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.

You probably scream and cry that your little world won't let you go.

You really hurt me last night... can you do it again?

You rescued me just before I crossed the line.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream...

You see it your way, I see it mine, but we both see it slippin away...

You see me now, a veteran... of a thousand psychic wars.

You see, I may be stupid, but I'm not smart!

You see, Lord, she can be reasonable.

You see, but you do not observe. --Sherlock Holmes to Watson.

You set my heart aflame. You give me heartburn.

You shall know the truth, and it shall make you weird.

You should go hang your head in shame... and leave your body on it!

You should never let your fears become the boundaries of your dreams.

You should pray that I bleed real soon.

You shouldn't have buried me. I'm not dead. --Freddy Krueger.

You shout and no one seems to hear.

You showed admirable restraint for one so small. --Worf.

You slip out of your depth and out of your mind...

You sometimes drive me crazy, but I worry about you.

You spent most of your money on beer and women, the rest you wasted.

You talk so much your tongue is sunburned.

You talk too much. I've got a ball-gag that will cure that.

You think paying an expert is expensive? Try an amateur!

You touched my heart.

You treat Death like a lover. --Dax.

You used to say I was nice, now you say I'm the Antichrist.

You want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!

You want something to worship? Try your SysGoddess.

You want the good news first or the bad news?

You want the impossible.

You want the man in charge or the lady that knows it all?

You want to stop being scornful, it's twisting your face.

You want to threaten my freedom, and you expect me to be nice?

You were a stranger to sorrow; thus fate has cursed you.

You were young and foolish once. Now you're no longer young.

You who have the Light, What are you doing with it?

You who think you know it all are very annoying to those of us who do.

You will be assimilated. The Emperor has foreseen it.

You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.

You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

You will cease issuing ultimatums, or else.

You will forget that you ever knew me.

You will have a long and boring life.

You will lose an important file.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

You will outgrow your usefulness.

You will outlive those who seek to destroy you.

You will pass away very quickly.

You will soon forget this.

You will spend the rest of your life in the future.

You wish to press a key. Well let's explore that idea.

You won't be living for the rest of your life.

You won't die; I won't let you.

You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You'd better be nice to me: I throw up easily.

You'll be sorry.

You'll find I'm full of surprises.

You'll find radical Berkelium in sunny Californium.

You'll get your reward. --Leia.

You'll have to marry me first...

You'll know fear, pain, then die. Have a nice flight!

You'll need someone to help you when you feel like cursing me.

You'll never get there and if you do, you won't know.

You'll never know until you ask the right source.

You'll thank me later.

You're DEAD! --Alice. That never stopped me before! --Freddy Krueger.

You're a Hacker? I don't see any broken computers.

You're a card which will have to be dealt with.

You're about as subtle as an axe between the eyes.

You're about to be assimilated! Absorbed, that is.

You're always interrupting me in the middle of my mistakes.

You're better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.

You're dangerous 'cos you're honest... --U2.

You're ever so right. I refrain from further comment.

You're gonna hurt all three of my feelings!

You're just a game that she's gotta play.

You're just a hangnail on the fickle finger of fate.

You're no fun anymore!

You're nobody's fool. You're a freelancer.

You're not as real as you think.

You're not funny anymore. Go away.

You're not in trouble unless you're caught.

You're not perfect, but those flaws make up an interesting person.

You're not the only one in the world who has problems.

You're not the only one who still gets angry about it.

You're old enough to know better than that.

You're right, we ARE demons. We DO eat children. I haven't had dinner.

You're right. I'm ashamed. Spank me.

You're so cute when you degrade yourself for the pleasure of others.

You're so fat, you create your own eclipse.

You're so fat, your baby photos were taken by satellite.

You're so happy, it's bizarre.

You're so stupid you could trip over a cordless phone!

You're so stupid your IQ test came back negative.

You're so weak the only thing you've ever licked is people's boots.

You're the friendliest person in your zip code.

You're the only one that I love,

You're too beautiful to ignore.

You're too stupid to know what you're involved in.

You're too young to experience that much pain. --Ivanova.

You're upset. I like that.

You're very sensitive, aren't you?

You've been cold to me so long I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

You've been up all night long, trying to solve a problem.

You've been working such long hours, sowing fear and all... --D. Mouse.

You've given me something to live for: revenge.

You've got chains on for the rest of your life.

You've got the power.

You've got the tail wagging the dog, madam.

You've got to be cruel to be cool.

You've got to throw the stone to get the pool to ripple.

You've little to fear, brave knight... unless the dragon stops purring.

You've not converted a man because you have silenced him.

You've obviously been educated beyond your intelligence.

You've spilt the blood. I have your soul.

You, like your father, are now ours! --Emperor.

Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.

Your Honor, I shot him because he waved with too few fingers.

Your agonizer, please.

Your brain is full of spiders.

Your brain needs a good garbage-collection algorithm.

Your daddy hates me... much as I love you.

Your day breaks, your mind aches...

Your e-mail has been delayed due to NO CARRIER

Your enemies are closing in.

Your fault, core dumped.

Your fifteen minutes are up.

Your friend died on his knees, begging for his life. --Rayburn.

Your handcuffs or mine?

Your heart is pure, your mind clear and your soul perverted.

Your hovercraft is full of eels.

Your judgement is a little clouded right now. --Mulder.

Your legs must be tired, 'cause you been running through my mind all night!

Your lies and sweet talk don't even cause me pain...

Your logic is flawed, evacuate your premises immediately.

Your love is like a tidal wave spinning over my head.

Your lucky star imploded into a black hole.

Your message here. International coverage.

Your mileage may vary.

Your mind understands what it has been taught; your heart what is true.

Your mission: To break as many hearts as possible.

Your mission: To destroy any and all purple dinosaurs.

Your password has been changed to protect the innocent.

Your shoe is ringing. --Maxwell Smart.

Your silent mercies lock me up inside my mind.

Your soul cannot be free, not given the chance to rot in Hell.

Your souls are damned your God has fell to slave for me eternally!

Your species is self-destructive.

Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.

Your sun's so bright it leaves no shadows, only scars. --U2.

Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons.

Your wish is my desire.